Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[littleseashell 2,499]

16 minutes ago, BluebirdXO said:

 

I pretend I do not see it 

See what?

[barttttender 5,250]

6 hours ago, NewportBitch said:

This prerelease feels extra tortuous because nothing is happening. There is no tour for us to follow Lana around. Lana isn’t spotted anywhere. Magazine covers are lo-fi repeats. All because of the pandemic

 

she's just taking the piss w the album release. When will ppl learn?

 

she probably has 3 songs at this point: blue banisters, dealer; and the obligatory closing track cover

 

she announced the album just to get the hype going, but there is no album. I repeat, there is no album

 

my prediction: june 2022 for the album drop

[honeymo0n 8,623]

I am mentally preparing for meltdowns on June 1

[Make me your Dream Life 88,980]

it's like early morning here. sleep deprived doin blah but what am I thinking of rn? stairs. fucking stairs. they're blue. June? the first. when the universe gives u clues u just gotta antennae that shit. Thunder. thunder? thunder. 
36 days n a midnite 

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

"I cannot believe all of our birthdays are within 10 days apart, that's why June is always my favorite month" - June 27, 2020 post 

And we shall add another birthday on June 1st  RCS confirmed 

 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,413]

I don’t think RCS will (or even should) sound like that at all, but I’ve been watching Wild Wild Country on Netflix and... imagine if Lana went all ironic and made an album about being a cult leader, with 70s psychedelia, hippie instrumentals, rock guitars, folk elements 

Something sounding a bit like that: 

It would be the best fitting project ever: her embracing her crazy fan base while being super sarcastic about it, controversial lyrics à la UV, the best of what she did with Jack (Venice Bitch) 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,870]

48 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

I don’t think RCS will (or even should) sound like that at all, but I’ve been watching Wild Wild Country on Netflix and... imagine if Lana went all ironic and made an album about being a cult leader, with 70s psychedelia, hippie instrumentals, rock guitars, folk elements 

Something sounding a bit like that: 

It would be the best fitting project ever: her embracing her crazy fan base while being super sarcastic about it, controversial lyrics à la UV, the best of what she did with Jack (Venice Bitch) 

YOUR MIND

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

I love how you all have great ideas and in the end, will be just another pretentious snooze fest 

[ShadesOfFool 20,230]

1 hour ago, BluebirdXO said:

I love how you all have great ideas and in the end, will be just another pretentious snooze fest 

Shes always been pretentious but at least the old music backed up her shit-talking. 
 

now she talks about herself like she’s reinventing the wheel meanwhile she’s putting out elevator music 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,870]

15 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

Shes always been pretentious but at least the old music backed up her shit-talking. 
 

now she talks about herself like she’s reinventing the wheel meanwhile she’s putting out elevator music 

I like the elevator music. But I need back and forth. A bops album. An Elevator Music Mood Album. Repeat

[ShadesOfFool 20,230]

6 minutes ago, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

I like the elevator music. But I need back and forth. A bops album. An Elevator Music Mood Album. Repeat

Yes there needs to be some balance, idk if I can take three albums of ASMR and banjos back to back to back

[Venice Peach 54,378]

You know what we need in RCS? West Coast or Venice Bitch energy. I want her to blow me away with psychedelic sounds and tempo changes 

[Dark Angel 203,679]

4 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

You know what we need in RCS? West Coast or Venice Bitch energy. I want her to blow me away with psychedelic sounds and tempo changes 

 

both  with a little bit of "money power glory" energy  

[Make me your Dream Life 88,980]

I am chillin. what we need is an update and violets on simpler streaming oh fuck and that update yea 

[rhubysyrup 4,502]

Elevator music?!  Oh my god LB really makes me not want to be associated with Lana fans sometimes  anyways.

[evalionisameme 13,900]

Just now, Safiresyrup said:

Elevator music?!  Oh my god LB really makes me not want to be associated with Lana fans sometimes  anyways.

Nah more like YouTube royalty free background music, anyways 

[The Greatest 8,805]

Not be deluding myself into thinking Taylor is surprise releasing this Friday AND that RCS is coming in June. I’m about to be double clowned. 

[Flowerbomb 65,596]

Starting to doubt the June 1st date...

 

Make me believe, Lana

[Florida Dark 1,223]

lana post something, anything we'll be good we swear 

[Super Movie 51,873]

I was listening to Paradise today and I came to the conclusion that I really want that sort of lyrical energy. Paradise and UV are, in my opinion, her most bold albums in terms of lyrics, so to have a comeback of that would be great 

Also: I'm still manifesting Dealer for this album