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flaky
by @99centlips and me
You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I live in one of several homes depending on my mood and what's convenient
when Ben calls I take my phone outside to the picnic table
that I bought from Home Depot
and I listen to all the stuff he wants me to do
and I think about the last time he visited me
the last time I shelved a promised project which was just a few days ago
how the emails from Interscope became more panicked
and it felt like they were kinda mad
and that i was flying because i have a private jet
until i took another selfie
and i got 5 million likes
and they all commented on my hair
and i became a poet
and you buy all my stuff anyway when I eventually release it
flaky
People think that i'm rich and i am but exactly how they think
i have a truck with an *ironic* trucker charm on the dash and on the back it says: fresh outta fucks forever
and when i drive
i think about how the kids will react to my feet on the dash this time
how the car horns were so loud that i couldn't hear the fans begging me to slow down
so i became
flaky
They write that i'm rich and i am but how they think
i have a safe i call the lying box
and in it every archived insta post,
every music video that didn't get released just to remind me
of all the things i've lied about and will lie about again
pathologically
You joke that i'm rich and i am and it's exactly how you think
I go for dinner at dennys and i could afford to purchase the entire establishment
and employ the service staff in one of my many homes
and when you call i pull out one of my 17 iphones
and put you on speaker
and chat for hours underneath the trees on my vast property
and think about the last time i delayed an album
how the comments from the fans got angrier and angrier
on instagram and twitter
until it was like a river or a stream of notifications
and it felt like i was famous
but it wasn't just a dream
i was just
flaky

I hope FROOT demo gets out soon because I know it's gonna be a big and loved leak

jealousy HQ too omg my mind...let me manifest Saviour HQ unedited 

if it's the emotional demo on dbree, then im pretty sure thats a stem edit
here is the alleged baby demo:
https://dbree.org/v/f5222c

A homemade video will be released today at 5pm! Exciting
 

I don’t think I’m ever going to stop loving her, or stop listening to her music. But damn it’s something new every three months 

The fact that Tulsa Jesus Freak sounds like it's a title from this generator 

Everytime i hear the snippet from TJF it gets better and better!!!! 

Since nothing's coming can the Ride or California demo leak at least  

lock the thread 

Honeymoon had the best rollout imo: she created some buzz uploading the title track on YouTube in the middle of july, then at the beginning of august she announced HBTB as the lead single, and released it a week later with its video following.
Middle august she posted on Instagram the textless billboard captioning it with the date of release and the following week she posted the tracklist and the album was available for preorder.
And then 2 singles before the release: TLY as a promo single and MTWBT with its music video.
Also, Honeymoon hotline was a nice addition!
In the span of two months we have had everything, no draggings nor excruciating waitings with no word about what was going on.
That era has been low key, but professionally planned and well executed 

Maybe someone should make a thread for LDR albums as _____ so this thread doesn't get clogged up w all of this..

Oooh honeymouns just said that some Honeymoon Demos will probably leak soon...

Yes! The mobile version will look different as well. It looks like though the new update will give me more design freedom, including the ability to add fancy themes, rather than the plain layout layout it currently has. I plan to create era themes for both the desktop and mobile version. But again, these themes will not come immediately as it will take some time to design, which I cannot start until I see how the new layouts look and what the requirements will be. This is something to look forward to though!
 
 
 
Yes! What I plan to do is have various themes for users to choose from. I'll work on getting themes for LFL, NFR, and VBBOTG as soon as possible, and then when I have the time I'm going to back and redesign themes for AKA, BTD, P, UV, & HM. I'm planning on making these past-era selective themes exclusive for members in our Supporters 2.0 category (as this new server upgrade is kinda pricey )
 
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Also, just a note, whether you're a new member or have been here for many years - thank you all for sticking around and being so patient & supportive while I do this update! I know how much of a family and home this place is to you all, and know that it is very much one to me as well. I have so much love for each & every single one of you (even the difficult ones) and I don't take your loyalty to this site for granted! I keep this site up and running & do all I can for you guys in the end xx

ah yes, my favorite part of an era: the clownery

Hi all, 
 
I just wanted to let you know of some changes that are going to take place later today (about 12 or so hours from now.)
Some of you may remember I posted this message before a couple of weeks ago after a previous site crash, but it was removed within a half hour along with any other posts that had been posted in that time frame. Basically, I tried to upgrade the server without updating the site first and it didn't work, so I had to revert it. Let me delve more into that - 
 
Essentially, LanaBoards's current server isn't stable enough to continue using. We just had another crash Saturday night following #AugustLeakFest due to traffic, and those sort of crashes are going to continue to happen during high traffic times on our current server. Obviously, we can't have that happen especially with COTCC coming up; however, in order to upgrade to a larger server, the forum script software has to be updated. Otherwise, it will not work properly as I discovered a couple of weeks ago.
 
A few times in the past, I've asked users and set up a poll to see if you all wanted me to update the forum script. Each time, the result was pretty split or with a slight majority in favour of keeping the current forum script that LanaBoards has had since its start in 2012. Now, I have no choice but to update it anyway.
Later today, in about 12 hours or so, Melly and I will be updating the site and then upgrading the server.
 
 
Here's pretty much what you need to know:
- The site will be offline for a few hours while this updating and upgrading occurs. I don't imagine it will take too terribly long (and I sure hope it doesn't), but it could be a few hours. I'll be posting a notice on the site hopefully around an hour or so before it goes offline, but I would highly recommend you all to follow the @/LanaBoards Twitter if you're not already, as I'll be posting updates there while everything is taking place to keep you all up to date on what's happening.
- Things are going to look a little different. LanaBoards has not changed much aesthetically aside from era theme changes over the past 8 years. This is because the same forum software script has not ever changed, but it's so outdated and now causing some problems. I'm still going to be using the same forum company's template, it's just going to be their newest updated script. So it won't be too drastic of a change, but there may be some minor aesthetic & functionality changes here and there. 
- The theme will have to change (yay, finally, I know.) Now, the problem is I have no idea what the site layout is going to look like after the update. I have a brief idea of what it may look like, but I cannot start designing a theme until the update is complete so I'll know how to design it to match the new layout of the site. So, for a few days after the update, we may have to have a simple temporary theme until an actual one is completely designed. I'm working with some other talented users to hopefully design themes for both NFR & VBBOTG, and I'm also going to try to redesign the current LFL theme to fit the new layout as well. I may also go back and redesign some of the themes for other eras (if/when I have time) and feature a list of themes where users can decide which one they would like.
- You really have nothing to worry about! (hopefully, if nothing goes terribly wrong!) All accounts, posts, threads, etc. will remain in tact. Again, the only thing different will be minor aesthetic & functionality changes in the site's layout as I mentioned above. It will pretty much stay the same LanaBoards that you all know and love (& hate sometimes) since we'll still be using the same forum template, but with a sleeker, more updated layout and design.
 
 
Please let me know if you all have any questions or concerns. I'll post a message to this thread as well as in the Status Updates letting you all know before we go offline, but again I would strongly recommend following our Twitter page for updates while we're offline. 
Thank you all so much for your support and cooperation in this!
 
All my love,
Elle xx

y’all are starting to see chemtrails in mud she rlly needs to give us some album info

It's killing me that it's out in some places but I can't listen to it 

Yesterday, Lana Del Rey stopped at Blankenship Hair Salon in Broken Arrow, Tulsa, Oklahoma to have her hair done.
 
Broken Arrow is the city within Tulsa County where Lana's (ex?)boyfriend Sean Larkin resides, and his daughter Alyssa Larkin is known to frequent this salon and is friends with many of the stylists. Due to recent events, it is speculated that Lana and Sean are possibly back together. 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 

I would only “cancel” Lana if she punched my family in the face and depending on the relative punched I would still support her

Born to Die, Paradise, UV, Honeymoon & Lust for Life is what I would consider 'very classic/authentic Lana' titles, but Norman Fucking Rockwell and Chemtrails Over the Country Club is what I would describe as 'New-Lana'. It doesn't 'feel' like Lana to me at all...it seems like a new chapter in her music career and not really tiles I would consider to be 'her'. This probably doesn't make any sense but I consider NFR & COCC to be her 'new' work/perspective/sound

she unfollowed win edwards

@mods @@admin can you move this to the fan made audio section to prevent heart attacks.

probably should NOT post this under the AUDIO section ... and clarify that its **FAKE** in the title

April Fools!!!!