TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Beautiful Loser 47,088]

Dang it. I’d write to the “reviewer” on twitter and ask about the weird review of his last tweet wasn’t from 2016. Doubt he’s very active there anymore.

2 minutes ago, 5adboy said:

How reliable is this? They posted a review of Alicia Keys' new album on March 5th (the album comes out Sept. 18th and wasn't leaked yet lol)

https://whatson.guide/alicia/

I mean, looking at the very poor quality of the review, I’d say it’s not reliable at all. 

[whitelungswhitepalms 9,837]

idk why we’re all freaking out about the date,

 

iTs NOt LiKe SHe Deleted tHe posT SaYing That It was GONNA be reLeased on the 5tH...

 

we gotta have faith in ha,

 

she’s gonna deliva 

 

trust ha

 

im not delusional I swear 

Spoiler

Spoiler

I’m crazy, but I’m free 

 

 

[Lustformoney 40,489]

i found this reviewers facebook page, imma write to him

[Lemonade Tears 1,574]

26 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

This looks hella weird but apparently this counts as a review of COCC??

https://whatson.guide/lana-del-reys-chemtrails-over-a-country-club-album-review/

"the ever quirky Lana Del Rey" "Chemtrails Over A Country Club" & no actual details about what it sounds like. Ummm let's just say I doubt that Gary heard the album... I honestly thought it was a troll website at first.

[Beautiful Loser 47,088]

7 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

i found this reviewers facebook page, imma write to him

Thank you! Please ask him why the review is so short and, um, not very good (but in better words ).

[Ultradealerence 5,311]

2 hours ago, TrashMagiq said:

preorder + lead single coming this week with a promo single dropping on NFR's anniversary yupp

Manifest this truly. I heart you 

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[Pico Ocean Boulevard 39,803]

I'm scared

 

[GeminiLanaFan 46,680]

30 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

This looks hella weird but apparently this counts as a review of COCC??

https://whatson.guide/lana-del-reys-chemtrails-over-a-country-club-album-review/

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What?!??

[WaitForLife 5,141]

I'm not excited at all. Let's see what's happening on the 5th.

[World At War 4,349]

20 minutes ago, 5adboy said:

How reliable is this? They posted a review of Alicia Keys' new album on March 5th (the album comes out Sept. 18th and wasn't leaked yet lol)

https://whatson.guide/alicia/

yeah i think this debunks it lol

[sjatib 5,097]

1 hour ago, FredRed said:

 

"Oh that grace, oh that body
Oh that face makes me wanna party"

 

 

 Still not over about how she wasnt actually able to develop less cringeworthy lyrics there. Like, there where literally not worse ones than them.

[whitelungswhitepalms 9,837]

This is random, but I just watched some of lanas videos (WC, SOC) while under the influence, and I can’t believe just how gorgeous those videos are.

 

like wc wasn’t like high budget btd, but Jesus some of those shots are just fucking amazing.

 

soc was another level, the aesthetic of that shot during the first ore chorus, I was in a trance.

 

i need this trippy style back but like with the national anthem beauty queen too, that’s what I imagine Chemtrails over the Country Club to have.

 

 

but I’m also excited for Charlie x Lana home made videos,

 

im JUST EXCITED FOR A NEW ERA, I love any visuals they fit the albums themes so muchhhhh, even the ones we got for NFR 

 

y’all I can feeeeel it, she’s comingggggg

[takeitdoen 10,618]

20 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

i found this reviewers facebook page, imma write to him

tell him WE WILL NOT STAND FOR HIS NASTINESS and we HAVE PASSED HIS NAME ONTO CHRIS GEHRINGER

[Veinsineon 72,868]

2 hours ago, TrashMagiq said:

preorder + lead single coming this week with a promo single dropping on NFR's anniversary yupp

This video will ALWAYS make me hear the end of Honeymoon fading into MTWBT

[GeminiLanaFan 46,680]

7 minutes ago, World At War said:

yeah i think this debunks it lol

What kind of weirdo spends time imagining what an album could sound like and write about it? I mean, to imagine that an album sounds meh... wouldn’t you dream it sounds great, even if you’re not a fan?

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 39,803]

Don't  know what to think about the review...

 

The album is supposed to be not more than Okay ...hmmm idk  but why  did they a review 2 weeks before the release date and can you even call that a review??!!

 

[Beautiful Loser 47,088]

3 minutes ago, takeitdoen said:

tell him WE WILL NOT STAND FOR HIS NASTINESS and we HAVE PASSED HIS NAME ONTO CHRIS GEHRINGER

LMAO NOT CHRIS

[whitelungswhitepalms 9,837]

In the meantime lovelies,

 

listen to the Old Testament, Melodrama,

 

the New Testament, Norman Fucking Rockwell!

 

and soon, we’re gonna have COCC

 

ouff I’m red e 

[Beautiful Loser 47,088]

4 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

What kind of weirdo spends time imagining what an album could sound like and write about it? I mean, to imagine that an album sounds meh... wouldn’t you dream it sounds great, even if you’re not a fan?

Probably had to write something to earn some money. ┐(´ ー｀)┌

[FredRed 4,555]

I would encourage people not to harass people online in Lana's name. That review is obvious nonsense and when the album is released the hoopla and real reviews will show that one "How to Disappear"!