Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[daphnedinkley 13,419]

all i know is i hope she gets weird on this album

[American Whore 51,250]

Okay so let's make fake tracklists just for funsies

 

The Revenge of Lizzy Fucking Grant

 

1. I killed my daddy and my mother too (Lizzy's Version)

2. Blue Banisters (Lizzy's Version)

3. Daddies In Miami (Lizzy's Version)

4. Manhatten Manhandler (Lizzy's Version)

5. Wildflower Wildfire (Lizzy's Version) (this one has electric guitars)

6. Dealer (Zach's Version)

Interlude: God Bless & Fuck Off

7. Loved You Then And Now (Rock Candy Sweet) (Lana's Version)

8. Textbook (Lana's Version)

9. Italian Hitman (Lana's Version

10. Cake Like Lady Gaga (Lana's Version)

11. Bennie and Eddie, Those Henties R Dead Daddies (Lana's Version)

12. Bye LA Forever, Fuck Off Whenever (Lana's Version)

13. Thunder (Zach's Version)

14. Quarantined On Tinder (Lana's Version)

[COCC 29,554]

5 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

everybody, start searching for every shady european website and find the snippets!

 

 

On my way to that Serbian vinyl factory that keeps leaking everything 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,664]

I hope she makes a track that rivals fergalicious. like. 
imagine THAT  

[jazzlessbaby 1,594]

She doesn't have to say anything prior to July 2nd, which is when she'll just tweet "Album out now, little fvckers x" 

 

[Dark Angel 201,781]

Just now, COCC said:

 

On my way to that Serbian vinyl factory that keeps leaking everything 

 

imagine if the album leaked before we knew the tracklist or the real cover art  

that would be hilarious 

[lustforlife 19,008]

She was waiting for Lorde date... The revenge is coming 

 

 

APPLAUSE X ROAR of the alternative is coming 

[Dark Angel 201,781]

2 minutes ago, lustforlife said:

She was waiting for Lorde date... The revenge is coming 

 

 

APPLAUSE X ROAR of the alternative is coming 

 

question for the culture (so legit/peacock remix) ft. lady gaga & katy perry (elizabeth's version, stefani's version, and katheryn's version) 

[Furor Poeticus 16,329]

I want every song in a different genre. Fuck the cult of cohesiveness

[COCC 29,554]

7 minutes ago, lustforlife said:

She was waiting for Lorde date... The revenge is coming 

 

 

APPLAUSE X ROAR of the alternative is coming 

 

Lana, being the evil queen she is, made a deal with Jack: She graced the new Bleachers album with some background vocals, in return he told her everything about Lorde's upcoming album. Then she ran to Mike to make her revenge album and end Lorde. I think it makes perfectly sense, it's natural bad bitch behaviour that can also be observed in the wild  

[Make me your Dream Life 87,664]

10 DAYS BITCHES! 

[Thunder Revenant 20,941]

September 5th

[Dark Angel 201,781]

1 minute ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

I want every song in a different genre. Fuck the cult of cohesiveness

 

yes! just like ldrakalg, a uncohesive, yet very cohesive work of art, ldr8 (surf noir's version)

[jazzlessbaby 1,594]

Just now, Thunder Corpse said:

September 5th

We'll be getting another album hereafter, wbk. 

[Bonita 12,521]

5 hours ago, Frangipani said:

how?

 

both are Zach Dawes produced tracks I'm just speculating tho 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,664]

U GOT A THUNDAHBIRD MAH DADDY HAD 1 2  HERE'S THE DEAL  N NOW MY BANISTERS ARE HYPED 

[Bonita 12,521]

I think we'll get at least one more wordy song on the album - and idk for some reason WW is giving closer

[Dark Angel 201,781]

i hope the outro of the album is a spoken-word monologue by mike dean dragging every alternative & pop artist, every magazine, and every music publication, who's copied her style and ridiculed her, with a luscious variety of strings and fireworks blasting off, ending with mike & lana singing softly & beautifully, which will conclude the greatest album of revenge of our modern era 

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

Well If boz said this something none of us expect then I’m waiting for a heart stopping soul shaking surprise 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

the album title.. the tracklist.. the album cover.. the PRE-ORDER.. where is it lana??!!!!