Rock Candy

not blue skies AND text book slander... eclipse better get in here and post an acronym like ILCFAWTSAB, LICFCIWFYTPUTP, or NASTYSEXPIG  

Oh, she will. Even if not in the official interview, I’m gonna insist off the record.
 
I have it all played out. I’m gonna introduce myself, show my distorted Terrence Loves You tattoo and say I’m a day 1 stan. After that it’s all charm.
 
I also added a Lizzy Grant question. I’m gonna ask her about that project and if there are any plans of a reissue.

Blue Skies is lowkey her worst and most useless song 

It would be better if she sang the first lines of the opening song again 

It would be better if she sang the first lines of the opening song again 

not at all it’s a tough life but us BB girls are out here   
 
imagine not wanting songs on the caliber of Arcadia, Wildflower Wildfire, Thunder, Text Book, Blue Banisters, Black Bathing Suit, Dealer or a cunty moment like fucking Trio The Interlude like could neverrrr be me

I think Ocean Blvd is basically a fully fleshed out version of Blue Banisters 

Wildflower is so good 

She's so funny for saying all 5000 people in the audience went dead silent after she said the industry's going country bc am I demented or was there not applause when she said that?

RIP Lasso say hi to Rock Candy Sweet and Tropico for me x

i'm 100% here for melodic, structured songs. i'm kind of sick of the stream of consciousness writing we've been seeing from her and other artists lately.
 
also my dad just texted me the NME article- i think he's more excited for this album then i am 

We're getting a little over ourselves here... Lana did hint at this album being more simpler in terms of lyricism back in that Hollywood Reporter interview last year I believe - i guess we could speculate parts of the album were decided by then. I think the album is still being fiddled around with just like with NFR! when it was originally supposed to have 11 tracks, like maybe Tough is an addition to the album and we'll need to wait for further confirmation. Also I don't think Lana cares that much if she's being seen as someone copying them and at the end of the day she's gonna deliver a much different take on the genre. All and all to me this is just confirmation that she's still changing things with the album which isn't always bad news 

I have no idea what this all means exactly but to be fair she's so chaotic she could do an interview like that then release a single for the album the next day like you never really do know with her

lana in the meantime may i suggest a AKA re-release

this was not a statement like "I'm going definitely country and the album is out in September"
it was more like
 

That quote made me think Ben is off 
I used to get green contact lenses – like, greener than my eyes – for my interviews to get signed. Ben [Mawson, manager] once saw me, and I had these massive extensions as well, and he physically took the little green lizard contacts.
“He stomped them and he was like, ‘You look like a lizard!’ 
 
very controlling behaviour- no wonder his IG comments read like they do.

Not me asking ChatGPT wtf she means 
 
 

HELPPP the way my manifestations for her PSYCHEDELIC SURF ROCK TRIP HOP MASTERPIECE actually WORKED OMG
 
QUAVO COLLAB COMING SOON… FIRST SINGLE OFF HER UPCOMING PSYCHEDELIC SURF ROCK TRIP HOP MASTERPIECE

it should just be expected at this point that whenever Lana announces something it will eventually be changed to something else 

Maybe she meant "What can I say now," as if she's talking to herself, saying "I'm so frustrated that so many artists are announcing country albums that I just don't know what to say to you about Lasso at this moment."  
 
What other artists are doing should make no difference. She's Lana Fucking Del Rey, having some of her best years ever, who cares if others are releasing country albums or if there is an actual trend in play, however it came about?
 
Releasing a country album is not an original idea in and of itself; it's one of the most recognizable and oldest of all American genres.   
 
So with luck, Lasso will be released on schedule. 

Can’t some insider say something about all this? 

I actually don't know what you mean, Lana

part about lasso at 2:07 
 
Interviewer: What can you tell us about Lasso coming out later this year, you're going country right?
 
Lana: Oh jeez, well what can I say now. What can I say now. I mean when I gave Jack Antonoff his award for best producer of the year and I said welcome Nashville to Hollywood and Hollywood welcome Nashville because the music business is gone going country and it went silent. Five thousand people dead silent and then the next week we had three major artists announce big country albums so where is Lasso going I really have no idea now. You know what I mean?
 
Interviewer: Lyrically (?) while it's been inspiring is it part of that fun and ease you were talking about on stage?
 
Lana: Yeah I would say so, maybe less to say in terms of any kind of self-revealing things like on Tunnel or Blue Banisters or Chemtrails, more melodic, maybe more like American songbook style.

cherry x ltli music videos dropping in the same day we won

This picture was taken exactly 10 yrs + a day ago.. Swifties would swear this was an Easter egg