Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[COCC 29,554]

48 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

It was all in good humour. I’d never really encourage anyone to be that desperate to send nudes to an insider when we just need a little patience. 

Damn I‘m already in Sean‘s DM.

[lanasbottom 23,694]

okay so it’s safe to say the album won’t come out on the 4th... i don’t see her releasing an album on a sunday plus billie is releasing friday 30th which is the same week. she’s at interscope too so i heavily doubt they’d let lana release the same week. the album comes out either a week before billie so during june (which would be ideal for her and for us) or a few weeks after so probably july/august at the earliest....

[West Coast 45,795]

14 minutes ago, LiFELiNE said:

the tracklist just leaked

 

Lana Del Rey - Blue Banisters tracklist:

01 Blue Banisters

02 Ursula Eating Sushi

03 Buttered Noodles on the Veranda

04 LA Who Am I to Love You

05 How Do You Like Me Now?

06 Gabbie, Please Stop

07 The Voice Memos

08 Blonde Sundoll

09 Falafel Date

10 Kegel Exercise Stick

11 Discharge

12 Dear, Joe Rogan...

13 The Adult Easter Bunny

14 The Ultimate Satisfyer (Wink)

CEASE 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

hopefully she just recycled the cherry blossom lyrics on a new song, otherwise it better stay far away 

[West Coast 45,795]

MANIFESTING A DECENT ALBUM COVER AND A TRACKLIST TODAY 

[anwdelrey 9,270]

Honestly I feel like I’m the only one not getting Chemtrails folkly/country vibes from this (besides the aesthetic of the mv). It sounds more like something off of LFL or even Norman. 

[littleseashell 2,499]

1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

Honestly I feel like I’m the only one not getting Chemtrails folkly/country vibes from this (besides the aesthetic of the mv). It sounds more like something off of LFL or even Norman. 

We love a versatile queen

[lanasbottom 23,694]

idk what it’s worth but addictiontovinyl posted the "cover" on their insta page saying "get your wallets ready for a gazillion vinyl variants" so i messaged them asking if they knew if that’s the final cover and they answered "it’s just a fill in image and not the finished image" 

[White Hot Forever 4,223]

1 minute ago, lanasbottom said:

idk what it’s worth but addictiontovinyl posted the "cover" on their insta page saying "get your wallets ready for a gazillion vinyl variants" so i messaged them asking if they knew if that’s the final cover and they answered "it’s just a fill in image and not the finished image" 

 

They're not an insider, I think they just assumed it was the cover from her post

[plastiscguy 63,438]

Well, insiders having the album already is a good sign. It means, it's actually coming very very soon! Especially now that we have a teaser, an "official date" and the title track length.

 

I know they also had Chemtrails, but to be fair, I believe it was really postponed due to the vinyls issue, not because Lana lied on purpose 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,739]

7 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

hopefully she just recycled the cherry blossom lyrics on a new song, otherwise it better stay far away 

Terrence earns Worst Taste every day on this site. A true Olympian in his craft

[Super Movie 51,703]

I have no idea if Cherry Blossom is on the album or not (or even if the insider info about an unreleased is legit), but it wouldn't surprise me if it was, to be honest. She referenced it last month, and as well as that, it has the motherhood theme that I've noticed quite a bit from her the past few months

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

I hope to God that the BB post is just a placeholder for the real cover. I can't imagine Ben would have let it pass for real

[rightofjupiter 16,616]

11 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

okay so it’s safe to say the album won’t come out on the 4th... i don’t see her releasing an album on a sunday plus billie is releasing friday 30th which is the same week. she’s at interscope too so i heavily doubt they’d let lana release the same week. the album comes out either a week before billie so during june (which would be ideal for her and for us) or a few weeks after so probably july/august at the earliest....

 

lmao at how she ALWAYS gives us these non-Fri. dates...like, lana, PLEASE 

[West Coast 45,795]

2 minutes ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

Terrence earns Worst Taste every day on this site. A true Olympian in his craft

They really deserve some sort of lifetime achievement at the next Lipsters!

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

12 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

okay so it’s safe to say the album won’t come out on the 4th... i don’t see her releasing an album on a sunday plus billie is releasing friday 30th which is the same week. she’s at interscope too so i heavily doubt they’d let lana release the same week. the album comes out either a week before billie so during june (which would be ideal for her and for us) or a few weeks after so probably july/august at the earliest....

i thought billies comes out july 30th?

[West Coast 45,795]

1 minute ago, Bunny Mozart said:

I hope to God that the BB post is just a placeholder for the real cover. I can't imagine Ben would have let it pass for real

I find that almost impossible to believe honestly

[yourolllikethunder 4,886]

Not me always being team delulu & really believing the title track will drop at midnight 

 

 

also, hi hello, it’s been a few weeks but I’m glad that this album cycle is actually real

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

5 minutes ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

Terrence earns Worst Taste every day on this site. A true Olympian in his craft

i don't understand like are we hearing the same thing? it sounds fan made from soundcloud 

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

5 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

I hope to God that the BB post is just a placeholder for the real cover. I can't imagine Ben would have let it pass for real

He let the COCC cover pass…