Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

Me reading this post:

 

 

We honestly have not felt that happy since Venice Bitch got released, didn't we? 

We liked Doin Time, the Cinnamon and In Your Car snippets and we got Hope when Hope got released. But never that pure sheer joy VB got us. We truly saw this fucking era as an incredible one and pure bliss at that time.

Writing this makes me so fucking sad. 

[Barry 5,934]

Lana(Marge) releasing her album compared to everyone else

 

[movebaby 5,379]

i made us a uniform guys 

 

 

https://www.redbubble.com/people/myspidersdead/works/39874234-clown-school?asc=u&p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel

[heroindealer 11,046]

i made us a uniform guys 

 

 

https://www.redbubble.com/people/myspidersdead/works/39874234-clown-school?asc=u&p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel

I will honestly get it (when I get some muni on my bank acc)

[Serene Queen 4,786]

i made us a uniform guys 

 

 

https://www.redbubble.com/people/myspidersdead/works/39874234-clown-school?asc=u&p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel

Ahhhhh omg

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Lana(Marge) releasing her album compared to everyone else

 

 

Honestly though the amount of artists I like who announced their albums months after Lana and already released them before her is 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,718]

Chase's story ... 

[mrborntolose 9,967]

Chase's story ...

they’re so cute omg

[Rorman Nockwell 56,718]

The unsafe driving habits, tho

[WilshireBoulevard 5,420]

thinking about the gucci campaign

 

I saw her giving me that look when I nearly blew my paycheck on guilty absolute. That fucking look. The content. The photoshoots. The nails and the outfits. God, that black dress. Take me back,

[Wynwood 19,967]

can Lana stop punishing the home of sexuals and just release the damn album?? we get it, you go to church

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Lana is giving me really bad mento eelness 

[KingJay 3,018]

Meh she can keep the collabs, I could go the rest of my life without hearing The Weeknd on a LDR track and definitely don't want a song as bad as TNC

Yikes. Her collabs with The Weeknd are magical.

[Pocket Gay 749]

[Beautiful Loser 48,843]

Honestly though the amount of artists I like who announced their albums months after Lana and already released them before her is 

Because they probably have a perfected release schedule so they knew when to announce the album and when the deadline for working on it is and an approximate time when to release it. Lana doesn't. And it's so annoying.

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Lock this thread

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

Lock this thread

Nan, she’ll be say something super vague tomorrow about NFR and we’ll need at least 40 pages to say we hate her

[Ryusei 5,071]

Nan, she’ll be say something super vague tomorrow about NFR and we’ll need at least 40 pages to say we hate her

while secretly on the inside we're breaking down like drug addicts addicted to the drug that is LDR with no fix (aka NFR) in sight. 

[drowning mermaid 1,706]

NFR is truly the Iran-Iraq war of albums

 

We thought it would come out quick and easy

 

Actually ended up taking almost a decade long, thousands of innocents were killed, and had no positive results for anyone involved

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Kind of worrying that even mentions of the poetry are dead now, when did she last mention that?

You spelled relieved wrong

 

I’ve been at work all day, after a 12 hour shift all I want to do is get hi by the bitch.

 

Any news beauties? Any theories for the al boom?