Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Dark Angel 202,348]

friendly reminder... video games is a piano ballad, video games made her FAMOUS and it's still regarded as one of the best songs she's released, other fantastic songs like old money, cherry blossom, yayo, etc. are piano ballads, she's always worked with a piano ballad sound, if you don't like her anymore or if you just simply think she's just a boring middle-aged lady because she's not making the same style of music she was making over a decade ago just say that  

[Furor Poeticus 16,354]

Lana could rip off Julia Holter sometime, her 2 best albums have jazzy vibes

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

....anyways

I think the title of the new snippet song may be like "*something* Woman/Girl/Baby" because the lyrics are mainly just a poetic description of herself.

[Alison by Slowdive 26,148]

i h8 that lana is solidifying her position as creator of some of the most beautiful complex introspective and poetic lyrics ever written but we aren't focusing on it  

5 minutes ago, rhubysyrup said:

....anyways

I think the title of the new snippet song may be like "*something* Woman/Girl/Baby" because the lyrics are mainly just a poetic description of herself.

LA Woman 

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5 minutes ago, rhubysyrup said:

....anyways

I think the title of the new snippet song may be like "*something* Woman/Girl/Baby" because the lyrics are mainly just a poetic description of herself.

LA is a Woman, feat. a Madonna monologue like God is a Woman 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,330]

okay cool but her body is the map of L.A!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

[mlittle11 12,214]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

i h8 that lana is solidifying her position as creator of some of the most beautiful complex introspective and poetic lyrics ever written but we aren't focusing on it  

literally n people wont shut up about how theyre “piano ballads” 

[Dark Angel 202,348]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

i h8 that lana is solidifying her position as creator of some of the most beautiful complex introspective and poetic lyrics ever written but we aren't focusing on it  

LA Woman 

 

WE NEED MORE "THE DOORS" REFERENCES 

 

 

LANA PLEASE RECORD A STUDIO COVER OF "ROADHOUSE BLUES" 

 

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Just now, prettywhenimhigh said:

okay cool but her body is the map of L.A!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

For a second I thought that was Jack 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,148]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

WE NEED MORE "THE DOORS" REFERENCES 

 

 

LANA PLEASE RECORD A STUDIO COVER OF "ROADHOUSE BLUES" 

 

 

RIDERS 

ON 

THE 

STORM 

[Furor Poeticus 16,354]

Can y'all imagine Chopin had like a hundred compositions

 

ON PIANO 

 

While Lana has like 10 or something

[Dark Angel 202,348]

2 minutes ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

 

RIDERS 

ON 

THE 

STORM 

 

I'VE BEEN SAYING, THIS IS THE #1 SONG I WANT HER TO COVER 

 

THERE'S A KILLER ON THE ROAD 

 

HIS BRAIN IS SQUIRMING LIKE A TOAD 

[GroupieLove 2,621]

one month later and still no update.... i hate her sm

[Alison by Slowdive 26,148]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

 

I'VE BEEN SAYING, THIS IS THE #1 SONG I WANT HER TO COVER 

 

THERE'S A KILLER ON THE ROAD 

 

HIS BRAIN IS SQUIRMING LIKE A TOAD 

Everyone stuck on this hamster wheel pre-pre-release thread:

 

INTO THIS HOUSE, WE'RE BORN 

INTO THIS WORLD, WE'RE THROWN 

LIKE A DOG WITHOUT A BONE  

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

14 minutes ago, rhubysyrup said:

....anyways

I think the title of the new snippet song may be like "*something* Woman/Girl/Baby" because the lyrics are mainly just a poetic description of herself.

Sierra Madre Baby? 
I wish she releases an iconic title like Venice Bitch…

[Alison by Slowdive 26,148]

3 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Can y'all imagine Chopin had like a hundred compositions

 

ON PIANO 

 

While Lana has like 10 or something

lanaboards isn't ready for that conversation

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

1 minute ago, GroupieLove said:

one month later and still no update.... i hate her sm

It has to happen somehow somewhere this month… it HAS TO!

[vipanonymous 617]

I love her concept of "soonish" and "later later"

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5 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

It has to happen somehow somewhere this month… it HAS TO!

Apparently on august 19th some people celebrate the national potato day. Sounds like that‘s the day 

[GroupieLove 2,621]

It feels like Lana has distanced herself from her fans these recent years. And although I'm fine with that, stanning her lately has been a chore. The useless online controversies, the fake album announcements, the messy interviews, the random IG outbursts, the PicsArt endorsed covers... I used to live for her "idgaf" attitude but now it's just off-putting. Anyway... still no sign of this album. I'm wondering if it's ever gonna see the light of the day at this point.

 

edit: sorry for the mini-meltdown xx