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here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

only 2 more sleeps until A&W girls and gays 

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

only 2 more sleeps until A&W girls and gays 

Caroline @ midnight is the only thing saving me while I wait for this god damn song… I just know it’s going to snatch my weave and open up a wormhole that sends my scalp to another galaxy and then evaporates . Mhm! 

I want to hibernate tomorrow away like i legitimately don’t care about tomorrow can it just be Tuesday….  

waiting for the twitter girlies to post “sources have confirmed that a&w is coming out the 16th!” 

She better not change that bio. It’s too iconic to let go

Ohhh she's active  she probably saw her name on the A&W cover in her drafts and remembered she is THE Lana Del Rey.
 
Does she even have access to oceanblvd tho? Cause I think it might be just label/team managed 

Oops she forgot to post A&W announcement, silly lanz

Awwww I kinda love seeing her settle into Honeymoon more and more. It will for sure remain her main account forever atp

Getting ready for the A&W announcement I see 

this is my personal rating:
1. NFR
2. Honeymoon
3. Blue Banisters 
4. Ultraviolence
5. Lust for life
6. Paradise
7. Born to die
8. Cotcc 
9. AKA 
Don’t come at me for not being a huge cotcc fan plz

WHAT not me reading this and thought you meant “slayvery” like i slayed, not slavery

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

Me too I almost cried during the Umbrella bit
Never mind that the doves would've suffocated 
I rly didn't think it through huh

i personally really liked her halftime performance

she has a stomach that she rubbed during one of the songs
even though it's only been 9 months since the last baby and sometimes women don't lose the baby weight

she has a baby bump and at the very beginning of the performance she rubbed her stomach

she has a baby bump and at the very beginning of the performance she rubbed her stomach

she has a baby bump and at the very beginning of the performance she rubbed her stomach

that performance was so low energy but I think she's pregnant again so I guess she gets a pass  we are never getting that album

That was definitely something
 
i think she’s just so over music at this point  
 
it looked like she would rather be literally anywhere else. Her catalogue of hits is insane tho so I guess that’s a plus 

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end