For K

LMFAOOOOO the fact that I said she died in her sleep but while being attacked by a raccoon and falling into a manhole…. Yall something doesn’t add up.. maybe she’s alive and Lana’s about to announce something 
 
 
Rockefeller…..

They'd have to be a legitimate insider. Or be really close with one I'm assuming. Otherwise it's just guesswork and speculation. 

i just know the person behind that dollie username is honeymounz… the way they’re trolling us and the fact their favorite lana song was valley of the dolls for some time, it seems very fitting to the character @TheDollClub you shall answer for your crimes 

I’m sorry to announce it yall but @TheDollClub died last night in her sleep. That’s why she hasn’t posted today. She died, I saw it happen actually. A raccoon attacked her and she fell down a manhole into the sewers. Gone too soon, everybody please let’s make this a day of MOURNING. 
her last words were “rockefeller……”

FJM and BOZ definitely have LB accounts, I feel it in my bones 

I don’t think anything is gonna happen but y’all need to chill it’s like 7am on the west coast right now lol 

us at 11:59PM when nothing happens 

...a happy birthday story
 
 
with an album track playing in the background

rockafella... 

single release tonight at 7pm pst, album release midnight. she’s just like that

FJM and BOZ definitely have LB accounts, I feel it in my bones 

November 16th 2022 12AM PST, where’s your delulu at?

FJM and BOZ definitely have LB accounts, I feel it in my bones 

in before the head dollie is boz and FJM is dragon whore

he just tweeted this ‘They need to add "😭" and "😂" reactions to twitter replies so I can use on some of yall’ 
probably referring to lana stan’s asking if the albums coming this year
he deleted now

I have ordered coffee cause I have no morning course tomorrow I can wait for this clue while watching a movie

When he tweeted about the masterpiece album he liked tweets regarding lana and then unliked them not long after. He's purposely not saying anything about her, all of our reliable insiders aren't talking about her. it's honestly kinda weird.

go to bed 

They'd have to be a legitimate insider. Or be really close with one I'm assuming. Otherwise it's just guesswork and speculation. 

They'd have to be a legitimate insider. Or be really close with one I'm assuming. Otherwise it's just guesswork and speculation. 

it’s kinda weird how boz intentionally avoids questions about lana, either he got silenced or he’s keeping this surprise drop a secret!

on a real note..how would anyone know when she would make an announcement? like how could anyone figure that out or know that?

Anyway let’s all stream Black Bathing Suit in the meantime!
 

Doll checking in for my LDR9 Pre-Pre-Release shift. Today will either end in dollgate or an announcement, either way I have my pitchfork and wallet at arms reach.