hayden del rey

For some reason I’ve been unable to like posts here, but I would love for this to be an actual album title 🥹

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Lana Del Rey has cancelled her album due to backlash from the extra-terrestrial community. Zomrop Abrop, leader of the Zypheria colony said this in a statement from NASA;
"I am appalled by the recent titling of Lana's new project. She could've worded it as "The right being will stay" or The right lifeform will stay" but she deliberately chose to alienate us aliens by choosing something human-specific. We thought there was an alliance between us, as Lana went from L.A to the Moon a few years ago, but it seems that version of her is gone. To fight back, we attempted to target her L.A homes with laser beams... but it appears we have missed. We apologize for the extent of the damage."
 

 
 

The Right Person Will Stay: Vibrators Lined Up Shook Up The Alley in The Early Morning Til Dawn, It Scared off Everyone (As Planned) But You and That's How I & the Alligators Found Out It Actually Was True Love: The Symphonic Orchestral Edition 

"There Were Stories Of A Church In The Forest Up North" 

I thought Henry was Clay's dog? 

It's not about her being a woman. It's about her being infinitely removed from Trump's anti-trans, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-POC, etc. agenda. The anti-abortion thing is the only thing she's connected to and she has the wealth to avoid that if she ever needed it. It's a luxury for her to oppose Trump because her life doesn't depend on that. It's a luxury for her to marry a Trump supporter who literally wants to commit violence against transgender people because she doesn't have to live with the consequences of people like that being around.
 
Her ideals mean nothing since it's not like she ever acted on them. For all the shit Taylor Swift gets, at least she actually opposed Trump when it mattered. Lana pretended to be a witch then married a man who loves him.
 
I love Lana but I've had to divorce that from my personal opinion of her as a person. And no celebrity is above critique.

Lana dressed up as an alligator and hides in the swamp, it's gonna be a can you find me type of photo

The right person will not post in this thread until we get any news 

Beyoncé scared her. Because she was releasing Cowboy Carter. SHE KNOWLES 
(I’m kidding) 

We love a Germanic philology moment on Lanaboards Lasso discourse is THAT dry

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/13/lana-del-rey-waits-out-hurricane-louisiana-rumored-boyfriend-house/
 

Flexible hip flexors 

wait how is her leg just hanging like that

they are both stunning

olivia rodrigo get away from ha !

Omg she looks so beautiful!

Earlier this week, Lana Del Rey stopped to meet a fan while out in Paris, France.

"Due to an error by the Reading production team we accidentally cut Lana Del Rey's incredible set short by 5 mins, we apologize unreservedly to Lana and her fans"
 
- OfficialRandl through Instagram stories

i hope she kept her makeup on from last night so she’s ready at a reasonable hour

omg i remember this… i was appalled 

This reminds me of when she performed in Poland in 2019 with that neon makeup and straight hair and 3 days later she posted a story of herself in Los Angeles with that makeup and hair. Bitch is nasty

Manifesting songs with unhinged vocals like black bathing suit’s outro, cruel world, and dance til we die’s bridge 

I miss when she used to announce stuff at her concerts and even sing little snippets 
 
I know that she prefers it this way but I miss her earlier shows when stuff wasn't that planned and choreographed 
 
At least she sang that mysterious intro and Tough last time tho  but it didn't feel that spontaneous (cause it was of course planned) 

I have figured it out!
L+A+S+S+O -> 12+1+19+19+15 = 66 /  5 (number of letters in LASSO) = 13.2
So Lasso will be released on 13th of February 2025