QueenOfHearts

imagine if the album packaging was promoted as a black leather-bound box with nothing on it. but upon opening the box, was the most colourful artwork she's released

i mean nothing's happening so might as well- if theory's correct manifesting the album via recliner chair to match those blinds 

Manifesting the album tomorrow 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

I just want the electric guitar back it's all I ask 

okay, so, this album will resemble very early lust for life? (lust for life demo, yosemite, best american record) LET’S GOOO

That account has been posting a lot about her lately… (okay, most of the posts were from the d*** « post », but still, maybe something could be coming next month)
if that post doesn’t turn out right, I won’t hold it against them: nobody is good at describing her albums ever 

honestly that would be a serve let’s be real, a very heavily-jazz album? with a title which holds so much weight for us lanaboardians? i’m into it

not really the first time lol it's embarassing
 
I need a lana del rey upcoming releases information randomizer/generator

Wait have people been quoting LB on Twitter?

Me omw to post that LDR9 is a fully jazz album titled "Scat Attack" and see if the Twitter "insiders" believe it

the way we can say she's gonna collab with idk miranda cosgrove and the twitter girlies are still gonna post it as solid information 

I love how most “LDR9 leaks” these days are basically keywords taken out from this whole thread: deep vocals, orchestra, surfy, not too much piano, honeymoon production, psychedelic, jazzy, cinematic, etc.  It’s like a competition to get the most attention by knowing what people want 

at least we got a gorgeous alt cover 

I remember clearly during the COTCC pre-release thread, I was saying this all the time. I was praying for the cover to not be black and white... and when it was revealed.... 

ready for the demon del rey era

@lustforlife Could never compete!

Please Lana, I know you read us. Release something 🛐

the a.i gods have spoken… ldr9 will be like born to die with a hint of ultraviolence

 
these look like box sets… interesting
 

Someone on another forum said they heard the song but didn't think she was going to release it (so they were surprised when the W Magazine interview came out).
Maybe the song is very personal... or maybe it's not good 

lustforlife found dead. It's my turn to be the queen of the fake insiders!

plastiscguy best insider
 

Wait, am I the lanaboards insider? 

didnt someone say the plastic bag song was scrapped?

I think some big Lana account made a thread recently with all the "leaked" info about the album (from that big list from that website) and now it's all over twitter and IG.
They probably saw the post someone made transcribing it here and thought they were the actual source.
It's always funny reading "according to Lanaboards insiders" in big update Lana accounts