Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[American Bottom 16,237]

if you're going to see her on saturday and planning to be first row, plssss don't ask her: "sInG rAdiO", "cOla", "SaLvAtOrE"... ASK HER ABOUT NFR INFO OR TO SING SOMETHING FROM NFR. Do not waste that opportunity!

I hate how the dumbass gays screaming these songs are always the ones that she hears when taking requests. Like, @@salvatore is always screaming Yosemite. If we can hear him through a front row iPhone recording, I know damn well she can

[domandapiano 11,643]

ladies you all said the same thing about norman rockwells birthday and look what happened

 

This is valid but I think the circumstances are entirely different. It’s HER birthday, it’s mid-year, which is when the press release said the album was coming, she teased the title track, she still has a missing insta post (I still believe she will finish the row this weekend with SOMETHING, whether that be something dumb like a tour poster or something amazing like an album cover). I know we are grasping at straws here but straws are all we got to hold on to. It we let go we fall into the dark.

[violets 11,893]

many people on my twitter tl talking about nfr release tmrw see yall its not just lanaboards delusion!

the impact!! ugh we will manifest this to becoming true ladies. are yall getting ready for this release party?

[Make me your Dream Life 83,537]

Oh fuck, in Ireland it's already 20 min past the 21st. Happy birthday queen. Hope the potatoes are better there 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

we're not getting anything though 

besides fucked over

[American Whore 48,017]

This is valid but I think the circumstances are entirely different. It’s HER birthday, it’s mid-year, which is when the press release said the album was coming, she teased the title track, she still has a missing insta post (I still believe she will finish the row this weekend with SOMETHING, whether that be something dumb like a tour poster or something amazing like an album cover). I know we are grasping at straws here but straws are all we got to hold on to. It we let go we fall into the dark.

Where is this third post coming from, I don’t see where I can see that...?

[Make me your Dream Life 83,537]

Lemme just b annoyingly optimistic and say I'm glad she's actually fooking performing still  someone better get a livestream goiiing tho 

[domandapiano 11,643]

Where is this third post coming from, I don’t see where I can see that...?

I just mean she’s been consistent with her insta recently. She had a row of birthday shit, she had a row of vogue covers, and now by only posting 2 things last weekend she has left her insta unbalanced as far as the visual of it is concerned. The vogues aren’t in line, the birthday posts aren’t in line.

[divebarsinger 2,715]

well throw me around like a hot potato there's no news from the gig yet 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,580]

Where is this third post coming from, I don’t see where I can see that...?

 

It doesn't exist but we clowns are predicting that she will do a third one to balance her feed. And we hope that third one is an announcement.

[Ryusei 5,020]

I just had the image of Lana stage-diving in my head and it was hilarious. 

"And I'm off to the races" *jumps* lets the backing track do the rest while she is just getting ripped apart by bottoms 

[GeminiLanaFan 46,200]

It doesn't exist but we clowns are predicting that she will do a third one to balance her feed. And we hope that third one is an announcement.

I sure hope you’re right. It makes sense.

Can she just do something ?!?

[Wynwood 19,967]

imagine the day we actually get concrete album news........ ill be like 30 with a husband and two kids

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

imagine the day we actually get concrete album news........ ill be like 30 with a husband and two kids

I'll be three years dead in my bed bc no one missed me enough to come looking for me

[ChaoticLipster 23,947]

I have a friend going saturday to see Lana, She’s made it clear she’s going to scream at the top of her lungs “where is the album” between every song.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

I'll be three years dead in my bed bc no one missed me enough to come looking for me

I’ll miss you!!!

[13bitches 6,175]

I'll be three years dead in my bed bc no one missed me enough to come looking for me

Excuse you I’ll have you know I’ll miss you

[Wynwood 19,967]

I have a friend going saturday to see Lana, She’s made it clear she’s going to scream at the top of her lungs “where is the album” between every song.

thats simply not enough, i need your friend to literally get on stage and tell lana to release nfr

[Make me your Dream Life 83,537]

I have a friend going saturday to see Lana, She’s made it clear she’s going to scream at the top of her lungs “where is the album” between every song.

She is like the friend everyone needs oprah.meme Please buy her a megaphone, prime it. 

[violets 11,893]

dont wish lana happy birthday until we get album news