Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 88,923]

Ok, so fourth walling here. But usually, when life's all great and I'm picking up the pieces of myself, there's something that scared me/propelled so that it never happens again. I wanna know what's happening in those church basement meetings, like not even lewd, but what is happening. She usually releases records with some kind of fear in mind, aside from her social commentary. 

Born to Die, pretty obvious. 
Paradise: loss of youth 
UV, loss of love
HM, loss of self
LFL, loss of zest /vibrance, aka boredom, a kind of death

NFR ?? 

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Ok, so fourth walling here. But usually, when life's all great and I'm picking up the pieces of myself, there's something that scared me/propelled so that it never happens again. I wanna know what's happening in those church basement meetings, like not even lewd, but what is happening. She usually releases records with some kind of fear in mind, aside from her social commentary. 

 

Born to Die, pretty obvious. 

Paradise: loss of youth 

UV, loss of love

HM, loss of self

LFL, loss of zest /vibrance, aka boredom, a kind of death

 

NFR ?? 

Loss of fans

[Creyk 11,729]

Loss of the lust for life

[Make me your Dream Life 88,923]

Loss of fans

Sad but also true 

[Wynwood 19,967]

I used to dream about people like you

now I don't know why

I used to sing about people like you

now I just get high

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

we've like... heard SO MUCH of HIAB already i dont expect it to be much diff

 

jerking off in a taxi can wait

Praying for your taste sweetie xx.....

 

 

But on a real note, we’ve only heard 1 minute 30 seconds of it, that may not even be HALF the song + the bridge is always Lana’s strong spot so my body is still ready for it

[Doll Harlow 12,369]

Loss of fans

In the words of Lana Del Rey, "I don't care about losing fans. Period."

[Rorman Nockwell 56,989]

Her ignoring her fans and her work wouldn't piss me off as much if she wasn't simultaneously videoing herself eating awful-looking purple ice cream and sneaking off to Hillsong in the dead of night with her sycophantic minions.

 

I mean, It's not like she's off on some meaningful voyage of self-discovery in the Peruvian wilderness (which I would fully support). A singular tweet or IG comment is all that's required, and she can't even bring herself to do that between matcha latte sips.

[Vertimus 9,677]

I think the classic rock lyric and title references in her songs are getting too obvious. They used to be clever and insightful, but now they often seem redundant and lazy. This is one reason I can’t agree that LDR’s lyrics are always sterling.

 

I mean the “I’m your man / Crimson and clover / Stairway to Heaven / Rosemary and thyme / Hotel California / Ground control to Major Tom” stuff.

[Vertimus 9,677]

Sorry for the repetitions. 

[Vertimus 9,677]

How to delete? 

[Vertimus 9,677]

I think the classic rock lyric and title references in her songs are getting too obvious. They used to be clever and insightful, but now they often seem redundant and lazy. This is one reason I can’t agree that LDR’s lyrics are always sterling.

 

I mean the “I’m your man / Crimson and clover / Stairway to Heaven / Rosemary and thyme / Hotel California / Lay lady lay / Ground control to Major Tom” stuff.

[cherryblossoms 10,433]

Go off Vertimus

[Cacciatore 19,347]

[ilovetati 15,299]

Kevin Abstract - knowing he doesn't have a promo schedule or major videos planned - announced his Antonoff-produced album in March, released a single in early April, and swiftly released the entire album on April 25th. 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,989]

I love how well this thread sums up this era. It's an incoherent mess.

 

We will look back on this in 5 years and laugh or cry

[ilovetati 15,299]

double post

[ilovetati 15,299]

triple post...

[salvatore 21,769]

Kevin Abstract - knowing he doesn't have a promo schedule or major videos planned - announced his Antonoff-produced album in March, released a single in early April, and swiftly released the entire album on April 25th. 

 

 

and his version of a music video featuring riding in cars and his friends was actually well lit and planned and gave a sense of authenticity and genuine love, even if it was more of a slice of life/handheld recorded video; something lana couldn't even do despite practically inventing that type of video 

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,193]

seeing all these posts about celebrities going to NYC for the MET GALA and my stressing out over the possibility that Lana doesn't attend cause she lazy has me stress shitting