the greatest bitch

This sounds really nice and healthy 

This sounds really nice and healthy 

Really wishing for a summer album. I know it’s not going to happen but I miss having a new Lana album to soundtrack my summer / make memories with. It’s been too long 

This sounds really nice and healthy 

This sounds really nice and healthy 

This sounds really nice and healthy 

Call me crazy but I will be a September truther until October 1st 

This sounds really nice and healthy 

I honestly don’t mind if we don’t get any spoilers from insiders, this actually ruined my ocean blvd’s experience, like I knew almost 80% about the album by the time it came out, it would be cool to experience Lasso not knowing anything, except lana’s teases and production credits and stuff like that.. So BOZ u can stay in ur cave till Sep

oh lasso the country rock serve that you will be 

boz was probably locked in a cellar and Queen Kintsugi is waiting for the right moment to spill, I know it

ooof another collection of sweets does sound painful

r we really gonna wait for september to come around to finally take it out of the title… we know damn well she made up that date on the spot 

I was bored so I made a “LASSO” Album Trailer… I’ve never done something like this before so it’s not that good but I tried my best … here is the link to it —>
 
 

Lasso title track will be hot I can imagine

it's also a cop-out. Like, we know you can make sad minimalist songs with just you and the piano, gurl. Give us at least another "Love" if you can't put together a "Doin' Time"
 

ooof another collection of sweets does sound painful

ooof another collection of sweets does sound painful

ooof another collection of sweets does sound painful

for sure. In the two days at coachella, she played, what, jimmy, summertime, doin' time and west coast. Like, 4 bops in a 15 track setlist. She's over making bops, and she's over singing them. She seems to be firmly in her "sad girl" era.
 
still, i'm hoping she and jack will have one day in the studio where they're NOT feeling miserable and are just fucking around like when they did Jimmy and, magically, a bop will materialize.
 
If it doesn't, and it's another collection of Sweets, I'll be fucking livid. 

The way I was like eww wtf when she announced it and now I am so hyped and here for Lasso, desperate for news and fully ready to enter my country lassonita yehaw era And that for sure relates to some of us, the impact she has
Henryyy come ooooon

 
 

When I say “bop” I mean OTTR/National Anthem, Diet Mountain Dew, Doin’ Time, HBTB, and Jimmy. Even Without You, a piano ballad, has SO much added production that it feels almost like a bop. 

I do think her albums have ‘bops’ (FIILY, TJF, Peppers, Taco truck) but they’re more chill bops, and while I absolutely can get down to them, its pretty clear they aren’t the traditional definition of ‘bop’.
 
Cinnamon Girl with Doin’ Time energy would have serveddd. That last minute of CG is so insanely good I have no idea why it was just an outro. 
 
I think we’ll absolutely get more Lana chill bops!
 
I think a country song with Doin Time energy would be a SERVE, but like I said, I think it’s silly to expect that because Jimmy was 5 years old and she didn’t even want to include it in the album, so that’s not what she gravitates towards releasing 

Feeling less alone knowing there are others who bop to Tulsa Jesus freak and black bathing suit 

100% TJF is such a sultry bop, my kind of heaven 

Now breaking up slowly is an acquired taste but there are definitely many unrecognized 'bops' on cotcc and bb