BeautifulAnywhere

she literally went from hollywood glamout to girl's scout leader within a year

burnt norton video will come out and break that 24h vevo record

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYY. MY IMPACT!!!! LEGEND!!!!!

Yes, Granny Swift is 1000x times worse than Lorde in my opinion. In fact, I actually like Lorde and her music is good. I do still love the Lana/Lorde feud jokes though, they're hilarious. But anyway, Granny Swift is horrible in every way. At least Lorde was young when she made those comments about Lana, and she even recently linked to essays that basically confirm she takes back what she said before, so she's forgiven. But Granny Swift will never be forgiven for plagiarising Lana's lyrics, style, imagery, sound and melodies. I mean, it's a perpetual cycle of Granny Swift copying Lana. At least Lorde's music is original and thought-provoking to some extent, unlike Grannæ Swift who literally just copied and pasted everything Lana worked hard for and all of her songs are so redundant and pointless.

It IS a commercial failure. When Halsey is outselling her, when Melanie Martinez will outsell her in the US very soon and Lorde releases y'all will see what I am talking about.
 
Others are catching up while she falls back. She lost round 90% of her audience. That is the biggest drop of any female singer since she has debuted. If that is not alarming, then I don't know what else is. I mean, this is not just the sales climate. And nobody is expecting her to do BTD numbers, but with Honeymoon she hasn't even served the quality of UV. It is just a boring record that drags on forever with no focus or drive.
With her next album she can compete with Marina and her numbers. It's a shame and a waste of her potential.

This shit is funny as hell          

This shit is funny as hell          

This morning I choked of laughter, giggling over this Lorde post and the Lana reference being one of the most liked comments below the picture 
 

 

1,5 years is not a long break. She should have palatable material. With Honeymoon she didn't have it.

She should just move on honestly. Maybe a tour, but even if she doesn't go on tour, it doesn't matter.
 
What she needs is a rest, living her life and get some new inspiration, pick up the pace and come back with a strong single that can be played on the radio.
 
So 2017 seems more reasonable.

i think you are reaching for the moon & the stars here, tbh. you really think that lana would make an entire album parodying stereotypes about herself? remember how critics thought that brooklyn baby was doing that & she was being serious?   (MPG is a different story buuut it's not on honeymoon either.)
 
it may be nice to think that the cliches/repetitiveness/slowness were done for some grand reason, but what sense would that make? nah, it's just what it is on the surface.
 
there are definitely critiques about fame, though. 

I'm starting to believe that I've figured out Honeymoon, somewhat. I think (and I might wince at this theory later) that Honeymoon is Lana's critique of fame/the industry, and some of it is her making fun of herself/the stereotypes that surround her. I mean, maybe this is nothing new, but I'd like to put my two cents in.
I'll put my Lanalysis™ in the spoiler (warning, this is NOT polished, and is very speculative, very messy, but I need to get these thoughts out):
 
 
Anyway.... that was a hot mess, but I'd like to hear your thoughts. I'm going to refine this a lot more soon, hopefully, and I hope it isn't just a rehash of what someone else has come up with.
 
Go easy on me and don't let me be misunderstood, fam

hold it open as a vigil in loving memory of what we have lost 
 
videos realized and videos unrealized
are perhaps both present in videos future
and videos future contained in videos unrealized
if all youtube links are eternally present 
all videos are on private
what might have been is a rumor 
remaining a perpetual possibility
only in a world of lananalyis 
what might have been and what has been
point to lana, which is always present
cola echoes in the memory
down the passage lana did not take
towards the door she never opened
into video production
 
help 

I still can't hear the banjo in Swan Song

not surprised tho the lana fanbase seems to be full of rly fucking weird ass abnormal fans  
 
there's even a bunch of people on this forum that just present themselves as rly OTT 

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can't americans legally shoot people who break into their property tho?
 
guess thats something on her side as a plan b 

security at lana's shows be like

especially with her just going straight into the frenzied hordes of crazed stans

i wonder if they're the russian spammers we get periodically

I don't get people who humiliate themselves in front of of their idols like this. The last thing I would want Lana to think of me is that I'm a creepy, crazy bitch.

Well, that's what happens when you don't release Life is Beautiful. 
 

Maybe Lana fans need to get rid of these two girls. I mean, sometimes you just have to take the garbage out, I'm sorry.
 

this is so sad and ugly

This isn't the first time Lana's done something about it too   at the LA signing they got kicked out of line and we're told they are blacklisted. Lana is so nice to fans and people take advantage of it

I agree, i think she's gonna lose her patience at some point   I mean, i would've already lost it one or two years ago