EmptyPromises

I’m such a big Sky fan and while I know it’s most definitely been out of her control (come on why wouldn’t she want to be releasing music and have her career thrive) I’ll have to give up hope after this time if it’s another false start and just forget about the possibility of new music from her 

If March comes and goes without any announcement or releases everyone should just leak her vault on April 1st. What a great April fools joke. 

i feel like… we’re in for delusion yall

I just know it’ll be hell waiting for that release date when we’ve got it after all these years. I’m finding it hard enough to wait for Crash and that’s out in less than 20 days 

STEREOGUM
The 101 Most Anticipated Albums Of 2022
4. Sky Ferreira
https://www.stereogum.com/2170949/new-albums-2022/lists/year-in-review/2021-in-review/
 
 

So it’s almost March now. She has about five weeks to release something, anything.

Now that Euphoria S2 is over...
 
Sky would be such a good Faye, she would eat that role up
 

no
she would have a 5 star restaurant and be the head chef with Gordon Ramsey’s approval with this color vinyl
but we all know in the alternate reality where she does release it she’s gonna be serving dirt on a deteriorated styrofoam plate with just a black pressing

I feel like something like this color wise for the vinyl would ATE
 

let's give her this idea plssss

500 pages just in time for a career revival 

i feel like it could be tacky but also cute if sue did a picture disc with a lipstick print? but actually like a kiss from her, not a 💋 emoji. (her lips would take up the whole picture disc)

i kind of want a clear silver glitter vinyl for masochism 

Ngl that’s probably the only valid reason to 

the mental gymnastics some of y'all are doing... it's crazy how some of you put celebrities on a pedestal and expect them to act exactly like you want them to and to not make any mistakes. never thought i would say this but let's go back to begging for masochism 

When March finally comes to an end and no release happens, I'll cancel her myself.

500 pages of pure chaos 

I’m screaming

I think it's from 2011. She had long wavy hair during her pop era. In 2013 she already had medium to short hair. So she was 18-19 back then. I would be canceled if people knew what I was doing at that age. 

night time my time is honestly my favourite album of all time. it’s a sound i love so much and the lyrics are very relatable to me. the visuals also are amazing and it’s the perfect album to me 

Let's blackmail her with these photos so she will be forced to send us flashdrives with Masochism inside

I’m trying to cancel Sky Ferreira. 

I hope she knows that this has to be it… no more false starts or broken promises. She should strike while the iron’s hot and follow through with an actual album, considering all those festival slots. I’ve never seen so much support for someone whose first and only album was released almost 10 years ago. So many people are rooting for her because we know that whenever it comes (2030), it will at least be better than just good. It’s a shame we don’t hear from her as often as she/we’d like, as she has a perfect voice for pop.

Not y'all trying to cancel her after all these years for a 2013's (!?) picture right when she's about to make her come back.
Should've brought this before darling... Don't play dirtyyy