grandpas glass

Signs that the new era has officially started:

✅ Complaining about reused songs
🔘 Calling the lead single a piano flop
🔘 Complaining about Nikki and/or
      Chuck and/or Charlie
🔘 Thirsting over Rob and/or Jack
🔘 Users pretending to be insiders
🔘 „Lana has become lazy“
🔘 Finding new song titels through
      Youtube or Shazam
🔘 A new grass picture on LDR village
 
We‘re getting closer 

can i start the jack thirst now or should I wait 

I never thought I would say this but TNC is growing on me 
Idrc that the lyrics are shallow now, the melody and the production are not that bad
Still one of her worst off LFL though :/

I prefer her aesthetic from NFR! to now (and the albums) than what it used to be (???)
 
Maybe as I’ve grown up my tastes have changed too
 
lol 

1. Blue Banisters (93)
2. Ultraviolence (88)
3. Norman Fucking Rockwell (85)
3. Chemtrails Over The Country Club (85)
5. Lust For Life (83)
6. Born To Die (81)
6. Paradise (81)
8. Honeymoon (74)

If she doesn't release it so soon, it could probably get really really good. I kind of have a feeling that this album is going to blow us away when it comes out.

Attention whore, who, me? 💖

Me taking home every award 
 
 
In all seriousness, though, this is so exciting! I'm really happy I'll be participating this year and I think it's going to be a lot of fun  

Let’s not forget about King Delulu for “Best Banned Member” 

Thread of the year for @YourGirl666 ofc

please nominate the ufb pre-leak thread for thread of the year, it's the glue that has held our delusion together  
 
also nominate @Pineapple B00ST for lipster of the year, his love of gifs & chaos inspires me  

NOMINATE me DADDYAUERBACH FOR
 
best username 
worst username

THANK YOU

i've gotta learn how to ride a motorcycle so i can drive to the lipsters' awards on a black motorcycle (yayo style) while blasting dance for money & queen of the gas station!
 

vote me i will give y'all
 

You can vote me in all categories 
 

we should have a "best/worst fake insider info"

Well, just because I’m this year’s host doesn’t mean I can’t campaign for myself too!
Elle - for your consideration…
 
Nicest Member
I always try to sprinkle sunshine whenever I go, and even when i have to lay down the law with a mod queue or warning point, I always do it with lots of love  
 
Veteran Member
I have truly put my life on the line for this country website, dueling through many battles over being a member for the past 8 1/2 years & owner for the past 5! 
 
Biggest Stan
Not only am I the gracious owner of the largest Lana Del Rey fan site, but I have arguably one of the largest Lana collections that includes over 165 magazines, over 100 clothing items as seen on LDR, and hundreds of other merch items! Here's a photo of my collection that I took last year, and if you can even imagine it, it's even larger now:
 
Peace Keeper
Again, I know it’s not fun when I have to lay down the law sometimes, but without my efforts this place would honestly be a hell hole, you gotta admit it.
 
Be My Daddy - for Hottest Member
Okay I've been runner up for this award for the past 4 years in a row, so this year I'm really gunning for the gold. In case you need a refresher of my beautiful face, here was my yearly submission to the Pictures of You thread:
 
Lipster of the Year
All I'm going to say is that this place wouldn't be here without me...

I bet I'll be sleeping and then wake up with my social media full of people who got into her account 

Well everyone, it's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our site's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour the best of the best (and the worst of the worst.)
 
Morning Preparations: page 33
Red Carpet: page 53
Awards Ceremony: page 68 
After Party: page 93
 
 

 
Though we’ve been without our infamous “Time Online” tracker for awhile, I’m sure you all can recognize who our most recent visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue xx
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @YourGirl666
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like.
 
Winner: @Mer
Runner Up: @Alison by Slowdive
Other nominees: @May, @Pineapple B00ST, @Super Movie
 
 

Whether it be a Lana pun, an iconic song title, or just a pure imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.
Winner: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Runner Up: @takeitdoen
Other nominees: @daddyauerbach, @IanadeIrey, @Mash Tragic
 
 

For Worst Username... well.. we will just assume your first option was taken.
Winner: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Runner Up: @LanasLeftCheekFiller
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @lanasbottom, @Lentilus Dealer Hoe
 
 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who embodies the embodiment of true taste. That shining strawberry in the fruit salad, the Black Cherry in White Claw variety pack, that beautiful shiitake mushroom in the stir-fry. Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Super Movie
 
 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions are the moldy cantaloupe in the fruit salad, the picked-over Natural Lime in the White Claw variety pack, the shriveled up cabbage in the stir-fry. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.
Winner: @Terrence Loves Me
Runner Up: @Jack Antonoff is a God
Other nominees: @baddisease, @lustforlife, @The Siren
 

 

This award is reserved for our little America’s Sweetheart, the ray of sunshine in every thread who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.
Winner: @IanadeIrey
Runner Up: @Elle
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @Surf Noir
 
 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty kitten who has no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award and then maybe chill out.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @Rorman Nockwell, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly ingrained within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour our favourite LanaBoards veteran with the Veteran Member award.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2016 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Trash Magic
Other nominees: @Creyk, @Hundred Dollar Bill, @YUNGATA
 
 

As our memberbase has expanded by over 40% in the past year, it’s only right we honour those who are new members to our community! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We hope you stick around.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2020 are eligible for this award)
Winner: @honeybadger
Runner Up: @COCC
Other nominees: @Alison by Slowdive, @BluebirdXO, @Gravitate
 
 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here, and deserves to be celebrated.
Winner: @Hydroponic Weeds
Runner Up: @boom like that
Other nominees: @drugmunny, @rightofjupiter, @stupidapartmentcomplex
 
 

Though I resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. The Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @13bitches, @DeluluKing (disqualified), @isthismelancholia
 
 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who hasn't been around for awhile. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award. (Don’t let user May gaslight you into thinking they’re dead though.)
Winner: @electra
Runner Up: @stupidapartmentcomplex
Other nominees: @ArtDecoDelRey, @salvatore, @Sitar
 
 

Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Surf Noir
Other nominees: @IanadeIrey, @That Venice Bitch, @gatadelrey
 
 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.
Winner: @Rorman Nockwell
Runner Up: @lanasbottom
Other nominees: @Deadly Cruel Girl, @shady, @TrashMagiq
 
 

Again, although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section. Ten years in, and the Charli XCX thread is still the largest thread on the site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Cathy? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Elle, @EXODUS, @Veinsineon
 
 

Also known as the Big Eyes or the Norman Fucking Rockwell award, the Best Artist award honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. (I will also being taking note of the nominees for future help with site design materials. As you can tell, I couldn’t find anyone to help me for this year’s Lipsters’ graphics and had to scramble it all together myself last minute. Graphic design is my passion xx)
Winner: @TrashMagiq
Runner Up: @kallumlavigne
Other nominees: @cherri, @Cherry Blossom, @Trash Magic
 
 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Best Audio Artist award.
Winner: @plastiscguy
Runner Up: @bigspender
Other nominees: @Actor, @Glitter Boy, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya.
Winner: @Clampigirl
Runner Up: @Niko Dealergo
Other nominees: @Elle, @IanadeIrey, @takeitdoen
 
 
 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @May
Other nominees: @arcadialovesong2018, @Pineapple B00ST, @YourGirl666
 
 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.
 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @Venice
Other nominees: @Mer, @PatentLeatherDoOver, @your dealer
 
 

The Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger was nixed for last year’s awards, but I’m bringing it back because when I updated the site last year I had to pay an extra $75 to renew this feature so you bet damn well I’m going to award those who actually make use of it, and perhaps encourage people to use it more frequently in this upcoming year. 
Winner: @Elle
Runner Up: @the ocean
Other nominees: @Leader of The Pack, @Mer, @The Siren
 
 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.
Winner: @arcadialovesong2018
Runner Up: @lustforlife
Other nominees: @lanaswildflowers, @Rorman Nockwell, @YourGirl666
 
 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @lanasbottom, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 

This award has been given a new title inspired by our infamous mod queues! Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves one to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it lol. At least not yet anyway.)
Winner: @lustforlife
Runner Up: @arcadialovesong2018
Other nominees: @DeluluKing, @May, @YourGirl666
 
 
 
 

Even after trudging through the chaos that was 2020, 2021 did also not disappoint when it came to drama. Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year. 
Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.
Winner: Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover reveal
Runner Up: Fake insiders, notably @lustforlife
Other nominees: Fake leaks / snippets, LanaBoards Fights Thread created by @arcadialovesong2018, Lana Del Rey deactivating her social media accounts
 
 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill - Pre-Leak Thread
Runner Up: Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread, Fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish, The Pine Tree Thread
 
 
 

Although I refuse to fully acknowledge that leaks are a huge part of LanaBoards culture, it’s true that we wouldn’t be without them either. Which locked away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Winner: Unidentified Flying Bill
Runner Up:If I Die Young (On & On & On)
Other nominees: French Restaurant, Wild One, Yes to Heaven (Version 4)
Eligible songs:
 

Another new award! As Lana has blessed us with two complete records this year, I thought it would be appropriate to award our favourite song among the 26 she released this year with the Song of the Year award. *Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were released this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round*
 
Winner: Black Bathing Suit
Runner Up: White Dress
Other nominees: Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Dealer, Yosemite
Eligible songs:
 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through our most coveted award we can offer - the Lipster of the Year award. We'll be painting our banisters green & grey for you.
Winner: @Surf Noir
Runner Up: @IanadeIrey
Other nominees: @Elle, @Super Movie, @TrashMagiq
 

She made her account public on Oct 21st and Nov 21st. So for those who wait, there is a chance that she will make it public today.

After some good rankings Chemtrails climbed up to 25 in the year end list aggregate:
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/list/summary/2021/
It's not so bad, not far behind Billie and Adele and way ahead of Lorde and Taylor or others.

Chemtrails was crowned the best song of 2021 by Miss Slant Magazine. 
 
https://www.slantmagazine.com/music/the-50-best-songs-of-2021/?fbclid=IwAR0CQS6AFodHEeCM_HNW9oyKfYB_TnYnmMkYUyuQPHhGB25T7cOWMN_UJWw

Last Christmas we wanted covers
but the very same day
lana said nay
this year we’ll all be in tears
waiting for a special