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That was somehow even worse than SNL sorry 

The dancer just vibing with the alcohol

This was so fucking bad I genuinely can’t believe it. She looked incredible and it started on such an amazing note: watching her ride in on the motorbike as jealous girl played…
 
who knew it would be a near identical setlist, every guest out singing her (even her own backup singers)
horrendous mic quality
wayyyyy too many old, slow, piano tracks
A waste of a Billie Eilish appearance
And the other guests were Fucking Batiste and Antonoff? Kill me

The dancer just vibing with the alcohol

The dancer just vibing with the alcohol

The dancer just vibing with the alcohol

The dancer just vibing with the alcohol

shes going to the backrooms 

guys it’s not over she’s abt to sing millionaire and you can be the boss 

This Lynchian motorcycle outro…

“Love” literally was Coachella themed. She should’ve brought out The Weekend and did LFL and Stargirl (her most viral song on TikTok IIRC) to hype the crowd. Even Blue Skies would’ve hyped the crowd up more 

The worlds best mic wouldn’t have saved this set im sorry 
 
it was awkwardly paced, weird stops and starts between it. Minutes of silence between songs, awkward transitions. 
 
It barely seems like it was rehearsed
 
its a missed chance that she won’t get again

Can we get an ongoing counter for how many bridges were completely skipped/not sung tonight. Like I get times a constraint but this is excessive 

she hyped up this performance so much i think it’s logical that we may be a little disappointed that it’s mostly the same exact set list we’ve had for a year 😭 

NOT THE CROWD FORCING THE BRIDGE

be so for real… it’ll be the same set but with maybe one or two different guests.. probably FJM and nikki fucking lane 

Could've brought out the infamous VS Cedric remix to up the camp factor

Could've brought out the infamous VS Cedric remix to up the camp factor

Could've brought out the infamous VS Cedric remix to up the camp factor

Could've brought out the infamous VS Cedric remix to up the camp factor

Could've brought out the infamous VS Cedric remix to up the camp factor

this setlist....

OKAY NOW FINAALALLLLLYYY

so she has a fucking horn section but couldn't give us ONE honeymoon song???

I’m laughing bc she released a bunch of neon spandex festival merch just to give us a setlist of ballads