Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

It's so quiet in here, we need a leak.

[thisiscrazylove 63]

california sounds like a mixture of her best sad songs like heroin, tbd and pwyc.

 

it's like a fucking p*rn i keep listening to

[gatadelrey 4,616]

Is anyone doing anything special when they listen? Normally I would get high and listen from start to finish, but I’m currently sober.

[UltraviolenceBaby 5,014]

Sam smith loves lana so much he can't do it 

[drowning mermaid 1,706]

I listened to the LQ leak of california once when I was still half asleep and I wasn’t wearing headphones so I can’t remember what it sounds like and I don’t want to listen to it again until the album comes out BUT IM SO TEMPTED AFTER ALL THIS GUSHING PRAISE

[13bitches 6,176]

still cannot believe lana actually put

"you act like a kid even though you stand six foot two"

in a song what an honest legend

Random question, does anyone know how tall Gerald is

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

It's so quiet in here, we need a leak.

Like a whole album leaked sis...wyd

 

Jk I get what u mean but It’s usually always quite here after a major event like yesterday <3

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Random question, does anyone know how tall Gerald is

 

I have already investigated and she has 3 or 4 exes whose heights range frm 6'1 - 6'4. Fuckboy Gerald was the tallest, I think. 

 

Nobody was exactly 6'2 but she's never exact, either. 

 

I can imagine Fuckboy Gerald thinking his poetry is fantastic and throwing tantrums, though. 

[13bitches 6,176]

i am personally suing lana for insurance money after the nfr uo cover forced me to jump off a building and snap my legs off

Funny you should mention that as I’m suing her for emotional distress caused by her ghosting us for half a year and limiting the glitter cassette to the UK store

[13bitches 6,176]

I've brought a dozen of them, and will be putting them on eBay when they arrive - and definitely won't be hawking them like this, lol. I've also seen people listing them for upwards of £65+ on eBay and it makes me sad for the fans who want them.

 

I'll share the link when it's all ready (sometime next week/weekend, I'd guess, depending when the cassettes arrive?).

Thank you!

[War In My Mind 2,999]

Funny you should mention that as I’m suing her for emotional distress caused by her ghosting us for half a year and limiting the glitter cassette to the UK store

and i'm suing for the physical and emotional damages caused by tryn to have my pu**y taste like pepsi cola.

Whiskers was not pleased.

[Fingertips 72,034]

that second verse of California...the drums.....      

[Dum-Dum 3,514]

ok someone help i keep singing the lyrics “it’s like i said if you stay i’ll stay too” and i don’t know the song and keep hearing lana as the singer but i can’t figure it out

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

In the cock in the cock in the cockpit, I'm your pilot

 

these fake lyrics are quoted so much that i don't even remember what the real lyrics are...like i have no fuckin idea what to expect instead

[Hanna 2,826]

ok someone help i keep singing the lyrics “it’s like i said if you stay i’ll stay too” and i don’t know the song and keep hearing lana as the singer but i can’t figure it out

 

the bridge of freak?

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

ok someone help i keep singing the lyrics “it’s like i said if you stay i’ll stay too” and i don’t know the song and keep hearing lana as the singer but i can’t figure it out

 

 

yes to heaven?

[War In My Mind 2,999]

these fake lyrics are quoted so much that i don't even remember what the real lyrics are...like i have no fuckin idea what to expect instead

 

in your car, in your car, in your backseat, i'm your baby

 

[Dum-Dum 3,514]

the bridge of freak?

 

i’m an idiot. yeah thanks !!!!!!!!!

[War In My Mind 2,999]

i’m an idiot. yeah thanks !!!!!!!!!

Go to school today dum-dum.

[lil aerosol 2,297]

Lana really showed off her ass in the double mv and im living for it

 

my bisexual ass was QUAKING

I don't think Sam Smith will sue .. hes a huge LDR fan and has tweeted how she inspires him so much.

 

lowkey if Lana plagiarised off my work I would thank her and release a song about how beautiful she is