Greta Bowie

I don't see how u can get any work done if u spread on top of the piano distracting poor jorge. 

Oh my god she is a LEGEND 

She’s so annoying because we all know this will be the NTMT Reloaded Pt. 3 tour but wow the camera loves her  she looks so good and healthy, especially her hair (As If! flashbacks)

I wonder when these pictures are from exactly? She tagged Jorge so hopefully that means they made up lol 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CrjCM4YxrNu/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 
Also, eeeeek… she pinned a comment "#FUCKCAPITOLRECORDS" 

a perfect world that includes Sky Ferreira includes a 3 album discography as of 2023 with Cry Baby (2011) Night Time, My Time (2013) and Masochism (2016) and a covers EP from 2020, she's about to release her fourth studio album where she will leave Capitol and join another label! Sky was Grammy nominated for NTMT for Everything Is Embarrassing which is on Night Time, My Time standard because Ghost EP never existed so all the Ghost tracks ended up on Night Time, My Time. Sky showed up early to her shows while she wasn't touring for her albums or releasing music. Despite Masochism not being Grammy nominated, it did the best out of all 3 of her albums. Her fourth album will be a follow up to Masochism with some of the iconic songs that did not yet exist in 2016 while she was making Masochism such as All My Lovers Die, Descending, Innocent Kind. Sky released the music video for Love in Stereo and Heavy Metal Heart and kept the video for Omanko up. Sky then released music videos for Don't Forget and Guardian in 2015 and 2016 and gave two other album tracks music videos. The Blondie Collab was recorded and released, and made Sky a bit more famous than she was without it. Downhill Lullaby received a music video and was the lead single for Masochism Deluxe Edition, despite the song being a bit boring it did pretty well! Sky has began a tour as of February 2023 to begin the era for her fourth album, and it is set to have a summer 2023 release, the tour has opening acts such as Caroline Polachek and Charli XCX.  

She started teasing DF release in March. (nobody made her do that) Kept delaying it cause the video wasn't ready. Why? Because she didn't like it, fired the editor and took it upon herself to edit it (nobody made her do that) delaying the song release for over 2 months. She eventually gave up and told Capitol to release the song without the video being ready. I posted the initial date it was coming on with that ugly cover, she then changed her mind and delayed the release for another week (nobody made her do that) to replace the cover with a cuter pic from the video. She then went on a press tour all summer repeatedly insisting that the video and the album are coming in 2023 (nobody made her do that), giving contradictory statements like "the album is finished, just needs a bit of touch-up" in one interview to "the album is almost finished, I still need to write a few songs" on another (nobody made her do that). She also showed up late and looking ill to these interviews. She then went on a mini tour (nobody made her do that), swaying around on a stage she showed up late to (she has maybe showed up on time ONCE), never finishing a full set and firing the tour sound engineer because they couldn't make her decaying, off-key, atrophied vocals sound good. When questioned about her lateness to one of these shows, she non chalantly claimed she was in a car accident with no proof whatsoever. (nobody made her do that) After a disastrous and unprofessional festival tour, she started being shady to Capitol and Halsey with snarky comments and stories (nobody made her do that), giving the middle finger in front of the Capitol building (30 year old woman). She started teasing her next single Descending (nobody made her do that), complaining that it was the song she wanted to put out. She figured out that she can manipulate her dumb stans to boost her ego on her journey of self victimisation and pathological narcissistic attention seeking by addressing the rotted Free Sky Ferreira community with her mother using vague comments and likes. Over a decade she fell out with many people in the industry such as Elton John, Dev Hynes and apparently with Jorge, her main producer and writer for Masochism because of her antics. Anyone who still gives her the benefit of doubt or has any respect for her should be ashamed of feeding into her load of bullshit and enabling her. 

Capitol could drop Sky and release AI Sky Ferreira music and call it a day. 
 
All of us would be happy. 
 
Boo human Sky. 
Yas AI Sky. 

I'm waiting for the late night TV ad where they've pooled their weekly allowances and hired Sally Struthers to come out and hit us with a "For just 2$ a week, you can help feed this elusive underfunded artist, who is being held captive by an awfully oppressive record label. Every night, they bring her to an underground room, where she's forced to witness the masters she recorded that day thrown into a wrestling cage with 18 screaming macaques. When they're done ripping the tapes and shattering the hard drives, she's made to sweep up the pieces. If she does it quickly, her manager lets her have 18 minutes of screen time on her phone. She uses it to cryptically tweet old photos, hoping it will drum up enough noise to appease label execs. When she's done, she sleeps on a concrete slab. A small bottle of Jimmy Choo "Illicit" sits next to the air vent, reminding her of a branding partnership from a different time. While she sleeps, a goblin bleaches her roots."

....I don't know where this creative writing exercise came from but I hope I took you all to a place.

don't get me started on the writing... 

God is allowing Sky to giggle a little bit for once

Something Sky loves to omit (and that she's been doing for awhile) is that her label has given her the green light numerous times to the point where she's in the mixing/mastering phase of her project her deadline to turn it in comes up and then she says she's being rushed and the project falls apart because the label refuses to give something they don't think will ever be turned in a release date and Sky doesn't want to give them any music because she thinks they'll just sit on it and never let her release it. 

Exactly. 
 
Imagine Tonia saying now "There's plenty of Halsey friends still working on Capitol, Halsey is ordering them to sabotage Sky releases". 
 
lol

Not Frank Ocean arriving 1 hour late, singing off key and having to end his set in the middle of a cover
 
They really should already get married, it would be the hottest and laziest couple ever in hollywood 

I guess now Capitol can turn Sky into the new Halsey lol

Don't even need to be those tracks, just give me that full wounded man song and I'll be more than happy
 
Lay me down
I'm a wounded man
Give you all my love
All the time, in my hands
And you push me-

she's so afraid she'll never release something good like NTMT again that the way to solve it is not releasing anything. she just doesn't want to be in limbo for all these years so these vague posts/stories, it's just a way to be remembered, simple as that.

im tired of listened that album

I’m fully prepared to drop everything to attend one of these ~secret~ shows. Once i fly across the country I’m sure it will be canceled or she will just show up late to perform a couple songs. But that’s part of the sky experience so I’ll get nothing and I’ll be grateful for it 

When she goes full punk and starts giving masochism homemade CDs to anyone who attends the secret concerts

OMG MASOCHISM MOVIE EXPERIENCE IS COMING 

There's no better day than today to post a new l3ak
 
C'mon were is In Your Hands (Wounded Man)? Pretty Dull? All My Lovers Die? WHERE'S IS SWAMPARELLA?

she's so afraid she'll never release something good like NTMT again that the way to solve it is not releasing anything. she just doesn't want to be in limbo for all these years so these vague posts/stories, it's just a way to be remembered, simple as that.

she's so afraid she'll never release something good like NTMT again that the way to solve it is not releasing anything. she just doesn't want to be in limbo for all these years so these vague posts/stories, it's just a way to be remembered, simple as that.

Capitol blocked all Sky Ferreira fans from their social media and also blocked the word Sky Ferreira 
 
Ik is annoying but is kinda weird blocking fans instead of just try to get things clear