Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Vertimus 9,558]

 

First, the album is not scrapped and was not renamed like many said.

 

Most people, including me, who raised the question about the album title were questioning IF the release delay was being caused by an injunction or lawsuit over the use of the trademarked name. That’s what MOST were doing. It was not a “conspiracy theory,” and anyone who thinks it was doesn’t understand what a conspiracy or conspiracy theory is. It was speculation based on American legal precedent.

 

Were a few blindly shouting, “the album title has been forcibly changed!” Or passing that idea on as if it were fact? Yes. But those are also the same people whose posts are relatively empty of content 99% of the time or write “I’d be a hole for Ben.”

[bunoner 5,726]

Girls and gays - don't validate fuckboys and man children by letting them fuck you. It'll only feel worth it in the moment bc you lowkey like to be treated like trash bc it reminds you of your past relationships, but in the end, it's not fulfilling and your fantasy is what got you off more than that dude's dick anyway

???

[Foxglove 2,266]

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Norman not-fucking-these-types-of-men Rockwell : if you don't ruin your conception of self worth and sanity thru letting men treat you wrong, you dont have to go thru the grueling self caren't process involving Matcha, becoming basic, and church. NFR by LDR: a cautionary tale , coming "soon"

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Norman not-fucking-these-types-of-men Rockwell : if you don't ruin your conception of self worth and sanity thru letting men treat you wrong, you dont have to go thru the grueling self caren't process involving Matcha, becoming basic, and church. NFR by LDR: a cautionary tale , coming "soon"

They're why I love breaking men down.

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,109]

its literally just Elecxra and me from LB yet, and lanz gonna ignore our chants as usual

 

 

you and Electra at the show screaming about NFR

 

[American Whore 51,340]

Girls and gays - don't validate fuckboys and man children by letting them fuck you. It'll only feel worth it in the moment bc you lowkey like to be treated like trash bc it reminds you of your past relationships, but in the end, it's not fulfilling and your fantasy is what got you off more than that dude's dick anyway

Didn’t you just say on the post before this one there’s power in getting fucked? Your posts are giving MIXED SIGNALS should I go for the dick or Nahhhhhhh

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Didn’t you just say on the post before this one there’s power in getting fucked? Your posts are giving MIXED SIGNALS should I go for the dick or Nahhhhhhh

There's no shame in submission if you're with the right person, and/or if you're in the right state of mind. You don't have to make a victim out of yourself. You don't have to let yourself get hurt emotionally just to get fucked (or to get hurt physically if you're into that sort of thing). Boundaries are important. And so is dignity.

[Downtown Baby Doll 5,310]

Happy birthday Lanz, hope you like clowns because you have a whole army of them celebrating with you!

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

IN YOUR FUCKING CAR IM A FUCKEN STAR AND IM FUCKING BURNING THROUGH YOU BITCH! B I T CH! B  I  T  C  H!

 

I GOING FUCKING CRAZY FUCK I NEED IT SOMEONE STOP ME OR IM GONNA HAVE A BREAKDOWN EVERY DAY ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN FORUM LANA PLEASE  

[heroindealer 11,051]

In celebration of Elizabeth’s Birthday and another day of no album I present the NFR songs as ASMR triggers:

 

Mariners Apartment Complex: Slow tapping

Venice Bitch: Mouth sounds

HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI: SKSKSK sounds

How to Disappear: Page turning/writing

Cinnamon: Hand sounds

Happiness Is a Butterfly: Brushing/scratching

In the Car: Crinkling

YDEHT/In My Arms/Be Stronger: Unintelligible/inaudible whispering

Norman Fucking Rockwell: Ear-to-ear whispering

 

Bonus:

Doin’ Time: Fast tapping

IMBSFFSH: Mic blowing

Hey Blue Baby: Buzzing

 

Thots?

 

Omg     

anyways stream yosemite

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

In your car ima fart

 

Make u real proud of ur baby

 

Happy b day Lana dairy, see you at soul cycle later

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Idk why but I have a feeling cinnamon will not be a part of the album

Ill pray for you Kathi- you and that disgusting mouth of yours. God bless

[lydiexo 71]

@skirtsandsuits posted a norman rockwell book on her story

[GeminiLanaFan 49,048]

 

 

First, the album is not scrapped and was not renamed like many said.

 

Most people, including me, who raised the question about the album title were questioning IF the release delay was being caused by an injunction or lawsuit over the use of the trademarked name. That’s what MOST were doing. It was not a “conspiracy theory,” and anyone who thinks it was doesn’t understand what a conspiracy or conspiracy theory is. It was speculation based on American legal precedent.

 

Were a few blindly shouting, “the album title has been forcibly changed!” Or passing that idea on as if it were fact? Yes. But those are also the same people whose posts are relatively empty of content 99% of the time or write “I’d be a hole for Ben.”

You’re totally right and I shouldn’t have said it like that. I admit I thought the « name problem » was the reason for the delay... Until both Ben and the Rockwell estate debunked it. However, the rumour kinda resurfaced last week... And now to question if Cinnamon is scrapped...

my post was mostly about « Ok, that era is hell, but when we finally have confirmation of something, can we not move backward? » I read the « I’m afraid Cinnamon might be scrapped » as: « ok, one conspiracy theory down, now let’s find something else to obsess and overdramatize over ».

Sorry if it was poorly written :/

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By-iABMHuHi/

 

Pretty queen...if she has lashes tomorrow it'd be stellar though

[Ryusei 5,071]

@skirtsandsuits posted a norman rockwell book on her story

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

@skirtsandsuits posted a norman rockwell book on her story

I think she’s w Lana rn... smh the disrespect

[WildMustang 14,759]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By-hkJsCpej/

 

she looks like she's already over the questions she is gonna be asked about NFR

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By-hkJsCpej/

 

she looks like she's already over the questions she is gonna be asked about NFR

I honestly cant believe she’s not cancelling the show considering how much she’s going to be harassed about it ...

[Foxglove 2,266]

Didn’t you just say on the post before this one there’s power in getting fucked? Your posts are giving MIXED SIGNALS should I go for the dick or Nahhhhhhh

Get the dick but not man child dick. Otherwise you'll end up at Hillsong with an album thatll never come out