Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Three White Butterflies 27,471]

[IanadeIrey 61,917]

Lana said the album is coming on July 4th. At the end of the day, an individual is the only one responsible for their own frustration about an album release. 

Maybe for some people, being on LB and in this thread is like watching paint dry - I think the entitlement and claim that Lana has inflicted "emotional abuse" upon people really says more about them than it does about her. So if you really feel that way, here's a friendly reminder:

 

 

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803]

There’s nothing wrong with being disappointed with her lack of communication to her fanbase - even though she owes us nothing - but to claim she’s emotionally abusing her fans is ridiculous... 

 

The disappointment isn’t even warranted though because we got 3 new songs the other week & an updated release date for the album on July 4th. If you’re upset nothing came yesterday, that’s on you. 

[COCC 29,553]

7 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

 

 

 

We need more ancient philosophy on LB. Where are the other Epicurus lovers  

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

"I think we should all just chill. yeah the communication's shit at times, but it's all good just more time to gif  "

- Diamantes WILD, 2021 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

1 hour ago, Angelic Tropico said:

I love how you're all saying how obvious it was that nothing was coming June 1st as if loads of you haven't been delulu, speculating and debating about it for weeks ? 

 

I knew it wasn't coming, but I'm a virgo. Every chance that I have to criticize, I'll 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

I guess u could call it. text. book. 

[lanasbottom 23,694]

29 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

I don't give a fuck anymore, I only want another Ride/Freak quality song 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,728]

12 minutes ago, COCC said:

We need more ancient philosophy on LB. Where are the other Epicurus lovers  

Cato The Elder Appreciation Post. Here’s to lana singing hos complete works in latin over a psychedelic beat

[Fingertips 72,034]

*Lana releases three brand new songs out of nowhere and almost ten albums in the first decade of her career*

 

LanaBoards:

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

I mean I get the upset, and maybe it doesn't really help to have fingers pointed at them further. I get it forsure, it can very well be real for them, as unusual as it might sound. not gonna say who's on who on who cus that's just gonna divide us but maybe a little stepping back on part of those who do might just b needed. Stream COCC  

ok can we thread party now  

[COCC 29,553]

11 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

ok can we thread party now 

We have two options: I enlighten you with Epicurus‘ wisdom or someone comes up with an interesting theory about Lana / BB real quick 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

1 minute ago, COCC said:

We have two options: I enlight you with Epicurus‘ wisdom or someone comes up with an interesting theory about Lana / BB real quick 

u can fuse em both n make a philo-Lana-theorizing sandwich if u wanted 

[Lightning Bolts 967]

Some of you need to spend your free time painting your banisters or taking selfies in your car for your own professionally made album cover.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

2 hours ago, Lightning Bolts said:

Some of you need to spend your free time painting your banisters or taking selfies in your car for your own professionally made album cover.

...  ?

[sweetie 6,627]

How did we make it 2 years between Honeymoon and Lust for Life  

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

2 minutes ago, sweetie said:

How did we make it 2 years between Honeymoon and Lust for Life  

... promo and gifs. glittergate. sals yosemite cult where is life is beautiful. good times 

[Venice Peach 54,289]

10 minutes ago, sweetie said:

How did we make it 2 years between Honeymoon and Lust for Life  

Lana is spoiling us lately. Now I won't be able to wait more than a year for new Lana music . So I hope we get at least an album a year from now on 

[bougainvillea 295]

June 4 is this coming Friday; July 2 at 12:00 AM EST (Friday) is still July 1 in California and the Midwest.  

 

We all know Lana just inadvertently mixed up the two release dates.... 

 

"I fucked up, I know that, but, Jesus
Can't a girl just do the best she can?"

 

 

[sweetie 6,627]

Just now, Venice Peach said:

Lana is spoiling us lately. Now I won't be able to wait more than a year for new Lana music . So I hope we get at least an album a year from now on 

 

For sure, I remember months would go by and the only news we'd get is a sighting of her getting coffee in LA. 

I do think this thread contributes to the chaos, bc the constant activity and chatter makes it feel like we're on the edge of something happening.

Not trying to be a buzzkill but I think it would do some people good to maybe step away for a bit & get some fresh air.