Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[yayoop 4,601]

28 minutes ago, Jaeden xx said:

If this insider lied to us 

(I’m so sure they are lying )

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

3 hours ago, COCC said:

I'm convinced that @The Stargirl Pinky's fart-posts have provoked the scat attack (they share a similar topic after all) und have therefore brought us BB news 

I really am the purveyor of news aren’t I 

 

ALBUM OUT NEXT WEEK 

[YourGirl666 13,251]

It's coming

[5Rick 2,925]

Okay, so I basically made up my mind.

I decided that I’m not going to expect A THING on Wednesday cuz I need to safeguard my mental health  

 

So, if it really happens… great! Then, there will be breakdowns (for the greater good). But if it doesn’t happen… it will be okay anyway! 

That’s how I’m gonna cope with it my fellow members 

[COCC 29,554]

3 minutes ago, 5Rick said:

I decided that I’m not going to expect A THING on Wednesday cuz I need to safeguard my mental health  

 

I decided that it will drop September 8, have 52 tracks and get the grammy for the record of the decade 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Coincidence that Daddy Rick is reminiscing on Honeymoon on the day we get scat? 

 

Honeymoon Hoes please rise our 2.0 era is coming 

[house of balloons 12,793]

september 8th, 2022

 

[Super Movie 51,699]

Us on September 8th when nothing happens: 

 

[13beachess 7,616]

52 minutes ago, Jaeden xx said:

If this insider lied to us 

 

then Boz will no longer be the only one behind bars... 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,047]

58 minutes ago, Jaeden xx said:

If this insider lied to us 

He has no idea what’s coming to bite his ass. 
 

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

I fucking adoreeeee blue banisters, everything about it. The way she structured the verses, the droning melody of the chorus, the lyrics EVERYTHING

 

to think we could be listening to the whole album next week is giving me butterflies

 

I really hope it’s true, the start of fall with a new Lana album FUCK YES please

[COCC 29,554]

1 hour ago, COCC said:

I dont want the album to drop on september 8 because I‘ll be on my holidays then. I‘ll have a bad internet connection and wont be able to have a meltdown with you guys 

 

I just remembered that Lana released LFL during my holidays and that's why 13 beaches always reminds me of baroque old towns drowning in the golden light of the sicilian sun. Guess it's not that bad! BB out September 8 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

1 minute ago, COCC said:

 

I just remembered that Lana released LFL during my holidays and that's why 13 beaches always reminds me of baroque old towns drowning in the golden light of the sicilian sun. Guess it's not that bad! BB out September 8 

The way you just spilled on LDR9’s title 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

scat attack last night? lana's online shop changing? "insiders" claiming that the album will come out next week? 

 

girlies, it's time for BB! let's ride!

SEPTEMBER 8TH

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,099]

5 minutes ago, COCC said:

 

I just remembered that Lana released LFL during my holidays and that's why 13 beaches always reminds me of baroque old towns drowning in the golden light of the sicilian sun. Guess it's not that bad! BB out September 8 

 

3 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

The way you just spilled on LDR9’s title 

BOTDITGLOTSS out September 5th

[COCC 29,554]

3 minutes ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

scat attack last night? lana's online shop changing? "insiders" claiming that the album will come out next week? 

 

girlies, it's time for BB! let's ride!

 

One thing is missing though... leaks 

 

 

BoZ to Kim Petras manager right now

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

1 minute ago, COCC said:

 

One thing is missing though... leaks 

 

 

BoZ to Kim Petras manager right now

when the album leaks on sept 6th, two days before the surprise release 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,149]

when we learn this insider and the person who did the scat attack are one n the same 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

BREAKING NEWS!! a well-known insider just reported to me that lana is painting her banisters RIGHT now, signifying that the album is on its way. 

[ShadesOfFool 20,139]

I’ve been listening to a lot of Keyshia Cole lately and I would love for Lana to just give us one goooooood R&B breakup song, and just really lean into the sound. Soooooo creamy.