Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[AFFA 2,115]

She’s gonna post something this week, probably thursday

 

Spoiler

Manifesting

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,201]

7 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

So we can make as many crazy theories as we want for the next two weeks 

 

So just hear me out for a second....you know how Eclipse randomly posts about a new song and the release date along with it? Well he often posts about KidzBop and I’m thinking he’s been doing that as a hint for Lana’s next project: LanzBop, an album for her new niece/nephew lmfaooooo   

[Venice Peach 54,376]

I think she will release BB (song) sometime in May and then another single in June with the preorder. Maybe she's filming another video soon.

[NikoGo 61,501]

4 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

So just hear me out for a second....you know how Eclipse randomly posts about a new song and the release date along with it? Well he often posts about KidzBop and I’m thinking he’s been doing that as a hint for Lana’s next project: LanzBop, an album for her new niece/nephew lmfaooooo   

Featuring her classic lullaby, Cherry Blossom!!

 

Just now, Venice Peach said:

I think she will release BB (song) sometime in May and then another single in June with the preorder. Maybe she's filming another video soon.

 

this is what I would assume also! I don’t see her teasing a video and then waiting a month or more to release it (at least I’m hoping)

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,201]

12 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

Featuring her classic lullaby, Cherry Blossom!!

 
 

 

OMG it all makes sense; CB is on RCS which means RCS = LanzBop omg we won 

[Lustformoney 41,499]

the next 2 months r gonna be hard for me so she better release the single in may Everything that jack didnt touch is gold so i need this song asap.

[Fingertips 72,051]

Rocky Candy Sweet is just a lyric. White Hot Forever teas.

 

@IanadeIrey and I are over.

[WaitForLife 5,250]

The album is called White Hot Forever now? 

[Super Movie 51,869]

White Hot Banisters Sweet coming July 4th, 2031 

[Frangipani 11,613]

"[RCS is] a lyric

 

Anyway I've been getting sent the weirdest theories asking if they are correct so I'm just gonna say that it's not even really about the sound of the album and don't be negative about this release. It's just something unexpected, but personally I'm kinda here for it! Trust the process and hope for the best, cheers."

- BOZ

Now I'm really curious... Maybe a musical like some people said, or a visual album?

[littleredpartydress 49,883]

Just now, ItsaWhale89 said:

"a lyric

 

Anyway I've been getting sent the weirdest theories asking if they are correct so I'm just gonna say that it's not even really about the sound of the album and don't be negative about this release. It's just something unexpected, but personally I'm kinda here for it! Trust the process and hope for the best, cheers."

- BOZ

Now I'm really curious...

What even  

 

im literally so confused by this. Is it going to be be her sell out pop era? 

[Poor Stacy 12,095]

I’m totally lost now, too. What could it be.

[Lustformoney 41,499]

ok so we still know nothing

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

it's a feature album isn't it 

[Lustformoney 41,499]

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

it's a feature album isn't it 

with Nikki lane on every song

[NikoGo 61,501]

@Terrence Loves Me keeps manifesting and feeling a Lana post, but instead manifests ice cold tea and more confusion 

 

fix your energies sis you’re so close 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,951]

Him saying that we shouldn’t  be negative about this release is even more suspicious  does he mean that we might not like it ? 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

Just now, Nikogo said:

@Terrence Loves Me keeps manifesting and feeling a Lana post, but instead manifests ice cold tea and more confusion 

 

fix your energies sis you’re so close 

the way this has happened twice now, sorry guys

[Lustformoney 41,499]

ok now im sure its the country album with Nokia on every song

[Super Movie 51,869]

Here's my take on it: Basically, this album is super different for her - that doesn't say much though, it could be anywhere from hardcore metal to bubblegum pop. I think the "don't be negative" about it thing is just because it's apparently super different, so we should be prepared for something new and not let ourselves be disappointed? I literally don't know anymore