Lana De Los Reyes

I used to be bothered by all the Hope slander, but now I think it's genuinely funny. The fact that so many of you are so delusional to think that piece of art, with it's beautiful haunting melody and it's incredibly introspective, honest, raw lyrics is "ugly" and "boring" and "the worst song of her career"- I have to laugh. I have to fucking laugh. 
 

Did she just post that ??????????????/LANA WHAT U DOIN GIRL

"The culture is lit and I had a ball" is a brilliant lyric. It's ironic and satirical and endearing in such a Lana way, and fits perfectly with the sad message of the song in our times.

Google Play brutally kidnapping TG from Lana, who seems devastated by that 

she didnt edit VB down a minute

Why does this always happen when I’m busy or asleep lmao

Lana: there are no bangers on the album.
Me: loosing my mind while dancing to fuck it, I love you and the greatest

i find it hard to believe that her team is actually at this level of gross incompetence...like. some of it has to be intentional at this point. right?

Lana: I guess I'm signing off after all
*GUITAR DROP*
Me: 
(And I'm done with my gif shitposting spree for today... Maybe... )

not her releasing a Youtube exclusive track and a Google Play Music exclusive track 

What happened was this:
 
She and Jack were planning to release FIILY and TG as we thought, one song on each day and the mv on Saturday. That's why we had that link that said, "coming on Friday", and the iTunes information, and assorted shit.
 
But THEN she made up LFA, and thought, "I gave them two new songs last week, so fuck 'em."
 
But THEN Google leaked The Greatest in retaliation for her loving her iPhone so much, and for singing about an iPad. "The Greatest" is also a subliminal message that Android devices are, after all, superior to Apple devices.
 
And THEN she either failed to inform Jack, or Jack forgot because he was too busy bumping a mic somewhere, so Jack posted that they were coming out, so THEN she told Jack to take it doen, so THEN Jack posted that they weren't coming out, then Jack posted that he was "high" in his tiger-wallpapered studio.
 
The end.
 
That's 100% what happened, don't @ me.

What in the actual fuck her team is doing? People already have the song saved or uploaded unofficially and illegally on different services. Lana is losing streams. And there's still no offficial date for this release and FIILY release. Why did Lana get the most unprofessional managers out there? MESSINESS is getting DEEPER AND DEEPER, HARDER AND HARDER 

As a mentally unstable 24 year old gay I feel relieved that Lana wants ME
 

It feels like a stream of consciousness to me. She first considers the fleeting happiness in her life that lessened upon finding fame and then expands to the greater degradation of American culture as a whole. It's a pretty brilliant song, lyrically.

This is the messiest era I think I have ever experienced. 

The greatest loss is her peace. She's tired of the gays spamming her about music. She wants to retire 

Have we discussed the possibility that “the greatest loss” is her fame?
 
Maybe she’s telling us not to leave

It sounds like Tomorrow Never Came and Venice Bitch had a baby and that's that on that

They are so idiotic to me!
 
The song is leaked, period. It's out there!
 
Put it up now for people to stream and purchase, otherwise lose out on legit streams and purchases.

What I love the most about this era is how fiercely devoted Lana & her team are to ruining it

WHAT a tracklist. California, TNBAR, The greatest and Bartender all back to back. She..she wants to kill us

Norman Rockwell in his grave knowing that singer and songwritter Lana Del Rey is using his name as a synonym for douchbag and introducing him like that to a whole new generation of people
 

Every time I hear the line about Kanye I can’t breathe because I keep thinking of this
 

official release of both songs at midnight EST https://twitter.com/jackantonoff/status/1162111625995923468