Queen of the Rodeo

Ugh I hope not, but only because I don’t want trap countryyy

Literally why I’m not excited for this album at all cause why would you say this about your own album that you are going to release😭

things i’d like from “The right person will stay” 

 
1. personally i’d love it to be a solo album with no features i don’t mind 1 or 2 or even tracks like paris texas or grandfather if she samples and instrumental or was to feature a producer
 
2. MORE MUSIC VIDEOS, i know music videos are a dying art form and artists aren’t getting the budgets they used to but i think with some really nice visuals it can elevate an album so much 
 
3. i’d love more upbeat songs this album dosent sound like it will but then again we know practically nothing aside from henry but you can have sweet love songs and also make them bops (please i need DRUMS and ELECTRIC GUITARS)
 
4. i think the henry snippet is cute it’s really catchy but i really hope she changes her mind and it’s not the lead single or that was a demo snippet and she changes it up production wise, i know lana hasn’t been the best with singles the past few albums so please i beg let someone nudge her into giving us a bop 
 

i think it is most definitely a different language 
however 
CUNTYYYY!!!! I LOVE A BEAT!!!!! also the theatrics of it all… the girls in the pool… the strut out on stage.. the champagne… the fountains!!!

oh yeah

I meant an artistic flop, she didn’t even really write it lmao I really don’t care about how it performed on the charts or anything, I only really care about her artistic output and Tough was an extremely weak moment 

nikkis interlude omg i’d sue the bitch for ear and brain damage 

I swear, people on Lanaboards act like Lana doesn’t release every 1-2 years. I can happily wait for this album, tbh. She really should have taken a longer break between Ocean and this, because Ocean felt so definitive and chapter closing. Not ready to hear her sing about Louisiana swamps and MAGA cock. 

Eh idk she could know of 13 tracks right and now and then decide she actually hates it and wants to change it. There is no pre-order. I don’t trust any announcement from Lana until the pre-order is up on her site.

i’m not believing until label announcement 

Im simultaneously ecstatic and terrified. Let’s gooooo 

so excited for the new album! I can't believe we're finally getting Henry soon  
 
 

“May 29th” 
“Jack and Drew” 
Whatever this title and cover is… 
Im sorry I can’t even bother to be excited for this. For one it just doesn’t even seem real at all because why are you announcing it  7 months in advance? And also if it is real it sounds like another BB  I am excited to hear Henry though.

Tough is NOT bad but it for sure ain't better than the songs it has surprassed... 

STOP THE MADNESS. Now lasso when you come you better sound like a mix of chemtrails and thunder demo.

maybe but complaining about no new music from an artist who has hundreds of songs already and it bothering you to nor have a new album is crazy and unrealistic to rely on. A coke habit would bring more to your life than waiting around for an artist to do something. The album will be better the longer it takes her to release it most likely, look at the bigger picture of her discography and just enjoy things as they come. It's much more enjoyable that way. You'll never be satisfied if you're consrantly pining for new music. It's coming at some point, enjoy the surprises instead of anticipating them to a point it bothers you. Imagine trying to follow up with a new album when the last was so strong lyrically, just let her take her time. You'll wake up one day soon and hear something well crafted soon, it's obviously coming

I hope somewhere out there, amidst all this waiting, that at least one. one. one alligator's being yassifed by Lana. imagine it moisturized and with pink bows getting her nails done. i'd love to see that.

Rehashing old drama but yeah I think that’s literally just it. Everyone I know from Louisiana is very proud to be from Louisiana and is pretty specific about being Louisianan and not just southern. Think he just had tunnel vision and latched in on that, he barely gave a second thought to the rest of the comment I think. 

This is a weird analogy to make. 

Her dependence on Jack and his schedule is starting to annoy me. Remember when she talked about how she didn't fully love Chemtrails and wanted to work on it more, but she and Jack just didn't have the time for it? Dark But Just A Game was finished in February 2020 and it's probably the last recorded song for the album, she then waited a whole year to release this poor album. Like Lana girl... You don't need to adjust to Jack, you have so many producers you know and options to start working with new ones, but nope.

Chemtrails would have sounded so cool as a more 70s psychedelic folk inspired album, it’s a true shame. Imagine if it was sonically similar to George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass album, the religious imagery could have been truly elevated by music like this. Still, I can’t get over those vocals on Yosemite.

i think we can all agree that lasso is nowhere near, but i would really appreciate it if lana would release another cover in december, just like she did last year with ‚Take Me Home, Country Roads‘ 
 
Some Songs i would love her see cover:
Home: Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
Wicked Game: Chris Isaak
These Days: Nico

That being said I listen to chemtrails somewhat frequently, in the right mood, the stripped back vibe works. Sometimes it feels it’s missing something.