grandpas glass

Ocean Blvd is my second favorite Lana record and I agree with everything you said

not when AKA exists

Ocean Blvd is a great album, but it has so many flaws, the mixing, the incoherency, too many samples, too many interludes, the unclear vocals, and many other things, it just lacks having its own atmosphere, when I listen to it, I feel like I’m listening to 3 different albums, I really hope lasso will be cohesive, with crystal clear vocals and great mixing.

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

we need something groundbreaking again like Norman 

This is so post AKA, pre BTD

picsart and spotify have also commented, the holy trinity

picsart and spotify have also commented, the holy trinity

Everytime I enter lanaboards (chrome on mobile) since august 30 (5 hours) I get this big pop up saying that this site is not safe and some safety certificate expired. will you really steal my passwords? 

I made a moodboard for Lasso and the vinyl needs to be light black with pastel neon white splatter
 

Imagine she’s lassoing an entire airboat for the cover 

This was not on my bingo card for 2024 

when the lasso album is going to have music and lyrics  and when the music and lyrics are amazing  and when lana del rey sings them

Lake flaccid

The fact that if lana didn’t lie this time, lasso would’ve been out in 2-3 weeks 

When do we actually expect the lead single? I'd say mid-late September in around 3 weeks 
 
She releases on random days so we don't even need to pay attention to Fridays 

So lemme come up with a fake souther gothic whore anthems album tracklist:
LASSO
1. Spin that lasso
2. Horse D
3. Voodoo S*x Doll (Supernatural F*ck)
4. Alabama Brother Love
5. I Was Abducted at the N*dist Swamp When I Was Your Age - It Was Fun and There Was a Monster With Some Monstruous Features, You Just Had to Be There
6. Black Magic Farts (He Likes It When)
7. No Such Thing as Sad
8. Ethel Cain (feat. Ethel Cain)
9. Mermaid Brothel
10. Bayou Gush
11. Cowgirl (feat. Nikki Lane)
12. Boom Like That
13. The food was *ss, but his hands were big
14. Ride (Reprise)
15. Sweet Home Alabama
 

then give us more detailed info, like are there any collabs on it or does the album contain unreleased songs?

that seems so unrealistic now, since she wants to release two singles before that