American Whore 51,339 Posted April 9, 2019 I saw someone mention we should make this a thread a few hundred pages ago in the NFR Pre-Release thread and couldn’t find one. This is a thread for the lies she’s told us and the unfulfilled promises that will probably never actually happen. So I’m starting it. Let’s start off with some of the more obvious lies: 2012: “I’d like to re-release (remake?) my first album [AKA]” 2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise" 2017: “I’m thinking about releasing an album of 25 favorite unreleased tracks” 2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry" 2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP." 2018: “Norman Fucking Rockwell will be released top of the new year [2019]” 2019: "Violet will be out Jan 4" [Source] May 2020: "I'll be releasing my album (Chemtrails) September 5" Nov. 2020: "I'm going to digitally release an album of covers for you for Christmas" March 2021: "Rock Candy Sweet out June 1" June 2021: "Blue Banisters out July 4" Feb. 2024: "My new album, Lasso, out this September" (So far, could be still true, July 2024, but likely not, with no announcement/pre-order) 69 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lanalouis1 2,511 Posted April 9, 2019 2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise" 2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry" 2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP." 37 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Whore 51,339 Posted April 9, 2019 2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise" 2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry" 2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP." Yes yes yes!! I’m gonna have to keep the OP updated as we go along and separate them by year. I’ll edit the OP when I get home tonight 12 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,344 Posted April 9, 2019 We need to get the New York Times on this. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html Yes yes yes!! I’m gonna have to keep the OP updated as we go along and separate them by year. I’ll edit the OP when I get home tonightIn all seriousness though, it would be cool if we linked to sources for each claim. 14 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Formation 4,192 Posted April 9, 2019 It's pretty much confirmed that she did have work done on her face, right? She lied about that a few times. (Not trying to start anything, please correct me if I'm wrong.) 20 Quote ✨ God bless America—and all the beautiful people in it ✨ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TRENCH 15,450 Posted April 9, 2019 didnt she also said something about Cola video and doign somethign else with Brooklyn Baby? 14 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life 3,966 Posted April 9, 2019 Norman Fucking Rockwell 22 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
13bitches 6,176 Posted April 9, 2019 25 unreleased album Didn’t she mention wanting to do a video for Change and/or Get Free as well? didnt she also said something about Cola video and doign somethign else with Brooklyn Baby?Not sure ab Cola but I think I read she was going to collaborate with Lou Reed on BB. He died the day she arrived though iirc. So not exactly a lie just bad luck 6 Quote If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Whore 51,339 Posted April 9, 2019 We need to get the New York Times on this.https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.htmlIn all seriousness though, it would be cool if we linked to sources for each claim. It’ll be a lot of digging but when I get home tonight I’ll try to find sources and whatnot 2 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody 21,525 Posted April 9, 2019 It's pretty much confirmed that she did have work done on her face, right? She lied about that a few times. (Not trying to start anything, please correct me if I'm wrong.) She essentially confirmed it when she was fighting with Azealia 25 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
expandableclitoris 9,091 Posted April 9, 2019 Pretty When You Cry video release 32 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeminiLanaFan 49,044 Posted April 9, 2019 25 unreleased album Didn’t she mention wanting to do a video for Change and/or Get Free as well? Not sure ab Cola but I think I read she was going to collaborate with Lou Reed on BB. He died the day she arrived though iirc. So not exactly a lie just bad luck I think the last video she wanted for LFL was either Cherry or Get Free?!? just the word SOON is kinda lie from her. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doll Harlow 12,367 Posted April 9, 2019 Pretty When You Cry video release I'm still mourning this 14 Quote You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wraith 7,277 Posted April 9, 2019 Yeah Cola single/music video release. Cant find source but "Del Rey revealed in an interview on November 13, 2012 with KIIS FM Radio that the song would be released as the second single off Paradise, but no further details or release dates were announced since" 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone user 5,373 Posted April 9, 2019 that she loves Chuck (and her pics) 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted April 9, 2019 When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao 39 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cognaclilac 1,538 Posted April 9, 2019 that her name is lana del rey 19 Quote insanity laughs under pressure -- we're cracking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted April 9, 2019 Also when she said she recorded axl rose husband age 16,there's tons I love her but she's a pathological liar it's part of her intrigue though. 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson and Clover 22,505 Posted April 9, 2019 17 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeminiLanaFan 49,044 Posted April 9, 2019 Even her whole background as a trailer park broke songwriter was questioned since her father is apparently rich. Though it doesn't mean that he is generous lol 18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
