brandon

"*giggles* can't wait to post another snippet in 3 days to tease these impressionable gays then drag out their delusion for another 2 months"

Well, anything tomorrow. He said midnights so it could be released on this midnight or during the day idk?

Plsss not you expecting the full album tomorrow ?

i'm honoured to come from a dynasty  

issa joke but whatever no icon

Lol it was obvious that whatever the stylist hinted at was supposed to come on saturday. At this point y'all WANT to disappoint yourselfes

petition for anyone who purposely fools this fragile bomb of a thread to be banned

Of course she would have the spanish n on her keyboard, latina queen 

r/woosh

Why are yall expecting an announcement. Its a suprise release

watch her post a video reading wap lyrics

Babe she bought herself a whole ass other iphone because she didn’t know Instagram had a “switch account” feature

@Sheridan
 

why are yall expecting smth today when sheridan said saturday

The most streamed song on Sheridan's Spotify this year if he lied to us

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

this is dumb but i wonder how she goes about her day when shes dropping something?
 
does she get up, get dressed, have a lil bit of breakfast and then articulate her post or does she roll out of bed and press send on a draft she made at 4:33 the night before

This goes out to @Terrence Loves Me :
 
We cannot lose hope now - I see a lot of people already feeling let down and sometimes that manifests itself into gatekeeping what is posted in this thread; sometimes that’s dismissed as delusion, but I would prefer to call it optimism, hope, intuition. I’m here to remind everyone that we’ve come so far in waiting for this record and that September 5th will indeed happen. Let’s look at the facts. 
 
a) August 30, 2019 - Lana said she would like to release her next album as a surprise release. Given the very sporadic and revealing release cycle of NFR, this seems very bound-to-happen. 
 
b) A week before the release date, and we have no concrete info other than the title, a few songs that are rumoured to be on it, and a snippet. We know Lana loves to tease little bits of her record before it even happens. Why is it different this time? Simply because the famed LDR loves a surprise this time around. 
 
c) Her team is teasing us rather than her - this is more implicit which subconsciously puts the idea in our heads that something is coming without Lana even doing anything - which technically doesn’t contradict her keeping this record a surprise because nothing is actually coming from her end. Clever businesswoman!
 
 

I think the “can’t confirm or deny” factor here means that this whole release cycle is meant to be a surprise with no lead-up so, personally, I’m taking that as a good sign! 

um chile on the hairstylists last insta post he liked literally every comment except for one that says "like this comment if lana is releasing something tomorrow"

that's what they want you to think...

we don't want to!

i think his giving out this info is something for the stans to get us hyped (she/her managers know we follow people like sheridan who work w her); the gp will be for real surprised when the single? video? album announcement? drops at midnight tonight. 

gurl, hairstylists know EVERYTHING. if she can trust him with her hair, she can trust him with everything.