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poor rockefeller and his umbrella….we never even got to know him.
 

poor rockefeller and his umbrella….we never even got to know him.
 

poor rockefeller and his umbrella….we never even got to know him.
 

Imagine us overthinking tonight about Candy Necklace actually being a demo and the final version which is more pop-like actually not leaking, just in the end for it to be some random description thrown into the review for the sake of it being longer and sounding more detailed  

when this is just a repeat of the coachella situation when everyone thought it would be a haunting folk song cuz of that video of her singing it in the forest and then it ended up having a trap beat….

no matter what happens, i’m claiming my position now as the #1 piano!candy necklace truther.

when this is just a repeat of the coachella situation when everyone thought it would be a haunting folk song cuz of that video of her singing it in the forest and then it ended up having a trap beat….

the fact that there's NO WAY it's just that the magazine messed up... we're really saying goodbye to the haunting masterpiece that is CN

for the arts, not the charts (or critics)!

for the arts, not the charts (or critics)!

first 10/10 secured.

no because i think i’ll actually cry

IMAGINEEE I would pass away 

first 10/10 secured.

first 10/10 secured.

all the reviews going up once she surprise drops a visual album on release day 

You all need to realize, critics are not fans of the music they listen to. They listen to so many new releases that they would probably not even play the same thing twice. An 80/100 or 8/10 is a high enough review that that's not bad. that's 4/5 stars. Considering some of the lyrics on this album, specifically at the end and i don't want to put this in spoilers because I'm not spoiling anything, I'm surprised they didn't feel any type of way. Maybe they didn't pay attention to the lyrics, who knows. But they aren't Lana fans. They've probably heard her music before, they know it's good but they don't find it to be life changing. A lot of us have a grandiose expectation from her and sometimes we feel we get what we want so it's automatically "brilliant" and the music IS good imo, but I couldn't see this being a 10/10, 100/100 album. It's good, but at the same time it's long in places that shouldn't be and short in places it shouldn't be. The interludes are about 2 minutes too long, the last three tracks of the album are about 3 minutes too short each track, and the album is still good. 
 
The critics never love Lana, it's something we'll always have to deal with. Lana needs to accept it herself. Realize the music is there for those who care to listen and who care to give it a try, but it's also not going to hit with everyone. Sometimes her music is only for some people who get it. 

first 10/10 secured.

Gigwise calling out other critics for leaving the room and missing whole tracks during the listening and saying that Lana should hate critics more 

"People go to the toilet missing entire tracks, twiddle thumbs, scribble notes. We listen once, and leave to give it a rating and comment on its merit."
 
and i wonder why they're not giving it 5/5s...