valley of the dolls

Thread has already derailed, crashed, and ignited 

Thread has already derailed, crashed, and ignited 

Thread has already derailed, crashed, and ignited 

Thread has already derailed, crashed, and ignited 

Thinking I should grab a meal from A&W tomorrow in honour of..well, A&W 
(if it doesn’t end up releasing tmr I’m going to eat myself instead)

This thread is an endless cycle of self destruction. You're telling me we're still running around like headless chickens questioning whether it's coming this week when 
1. We already have confirmation from a RELIABLE SOURCE
 
2. We have the apple music time clearly indicating a single release
 
3. We have the video of Lana with the girls and gays screaming the song title 
 
Lanaboards, I don't ask much of you. I simply ask that you be fucking for real 
 

 

not my earphones breaking today  lana i changed my mind take the single back

Thinking I should grab a meal from A&W tomorrow in honour of..well, A&W 
(if it doesn’t end up releasing tmr I’m going to eat myself instead)

what if the song is coming on 14 and the mv on 16

This thread is making me extra delulu. I'm not taking it out on Lana's show bot....
 

Fishtail 

I cant believe Im saying this but idk I kinda want it to l word now… is not fair for us to be paying for the incompetence of Lana’s team ESPECIALLY her managers

Ben, ed, is that you? 

Well… what now

by Wednesday they destroyed me but by Wednesday i'm revived 

Not the usual cryptic “be patient” crap
 
we can never win can we 

I’m so over this
 
hope it leaks
 

me every new page in this thread thinking we won and then losing again

When Kintsugi explains that none of this is real. In fact, Lana was never real, we're all in a coma dream and it's time to wake up...

These are some of the fakest lyrics ever why is this even a discussion

ur joking... "shaking my ass off and showing my chest" "to them im a body to me im a soul" LMAOOOOOOOO

Can the fake lyricists just stop they'll never be able to create something that'll fool us, Lana has been crafting her writing for years, they're just saying random words ffs 
 

“Time to kick it into overdrive”

Now I don't feel bad for continually being single every year, I can just pretend to be an American Whore 

beautiful is extremely boring, the lyrics are embarrassing, and it has the same issues with the vocals that Arcadia does. It is a terrible song. However i'm not getting the vibe Sweet will be like Beautiful, I def think it will be more similar to Love Song and Video Games, two songs I love