Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

what could ya'll possibly still be talking about?

 

Your psychic mama

[ultrabanisters 37,234]

looking at everyones avis/signitures makes me so sad because it just reminds me of "old" lana ugh we took it for granted. mess.

[Terrence Loves Me 71,705]

Your psychic mama

if the prophecy comes true, she's gonna start charging u fags for future predictions

[Doll Harlow 12,350]

Omg her new insta pic is adorable

[Terrence Loves Me 71,705]

even the dog looks pissed off

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

We're not allowed to talk about that here

[Terrence Loves Me 71,705]

she looks so young for her age, no make up needed

[ilovetati 15,295]

We're not allowed to talk about that here

Unless the dog is in the album cover shot by Chuck

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwp6a7DjGuV/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xetf7yqc4fsm

 

i’m probably the only one who would think this would make a good single/album cover. i think it matches the “aesthetic” of the “era” (even tho we don’t really have either of those).

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

For a second I thought she was holding a baby lamb lmfaoo, but I agree that it would make a cute single cover though.

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwp6a7DjGuV/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xetf7yqc4fsm

 

i’m probably the only one who would think this would make a good single/album cover. i think it matches the “aesthetic” of the “era” (even tho we don’t really have either of those).

Does it though? I'm not getting Hope vibes, I'm not getting HTD vibes, VB vibes, MAC vibes...what's left? We only have snippets of the other songs which may be demos for all we know, but even then. Not getting Cinnamon, IYC, "Stronger" (?) or even HIAB vibes either. I'm just not feeling it. I wish the cover would be a Neil Krug style pic of her in her car, driving.

[violets 11,893]

Does it though? I'm not getting Hope vibes, I'm not getting HTD vibes, VB vibes, MAC vibes...what's left? We only have snippets of the other songs which may be demos for all we know, but even then. Not getting Cinnamon, IYC, "Stronger" (?) or even HIAB vibes either. I'm just not feeling it. I wish the cover would be a Neil Krug style pic of her in her car, driving.

imagine a cover with her swimming all sparkly and shit... we can dream safely here

[Rorman Nockwell 53,860]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwp6a7DjGuV/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xetf7yqc4fsm

 

i’m probably the only one who would think this would make a good single/album cover. i think it matches the “aesthetic” of the “era” (even tho we don’t really have either of those).

 

I honestly clicked with trepidation thinking you might be linking the one with the friends because unfortunately, that matches the aesthetic of the era, too.

[violets 11,893]

i see the picture of chuck more single cover quality than the picture of lana LMAO

[American Whore 47,621]

I think the thing that pisses me off is that she has the nerve to post every few days these pics with her friends and then doesn’t find the time to post any updates about what’s going on.

 

Just a simple “Hey, guys! Album and book coming this summer, thanks for your patience you’ll get to read and listen soon enough xx LDR” is all that’s needed. Or “Hey guys just wanted to let you know, books are bounded and we’re finishing up the rest of the record, I’ll put it out soon xx LDR”

 

Nobody cares about her thots we just want her THOUGHTS about the album or any fucking thing I guess. I’m desperate at this point...

Inb4 someone goes off, sure she has the right to post what she wants but come on...

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

i see the picture of chuck more single cover quality than the picture of lana LMAO

 

And I - oop.

 

I don't see any of them as single covers, they look like the cool straight white girls who bullied me for ''trying to be a girl'' bcus I like men.

So sorry sweaty but PTSD kills them in my eyes.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

I mean, I'm kinda excited because at least she said she was going to put out more songs this year, but at the same time, it's Lana, so...

 

I swear to god this woman makes me feel anxious

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

I want her to put out actual album news so I can be happy for her living her life and just leave her alone.

 

I’ve learned my lesson, next album cycle I’m not looking at any news, reading any interviews, or listening to any singles until the album drops

 

Edit: like I shouldnt want to feel physically angry looking at her smiling in her IG pics but thanks to my bitterness over the NFR rollout I do

[whitelungswhitepalms 9,677]

like imagine, after all this waiting that shes knows we've been doing she posts this

 

sorry for the wait loves,

 

heres some sugar and spice and everything nice,

 

CINNAMON  

 

and the post is a video for the song and its amazing and the era is born anew like bitch can do so much wow......

 

SHE.CAN.DO.SO.MUCH.UGH!

 

[violets 11,893]

like imagine, after all this waiting that shes knows we've been doing she posts this

 

sorry for the wait loves,

 

heres some sugar and spice and everything nice,

 

CINNAMON  

 

and the post is a video for the song and its amazing and the era is born anew like bitch can do so much wow......

 

SHE.CAN.DO.SO.MUCH.UGH!

 

honestly at this point it would just be rude not to have the next single be cinnamon. like imagine ignoring us for months...thats the least she can do.