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and a norwegian 

and the hairdresser 

and the hairdresser 

and the hairdresser 

Umm hunnie why would we trust Ed when we have Dave the local record store manager 

Lots of Delusion and desperation.

Lots of Delusion and desperation.

I can't believe you recorded this. Thank you for checking! A true hero. 
   

yes. 

Heres the recording of two phone calls I did, they both said Sept 5th but I an pretty sure they know as much as we do 
(I cut out the holds and long pauses!)
https://dbree.org/v/621c0b

I’m the one who contacted the Norwegian store! The sites name is Skvis.no, and I use to order my vinyls there, so the site is legit

Lots of Delusion and desperation.

MTE lol
 
 
I’m ready for a meltdown 

you are truly the queen of the delulu kingdom and i've decided to stan

honestly if i were a record store employee i would fuck with gays

called another record store... he said physicals and digitals are on sept 5th... a lot of mixed signals to go about here

GIRL the delusion you are sucking me into on this day 

The way we will all be cussing Lana out in 6 hours calling her an unprofessional bitch because of the thousands of conspiracy theories we invented in our own minds
 
truly the best fan base

OMG i called some records store in California and one just told me he received the dates for them except it seems the digital date got pushed back, he originally told me Sept 5th but wasn’t too confident it’s still that date.
 
But he told me that the physical releases (LP and CDs) are still slated for release on October 2nd (We hadn’t heard that date before!!) so this means we will definitely get the album before then!!!!!!!! Omfg im so excited

Think about it; nothing but music gets released at midnight when it comes to Lana content. Magazine covers come in the early afternoon, for example. Sheridan worded his post in the sense that when midnight on August 29th strikes, we will get something. A single seems too uneventful to tease like that but it would make sense for it to be that! I think it’s the album - call me whatever but I remain firm in this, and if I’m wrong, then I’m wrong! We still have things to look forward to!  

I’m soo hyped I was literally not hyped about the album at all until now it ALL just hit me that it’s literally coming next week and some say tonight????? I might collapse bye

omg that’s just too good

omg that’s just too good

omg that’s just too good

omg that’s just too good