Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[HighbytheSea 4,783]

8 minutes ago, Lentilus said:

Some of the users who went away for a while came back. 

[Lentilus 25,412]

7 minutes ago, HighbytheSea said:

[lanasbottom 23,687]

1 hour ago, rhubysyrup said:

I don't blame her after the shitshows that happened since may 2020...lots of people's true colors exposed and self proclaimed Stans directly attacking her. it must have been heartbreaking for her and made it harder to trust anyone. but even since then she's still had some pretty wholesome interactions with her fans.

 

tbh she’s had it coming and she’s largely at fault too, not everything ofc but most of the shit she got was her own fault. some people just go way too far and are unnecessarily mean, stans and locals alike but yeah she can’t be that surprised about the backlash she got last year…

[Lentilus 25,412]

2 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

 

tbh she’s had it coming and she’s largely at fault too, not everything ofc but most of the shit she got was her own fault. some people just go way too far and are unnecessarily mean, stans and locals alike but yeah she can’t be that surprised about the backlash she got last year…

I'm getting flashbacks to that Annie Mac interview. I just know that interview ended Annie's career. 

[lamms 11,603]

your fingertips:

Spoiler

your hands:

Spoiler

so...

Spoiler

your dick:

i want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage

 

[Lentilus 25,412]

5 minutes ago, lamms said:

your fingertips:

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your hands:

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so...

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your dick:

i want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage

 

PLSSSS THIS IS SENDING ME 

[Venice Peach 52,974]

I saw like 7 new pages and ofc I didn't expect news but I didn't expect this nonsense either 

I understand that not everyone has to love Lana's new music but c'mon it seems like some of you just hate her in general. 

Stop disguising hatred as opinions cause it's honestly weird. 

Also if you hate piano that much maybe Lana is not the artist you should stan... 

[YourGirl666 12,070]

IT LEAKED!!!

BoZ just posted the lyrics of the next single, titled Valley of the Nile

 

my chest

the Sierra Madre

my hips

every high and byway

that you trace

with your fingertips

like a Toyota

run your hands 

over me

like a Land Rover

 

my pussy is the valley of the Nile

your dick is a boat (a boat)

swimming in between my labia

Grabbing my pubian hair

 

cause I

 

neva had a problem talking with you

neva had problem walking with you

neva had a problem holding back

but when you dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

when you wanna dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

 

[Venice Peach 52,974]

57 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

IT LEAKED!!!

BoZ just posted the lyrics of the next single, titled Valley of the Nile

 

my chest

the Sierra Madre

my hips

every high and byway

that you trace

with your fingertips

like a Toyota

run your hands 

over me

like a Land Rover

 

my pussy is the valley the of Nile

your dick is a boat (a boat)

swimming in between my labia

Grabbing my pubian hair

 

cause I

 

neva had a problem talking with you

neva had problem walking with you

neva had a problem holding back

but when you dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

when you wanna dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

 

I'd love that as a Lana title (or anything related to Egypt really) 

[Get Drunk 17,479]

2 hours ago, Lentilus said:

I'm getting flashbacks to that Annie Mac interview. I just know that interview ended Annie's career. 

i still blame annie for that interview omg she set lana up so hard idc

[Make me your Dream Life 83,131]

hangin at the hilton hotel singing bb  heyo bb lets gooooooo 

 

[Surf Noir 188,713]

this pre-release era feels like...

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 66,970]

3 hours ago, YourGirl666 said:

IT LEAKED!!!

BoZ just posted the lyrics of the next single, titled Valley of the Nile

 

my chest

the Sierra Madre

my hips

every high and byway

that you trace

with your fingertips

like a Toyota

run your hands 

over me

like a Land Rover

 

my pussy is the valley of the Nile

your dick is a boat (a boat)

swimming in between my labia

Grabbing my pubian hair

 

cause I

 

neva had a problem talking with you

neva had problem walking with you

neva had a problem holding back

but when you dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

when you wanna dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

 

 PUBIAN  

 

*~my pubian’s a map of yosemite,

they stand straight at an angle, ninety degrees~*

[Pink Flamingo 16,094]

24 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

 PUBIAN  

 

*~my pubian’s a map of yosemite,

they stand straight at an angle, ninety degrees~*

Grabbing my pubian hair ashdgavahd SCREAMING 

[Pink Flamingo 16,094]

Due to the lack of an announcement at this point it almost feels like the single is not going to be out on Friday. I just hope it is not a surprise release, we will have the last chance tomorrow, She can still say something.

[Venice Peach 52,974]

4 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

Due to the lack of an announcement at this point it almost feels like the single is not going to be out on Friday. I just hope it is not a surprise release, we will have the last chance tomorrow, She can still say something.

If the snippet is still un-shazamable tomorrow I guess it's not coming this week. But still, knowing Lana I don't think it's going to be a Friday release anyway...

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Interscope probably controlling her release....

 

Too many releases are lined up for August.

 

If she wants a proper hype , they would want to drop the tracklist probably this/next week. ..

 

 

[Jaeden xx 7,123]

wait why is everyone talking about a Friday release now 

[American Whore 47,543]

i guess you could call it frenchbread

i was looking for the pizza i wanted bad...

and i thought i found it in new york

it seemed only appropriate they'd easily have my brand

 

and then there was issue of closures

i couldn't even go to the store or like, the pizza spot

and there you were on google maps

shimmering in all my hunger

you touched the detriment most of the other spots already had

 

YOU GOT A PEPPERONI

MY DADDY HAS ONE TOO

LETS TWERK FOR MUSHROOMS

ILL DO THAT DANCE FOR YOU

YOU KNOW IM A BAD GORL

IM KINDA WILD N FREE

MAYBE JUST FULFILLING MY HUNGER CAN SET ME FREE

and there we were screaming "my tongue matters" in the crowd with a mesh mask on in a pandemic that's just who i am

god i wish i could have my pizza

you could feed me during all my hunger

all the things i wanted on it

i screamed for toppings ohhh

i screamed for toppings 

 

cheese crust pizza keeps burning

with or without me...

cheese crust pizza keeps burning

[COCC 29,540]

15 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

i guess you could call it frenchbread

i was looking for the pizza i wanted bad...

 

That‘s my jam