Jojo

great, this is the blue banisters pre release thread. 

not this again. we are so tired. 

ok damn did lizzo kill your family?

lana is above the law 

When we get a notification that Lana posted and it's a typewriter post that starts with "Now that Lorde" 

She thought somebody could tell her how- but she found nobody could

Lana be like ok I finished the jobs and interests that required transparency and privacy 

I CANNOT!!! Sorry but I'm laughing so hard at this whole situation rn 

The way she deactivated her accounts to serve as an allegory of Arcadia and how the public shut her down last year…but then reactivated to represent her resilience and is now about to drop Black Bathing Suit, the revenge single exploring her liberation of femininity. 

por qué no los dos? 

chair jail electric !!

i mean if it leaks in good quality i see no point in not listening to it

The day the album leaked and I listened to it, I ended up getting the worst haircut of my entire life a few hours later. I feel like that was some form of life trying to teach me a lesson lol. So if BB leaks, I'm going to save myself (and my hair)

two warnings for the same infringement on the same day? legendary status  

... right x
 
 

Leak the album. Target staff will never know 

Controversial opinion: Text Book is one of my favorite openers. Idk. It's so dramatic. The weird drum at the begining, it's wild, creepy. Followed by the rest. It's gunning for my #1 Cruel World

Leak it sis. Become this era's cassette girl. You might get fired af, but that's okay. 

LanaBoards: Secret Invasion 

Y’all…. i got a job at Target  can’t wait stock the BB exclusive vinyls and get one myself the day of release…. 
 

Why did y'all decide today was the day to display bad taste?

Text Book hate??? In MY pre-release thread???!!! 

'Text Book' and 'Blue Banisters' are ahead of their time and her best songs ever.

Go play 3 different songs simultaneously, then punch yourself in the ear. That’s what it sounds like.