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A new acronym!!!!
 
Bitches All Want Pussy Serves!!!!  A bop incoming!!

The way this flute arrangement is about to mysteriously vanish after you posting this 

queen of the gas station but instead it’s American whore of the Tulsa A&W

the fact that people are actually defending sean
hoping she RAKES him over the coals on the album

it’s none of our business but i really do wonder what happened between lana and sean considering they only started hanging out in September 2019 and were broken up before quarantine started in Mid-March. their relationship was probably less than 6 months and he’s already got 2, and potentially 3 albums about him

okay so she announced "Theres A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd" dec 7 (Seans birthday as mypolaroidfrown pointed out) and now this only billboard in America being in Tulsa... .and he is married now and has step children .... 
I do wonder what or how this could tie into the record. 
lana ATE on the album cover so I hope Sean drives around and his heart drops seeing it... 
but I do wonder if she's hung up on him or like returning things or ??? just there to see if she feels finally over it ? its interesting and now im so curious ... also val commenting the laughing emoji makes me think lana is gonna low-key drag him on her record or something idk (my wishes) 

I feel the same as you. I think the movie would need to have a deeper meaning just like the song itself, something well thought out, mysterious but gorgeous at the same time (no werewolf special effects please )

Listening to BBS and oh wow I think she's really scared of getting older, being forgotten and not finding true love  fuck you Sean 

we all know they broke up in february and that's why the entire european tour was cancelled a few days before it was meant to start... the cop can CHOKE, it's on sight for me 

she always says she is ill whenever she is occupied with a man whether it's going on holidays in italy or breaking up (slowly)... and cancels her professional duties... she is lucky the pandemic made us all forget about that and move on... we just didn't know it was gonna go from worse to worser (QFTC)... and again i blame the cop for that too! 

Just had my first Ocean Blvd dream that I recall
The first 10 songs had l3ak3d and I downloaded the file but I was just able to listen to Sweet which was a complete bore and to A&W. It had a Brite Lites type of beat and Lana screaming American Whore for the first few seconds. There was also a smooth and kind of shocking transition (a la 911) from Sweet to A&W. I remember seeing people in my dream saying that it'd def go number 1 on the charts. Only thing I remember about the lyrics is that in one of the songs she repeats a line about something golden (go piss girl )

i know this is petty but i find it a little disappointing how everybody's favorite unreleased (outside of lanaboards) is either serial killer, kinda outta luck, or queen of disaster, she has SO many other unreleased songs, some of which are honestly better and more interesting than her most popular unreleased songs

when i ask them to rate my top ten and they see pin up galore, every man gets his wish, and oh say can you see on my list 

Just had my first Ocean Blvd dream that I recall
The first 10 songs had l3ak3d and I downloaded the file but I was just able to listen to Sweet which was a complete bore and to A&W. It had a Brite Lites type of beat and Lana screaming American Whore for the first few seconds. There was also a smooth and kind of shocking transition (a la 911) from Sweet to A&W. I remember seeing people in my dream saying that it'd def go number 1 on the charts. Only thing I remember about the lyrics is that in one of the songs she repeats a line about something golden (go piss girl )

Just had my first Ocean Blvd dream that I recall
The first 10 songs had l3ak3d and I downloaded the file but I was just able to listen to Sweet which was a complete bore and to A&W. It had a Brite Lites type of beat and Lana screaming American Whore for the first few seconds. There was also a smooth and kind of shocking transition (a la 911) from Sweet to A&W. I remember seeing people in my dream saying that it'd def go number 1 on the charts. Only thing I remember about the lyrics is that in one of the songs she repeats a line about something golden (go piss girl )

It’s only been 9 days since the song came out it legit feels like 8 months how do we make it till March  

Did 🍆🌈 you 🙅 know that there's ✔👌 a 🤝 tunnel 💕 under ⬇ Ocean 😘🌊 Boulevard?
Mosaic ceilings, painted tiles on ☝🚟 the wall ⌨
I can't 👿🔫 help but 🍑 feel 👎😌 somewhat like my 😏😩 body 💃🚶 marred my soul 👼👻
Handmade beauty, sealed 🤐🤐 up 👭🔺 by two ✌ man-made walls 🏨🏨
And 💯 I'm like
When's 😩🍑 it 😽😳 gonna 🔥 be 🅰👬 my 💕 turn?
When's 🕒📰 it 🏼🤡 gonna 🍆 be my 😫🅰 turn?
Open 💰📖 me 👫💕 up, tell 👀 me you ♂😭 like 🅱🏼 it 🎈😊
Fuck 🙌👉 me 👦🏻 to ♂🌱 death, 🏼 love ❤❤ me 😫💁 until I 👁 love 💚❌ myself 🔫😵
There's a tunnel under ⬇ Ocean Boulevard
There's 👌✔ a tunnel under Ocean 🌊 Boulevard
There's 💾 a girl 🚺👸 that sings Hotel California
Not ♀❌ because 🤔 she 🏼💁 loves the notes 😚 or 👱 sounds that 👊👌 sound like 🍆🏻 Florida
It's 💯👈 because 💁🤔 she's in 💦🍆 a 👌 world 🌏🌎 preserved, only 😠👁 a few 😋👇 have 🤑😩 found the 👏 door 😩
It's like 👧 Camarillo, only silver mirrors running down the corridor
Oh, 😣🍤 man
When's ⏰😩 it ✋ gonna 💯 be 📖 my ♀💁 turn? 👆
Don't 🚫🚫 forget ❌ me
When's 👌🕔 it 🤢🎈 gonna be my turn? 🏃
Open 👅📖 me 🏻🙌 up, 🔺👭 tell 🙍🗣 me 😝 you like me
Fuck 👌🖕 me 👏👌 to 💦🤑 death, ☠💀 love 💜 me until I 🙎 love 💚❤ myself 🙋👩
There's 💢 a 💕 tunnel 💕 under Ocean 🌊🌊 Boulevard
Don't 🙈 forget 🤦 me
There's a tunnel 💕 under Ocean 🌊🌊 Boulevard
Harry Nilsson has 💹💰 a song, his 👨 voice breaks 💥💥 at 2:05
Something ♂ about 💦 the way ↕😎 he 🅱 says, "Don't 🙈 forget 🤔❌ me" Makes 💘 me feel like
I 🙋 just 😣 wish 🙏🎁 I 😎❌ had a 💰👭 friend 😭😀 like him, 😤⛑ someone 👨 to give 👦 me 👈 fire 🔥
Leaning in 👏 my 👈 back, ❔ whispering in 😂😎 my ear, 🏿👂 "Come 💺 on, baby, you 👉👦 can thrive"
But 🍑👏 I 👈 can't 🏿🔫
When's 😤😂 it 🚫💯 gonna 😝 be 🌼👬 my 🚫🍆 turn?
Don't forget 😐 me 😭🙈
When 💦 it's 🏼💯 gonna 🔥 be my 👶🏻 turn?
Open 😜🚪 me up, tell 🗣 me 👦😠 you 🅱👨 like 💩 it
Fuck me 🙋👏 to 🏿💵 death, love 💋 me 💯 until I 👁 love myself
There's 🌌✖ a 🔵 tunnel under ⏬ Ocean 🌊🌊 Boulevard
Don't forget me 🙋 Like 👍👍 the 😂 tunnel under ⬇ Ocean 🌊 Boulevard
Don't forget me ❗😙
Like the 👏🆘 tunnel under Ocean Boulevard
Don't forget 🤔 me 🤗 Like 🔥👎 the tunnel 💕 under ⬇ Ocean Boulevard
Don't forget ❌🤔 me, don't forget 🤔 me 💯💀
No, 🙊 no, ♂🌈 no, don't forget me 💑
Don't 🚫🚫 you, don't 👎 you forget me (no, 😈😩 oh)

She really is a fucking LEGEND. She is coming to DEVOUR sales and streams with DYKTTATUOB. Omg she really is a genius I mean her discography as a whole inc unreleased literally DEMOLISHES all of the girls music put together omfg. She really is THAT fucking girl. PERIODDDDDD. Love this bitch FOREVAAAAA nothing will make me unstan idc idc she could run me over and I will be STREAMING in the hospital bed. LOVE LANA DEL GOD

I'm still amazed by this era's aesthetic  The waves, the orchids, the iconic hairstyle
 

Watch tasteless people call the album boring once it’s about because the songs are too long and basic bitches have an attention span of 3 minutes because of the steaming era

I'm not sure if someone already mentioned this, but now I'm really curious about the album 
I really, really liked that 1966 movie with Natalie Wood.... maybe it's just a photographic aesthetic reference, but...
 
 

there you go, much better

some of y’all are very boring… let people have fun, we are excited!! if we want to clown for 3 months straight what is wrong with that  not to mention this is literally the longest wait between preorder and release date in lana’s career

Lana watching this thread rn

Listened to Honeymoon all day (no, I’m not doing alright but it’s manageable) and I really miss all the clarinets, harps, flutes and sax from this album. Hopefully she incorporates some of these instruments in the new album - which is why I’m dying to know the production credits like we did during the Chemtrails pre-release. I remember finding out Dance Till We Die had a brass band made me super excited for the song (and it didn’t disappoint).