Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

my mans

 

Ew sis you can do better than that

 

 

 

 

pick ya self worth up, damn gurl....

 

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

Jack is fuckable if his dick is at least 9 inch

[13bitches 6,176]

 

 

Is this one of Lana's new poems??

Omg I’m reporting this to Ben. Hope it was worth it sweaties

 

Wait a second. What if Lana makes NFR into a double record? Didn’t someone say she was back in the studio again?

Unlikely tbh. We’re getting another messy trap album

 

EDIT: @ just now saw your posts saying you feel bad ab your rant. Didn’t mean to bring it back up. Sorry

[cherryblossoms 10,413]

Why am I actually dying to hear Wild One on this album

[cloverhoney 801]

Jack is fuckable if his dick is at least 9 inch

preach girl

[ilovetati 15,297]

I don’t understand why her managers are so rude. Shouldn’t they be glad there’s so much interest in the album rather than talking down to those inquiring?

 

And to dismiss this entire site...

[Terrence Loves Me 72,664]

I've literally never heard of an artist and her management team having a ball around town while major publications are stating your album is coming out March 29th, and she's not even putting out a public statement regarding that it's no longer happening nor is Ben contacting these publications to edit their articles/spread the news that the date has been changed. It seems really really fucking messy, and kind of like they've got their noses in the air and couldn't give a fuck about us just because they know we'll buy the album. Like I'm actually starting to get ticked off. You can edit and posts photos with your friends where you turn off the comments because you don't care to hear what your very fans have to say/you get angry too easily at us for simple questions while you're currently showing off that you're having fun but can't put out a simple one sentence statement that you lied about the album because you jumped the gun early. Like so fucking unprofessional and honestly kind of arrogant assuming you can mislead the very people who paved the way for you to be able to live your fabulous LA life where you can make music you enjoy with producers you want. Just remember who got you where you are Miss Rey. Those fancy producers, the stuck up bloggers and Instagram personalities wouldn't even have spit in your direction when you were living in a trailer park getting odd ball jobs on Craigslist trying to make ends meet. It just makes me really mad that she seems so like "whatever, those gays will buy it either way, I don't have to give a fuck". She doesn't owe us anything but do not bite the hands that feed you and show respect to the very people who beg their parents for cash to buy your album, take on extra shifts to see you at your show, travel around the world and spend thousands on airfare just to see you, and more. We're not asking for the world, we're asking just for a simple statement on your upcoming album that YOU teased too early and released two singles because you said stupid shit and opened your mouth up about your Israel show, which you don't even know half of what's going on in the world because you're too busy buying matcha teas and handcrafted los angeles soaps to be politically moving forward with the rest of the world, even though you preached how woke and open minded you were just to sell your last record and capitalized off of acting like you were up to date and fighting for this world, posting Nina Simone videos saying you will write and reflect the ideas of the current state were in through your music. I'm just fucking tired man it's excuse after excuse after excuse and I'm just over it. Y'all can read me idgaf but I only spoke truth in this bible length paragraph. I love her to death, but sometimes I don't know if this woman can tell her toes from her fingers. I really hope she takes a break. For everyone including herself.

Now imagine this scenario but 1000x worse and even MORE unproffesional... and that's what its like stanning sky ferreira

[13bitches 6,176]

Now imagine this scenario but 1000x worse and even MORE unproffesional... and that's what its like stanning sky ferreira

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

I don’t understand why her managers are so rude. Shouldn’t they be glad there’s so much interest in the album rather than talking down to those inquiring?

 

And to dismiss this entire site...

 

Cause ben's a bitch so he better get Lana to announce something soon or I'm never lusting over him and his very possible big daddy-penis again

[Terrence Loves Me 72,664]

ben is like a tiny bit attractive but he wouldn't stand out in a crowd... ever.. hes so basic

[blueice 93]

Lana has never been so silent. I wonder what's going on with her. I have a flight to Paris the last week of March and since I booked my tickets I imagined how I'll listen the shit out of NFR while flying. Now those dreams are almost dust  

 

I'm praying for a wonder and hope the album arrives this month.

 

By the way, did u see this? 

 

[13bitches 6,176]

Wth. Miss Caroline E. Cheese is cancelledt

Rumored Tracklist:

1Mariners Apartment Complex (Remix ft Wiz Khalifa)

2 God Bless America- And All Of The Forest Fires In It (ft Caroline E Cheese “Chuck” Grant)

3 Norman Fucking Despacito (ft Luis Fonsi)

4 Sylvia Plath- Debutantes And Yachts And Dresses Slim Aaron’s and Shit (ft Kendrick Lamar and Kylie Jenner)

5 Happiness Is A Butterfly- Woodstock Is In My Mind And It Has Beautiful Women In It (ft Halsey)

6 Fuck You, Azalea Banks

7 California’s Burning, So Imma Drive Towards The Flames (My Brain Is Small)

8 Werk It Twerk It (ft Miley Cyrus)

9 I Died In A Car Wreck Cuz I Film Shit For My Insta Story While Driving

10 Venice Bitch (Remix ft Machine Gun Kelly, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne)

11 Cinnamon- We Did The Challenge And Almost Died And The World Was At War But We Kept Dancing

12 Big Booty Bitches (ft Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian)

13 Gucci Gang (cover) [ft Wiz Khalifa, Caroline E Cheese “Chuck” Grant, Luis Fonsi, Kendrick Lamar, Kylie Jenner, Halsey, Miley

Cyrus, Machine Gun Kelly, Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, and Donald Trump]

14 How To Fall Of The Face Of The Earth For Months

15 Yosemite*

*not really Yosemite, she called it that to troll us. It’s really just her laughing evilly for three and a half minutes

Just now saw this but thanks!l I hate it!

[Sugar Venom 9,657]

someone please update chuck’s wiki with this more accurate information now that we have it

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

By the way, did u see this?

 

I stan whoever this legend is.

Can’t stand all of those replies sucking up to her tho

[111 36,652]

I've literally never heard of an artist and her management team having a ball around town while major publications are stating your album is coming out March 29th, and she's not even putting out a public statement regarding that it's no longer happening nor is Ben contacting these publications to edit their articles/spread the news that the date has been changed. It seems really really fucking messy, and kind of like they've got their noses in the air and couldn't give a fuck about us just because they know we'll buy the album. Like I'm actually starting to get ticked off. You can edit and posts photos with your friends where you turn off the comments because you don't care to hear what your very fans have to say/you get angry too easily at us for simple questions while you're currently showing off that you're having fun but can't put out a simple one sentence statement that you lied about the album because you jumped the gun early. Like so fucking unprofessional and honestly kind of arrogant assuming you can mislead the very people who paved the way for you to be able to live your fabulous LA life where you can make music you enjoy with producers you want. Just remember who got you where you are Miss Rey. Those fancy producers, the stuck up bloggers and Instagram personalities wouldn't even have spit in your direction when you were living in a trailer park getting odd ball jobs on Craigslist trying to make ends meet. It just makes me really mad that she seems so like "whatever, those gays will buy it either way, I don't have to give a fuck". She doesn't owe us anything but do not bite the hands that feed you and show respect to the very people who beg their parents for cash to buy your album, take on extra shifts to see you at your show, travel around the world and spend thousands on airfare just to see you, and more. We're not asking for the world, we're asking just for a simple statement on your upcoming album that YOU teased too early and released two singles because you said stupid shit and opened your mouth up about your Israel show, which you don't even know half of what's going on in the world because you're too busy buying matcha teas and handcrafted los angeles soaps to be politically moving forward with the rest of the world, even though you preached how woke and open minded you were just to sell your last record and capitalized off of acting like you were up to date and fighting for this world, posting Nina Simone videos saying you will write and reflect the ideas of the current state were in through your music. I'm just fucking tired man it's excuse after excuse after excuse and I'm just over it. Y'all can read me idgaf but I only spoke truth in this bible length paragraph. I love her to death, but sometimes I don't know if this woman can tell her toes from her fingers. I really hope she takes a break. For everyone including herself.

someone fax a 1000 copies of this to tapmgmt headquarters

[cloverhoney 801]

tbt

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

I've literally never heard of an artist and her management team having a ball around town while major publications are stating your album is coming out March 29th, and she's not even putting out a public statement regarding that it's no longer happening nor is Ben contacting these publications to edit their articles/spread the news that the date has been changed. It seems really really fucking messy, and kind of like they've got their noses in the air and couldn't give a fuck about us just because they know we'll buy the album. Like I'm actually starting to get ticked off. You can edit and posts photos with your friends where you turn off the comments because you don't care to hear what your very fans have to say/you get angry too easily at us for simple questions while you're currently showing off that you're having fun but can't put out a simple one sentence statement that you lied about the album because you jumped the gun early. Like so fucking unprofessional and honestly kind of arrogant assuming you can mislead the very people who paved the way for you to be able to live your fabulous LA life where you can make music you enjoy with producers you want. Just remember who got you where you are Miss Rey. Those fancy producers, the stuck up bloggers and Instagram personalities wouldn't even have spit in your direction when you were living in a trailer park getting odd ball jobs on Craigslist trying to make ends meet. It just makes me really mad that she seems so like "whatever, those gays will buy it either way, I don't have to give a fuck". She doesn't owe us anything but do not bite the hands that feed you and show respect to the very people who beg their parents for cash to buy your album, take on extra shifts to see you at your show, travel around the world and spend thousands on airfare just to see you, and more. We're not asking for the world, we're asking just for a simple statement on your upcoming album that YOU teased too early and released two singles because you said stupid shit and opened your mouth up about your Israel show, which you don't even know half of what's going on in the world because you're too busy buying matcha teas and handcrafted los angeles soaps to be politically moving forward with the rest of the world, even though you preached how woke and open minded you were just to sell your last record and capitalized off of acting like you were up to date and fighting for this world, posting Nina Simone videos saying you will write and reflect the ideas of the current state were in through your music. I'm just fucking tired man it's excuse after excuse after excuse and I'm just over it. Y'all can read me idgaf but I only spoke truth in this bible length paragraph. I love her to death, but sometimes I don't know if this woman can tell her toes from her fingers. I really hope she takes a break. For everyone including herself.

[GeminiLanaFan 48,991]

LOL cuz she's a gemini TBH. I think she honestly doesn't give a shit what her managers tell her and she just comes out and tells us whatever she wants and then forgets about it.

So much Gemini hate. Justice for Gemini’s!!!!

Seriously, i don’t know what to think anymore: is it delayed because she wants the two released together, does she want to include a song or two that will have more of a summer feeling since we are possibly going for a summer release? Will she put out a new song before or after the lead and therefore feels we will have heard too many tracks, so she has to add some to NFR?

It’s a whole lot of questions and no answers at this point.

[takeitdoen 10,627]

"can you do something useful for once"

 

 

ahahahahaahahah THE NERVE. 

[WildMustang 14,759]

Lana has never been so silent. I wonder what's going on with her. I have a flight to Paris the last week of March and since I booked my tickets I imagined how I'll listen the shit out of NFR while flying. Now those dreams are almost dust

 

I'm praying for a wonder and hope the album arrives this month.

 

By the way, did u see this?

 

 

 

I'm out