-
Content Count
358 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Reputation Activity
-
Attheramada liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Guys, small update about polish sock lady. So, my friend works as administrator on this polish auction website and I asked him if there is any chance that we can find any information about this seller, because she deleted this offer. And unfortunately there is no chance due to some legal stuff. So, most likely I will not able to know who posted it.
-
stupidapartmentcomplex liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Why no one is sharing here when someone claims that they found something or got something. Like try at least to stay reliable.
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by tulsa jesus freaks in Random Lana Discussion Thread
girl im going to the US to visit all the Tagets across the country
by popular demand i changeed my route and now i'm heading towards Poland to find the sock lady
-
Terrence Loves Me liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by The Stargirl Pinky in Random Lana Discussion Thread
Sitting here eating my soup wondering what could be
-
stupidapartmentcomplex liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by lanasozempicpen in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
[The camera opens with a shot of a record store. A sign on the front door reads "Filmed in front of a live audience - Lanaboards members."]
[The audience cheers as the camera zooms in on the store manager, Ms. Johnson, sitting behind the counter. She looks delusional as she stares off into space.]
Ms. Johnson: [mumbling] Good evening, everyone. I have some news to share with you all.
[The camera cuts to the music section of the store. A group of fans are gathered around a display of Lana Del Rey's latest album "Ocean Blvd."]
Fan 1: [excitedly] Have you guys heard this album yet? It's amazing!
Fan 2: [nodding] Yeah, I can't stop listening to it.
Fan 3: [holding up the album] And look at this cover art! It's so cool.
[The camera cuts back to Ms. Johnson behind the counter. She picks up a copy of the album and holds it up for the camera, but instead of smiling, she looks angry and agitated.]
Ms. Johnson: [shouting] This is the only album that matters! Everything else in this store is garbage!
[The fans look confused and a little scared.]
Fan 4: Um, what about other artists?
Ms. Johnson: [shouting louder] Other artists? Who cares about them? It's all about Lana!
[The camera cuts to a shot of the album cover. The camera slowly zooms in on the intricate artwork and the tracklist.]
[The music from the album starts playing in the background, but it's distorted and garbled.]
Fan 5: [covering their ears] What's wrong with the music?
Ms. Johnson: [shouting] What's wrong with it? It's perfect! You're the problem!
[The camera cuts back to Ms. Johnson behind the counter. She's now standing up and pointing at the fans.]
Ms. Johnson: [shouting] You're all fired! Get out of my store!
[The fans start to scatter as Ms. Johnson throws records and CDs at them.]
Fan 6: [yelling] This is insane!
Fan 7: [running out of the store] I'm never coming back here again!
[The camera cuts to a shot of Ms. Johnson standing alone in the store. She looks triumphant and a little crazy.]
Ms. Johnson: [mumbling] They don't understand. They never will.
[The camera fades to black as the distorted music from the album continues to play in the background.]
ChatGPT
RSLID GHHSERKABJSNBFZD;
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by kraljicabenzinske in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
It’s the hunger games at this point
-
fishtails liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by tulsa jesus freaks in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
yall see this? everybody memorize this cause this is gonna be Ella's alibi when the police will question us
-
Elina liked a post in a topic by racecar in Template—Make your own Ocean Blvd-inspired cover
And this one for fun lmao
-
Get Drunk liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by tulsa jesus freaks in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
i feel like we should stop focusing on Ella and start focusing on her coworker who was geeking and was tempted to steal it
who is she? is she among us? is she gonna steal it? we need her rn
-
bambi eyes liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by caitlyn valliulina in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
The Lanaboards Protection Program has you covered girl!
-
LetTheLightln liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
bluedealer liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
honeymo0n liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
kraljicabenzinske liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
Three White Butterflies liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by lanita in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
yesterday’s lore was polish sock lady, today’s lore is ella. what will it be tomorrow?!
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by The Grants in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
if i was high i would think this is genuine
-
racecar liked a post in a topic by Americen Whore in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
I just receive all vinyl variants
prove :
-
DCooper liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg
-
West Coast liked a post in a topic by racecar in Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023
Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg