esotoric body horror

Oh wow….anyway !
Henry definitely f*cked Norman 
I mean…Henry, come on 

pantene123, we love you! please give us info about the album🙏

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P: Passionate
A: Amazing 
N: Noble
T: Talented
E: Exceptional
N: Noble-hearted
E: Enlightened 
 
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trusting Lana is like trusting men

a birdy collab would eattt 

All of the new upcoming music deserves the Heroin treatment tbh never discussed*, never teased, and it surpassed every expectation
 
*to my knowlege

Lana should never log into this forum, otherwise she will delete her entire discography and never release anything new 

Bring Back Rosemead, im tired of L'Oréal already

The Right Person Will Stay = 22 letters
Official Lana Albums = 10
22 - 10 = 12
Born To Die released in 2012
This was 12 years ago.
During a BTD interview she said she was thinking of releasing "The Leaked Session"
The Honey emoji does not relate to honeymoon but Winnie The Pooh
Winnie The Pooh's first book came out in 1911
19 // 11
The Leaked Sessions has 19 tracks and will be coming out in 11 days OMFG YOU GUYS
UNRELEASED ALBUM IS COMING
 

This is the kinda vague insider teasing we've been missing this pre release
Mysterious 11/10 scrapped project
Boring lead single
No treacklist
Strange emoji
 

ns but gagging over emojis is not it

Ah okay so it’s what NFR would have been had she stuck with Bird World as a title featuring NFR exclusive outtakes such as LYTAN, RCS and artist features such as Ellen Masc got it thank you for your service 

bird world 

What if I say that my top 5 lana songs are all from her last 4 albums  

honestly same, i feel much more connected to her newer music and lyrics and as @Make me your Dream Life said, it feels much more than just music. the whole meaning behind every song is what makes me fall in love with it

i don’t even consider Taylor a musician anymore atp, more like a greedy corporation pumping out product

2020:
- Leap year
- Chiefs vs 49ers
- Trump vs Biden
- Lana Del Rey unexpectedly announces her follow up record to her previous Grammy-nominated album to be released in September that has a country influence & production by Jack Antonoff
 
2024:
- Leap year
- Chiefs vs 49ers
- Trump vs Biden
- Lana Del Rey unexpectedly announces her follow up record to her previous Grammy-nominated album to be released in September that has a country influence & production by Jack Antonoff
 
 

What do you think a lasso is?

COUNTRY WESTERN COWBOY ALBUM SHE DID THIS FOR MEEEEEEEE SHE DID THIS FOR ME!!!!!! YES YES YES FUCKING YES IM SO HAPPY
 
MY OFFICIAL LIST OF (some delusional) MANIFESTATIONS:
hot n steamy music video starring pedro pascal as lana's sexy cowboy love interest lee hazlewood influences PLEASE dolly parton feature (don't say i didn't warn you about the delusion) a few acoustic tracks for the may jailer vibes album art in the style of the vintage malboro man adverts but with lana instead of a dude actual live tv performances or recorded festival sets lana saying "giddy up" a minimum of three times throughout the album one - just one - obnoxiously upbeat country song, like jackson by nancy sinatra and lee halzewood it must be rootin, it must be tootin, by god it must be shootin, but most of all.... it must slay

September 2024 is giving me that one announcement on May 2020 lol 

Old Town Road is garbage sorry, I hope she doesn't do songs like this

Friendship with Neil Krug is over now Nadia Lee Cohen is my best friend

him saying “think bigger guys” whilst presenting to us a tiktok live singing competition in (indonesian?) is incredibly credible to me,

if this ends up being some stupid collab for another artist that i don't know i swear to fuck

when it turns out the LDR10 era had already started and Country Roads was the first single and serves as the cover song of the album like most of her albums have,,, hold on

I'm ready