LDR9 Speculation & Discussion Thread

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Ok, I’m bored and feel like speculating on the rumored Blueberry Hill Club since it’s the only title not directly associated with other artists:

 

So, there’s a music club in St. Louis called Blueberry Hill. I’m not from St. Louis, but it seems to be known for how frequently Chuck Berry (often called the father of Rock & Roll) performed there. Blueberry Hill Club seems to be rooted in pop culture nostalgia (lots of Beatles, jukeboxes, and other memorabilia). 
 

Blueberry Hill (minus the “Club” ) was also a song popularized in the 1950s by Fats Domino. It seems to be a song of finding love and then losing it: 

“Though we're apart, you're part of me still/
For you were my thrill on Blueberry Hill.”

 

Now I’ll reach even more & speculate that LDR9 is her nostalgia-drenched 1950s rock masterpiece

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Reliable insiders, this is rough on us. Could you spare even a crumb of lyric or insight? Even a single word  (preferably that isn’t “blue” lol)?

[palemoonbaby 15,260]

I'm allowed to share one of LDR9 song titles. 

 

Spoiler

Love Is A War Crime

 

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1 hour ago, shadesofyosemite said:

What if the real French husband was the lustforlife we banned along the way?

 

semi-on-topic: if she goes the country route I’d like to formally request that she release IMBSFFSH

 

The way lustforlife has been being their own French Husband this whole time & create their own make-believe land & made us into believe it 

 

 

 

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what do we think?

NFR 2.0?

 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,693]

I think she will continue her music journey like the last 2 albums didn't exist. NFR is her latest "quality album" me thinks. So LDR9 will be perfect and flawless I hope.

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30 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

what do we think?

NFR 2.0?

 

 oh rob how you love to be mysterious

[palemoonbaby 15,260]

33 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

what do we think?

NFR 2.0?

 

It gives me strong NFR x BTD vibes

[Crimson and Clover 22,547]

not us making ldr 9 predictions with random nature shots by Lana’s father 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

1 hour ago, palemoonbaby said:

I'm allowed to share one of LDR9 song titles. 

 

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Love Is A War Crime

 

Is this real 

 

11 minutes ago, palemoonbaby said:

It gives me strong NFR x BTD vibes

Pacific Blue confirmed alive and breathing

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1 hour ago, palemoonbaby said:

I'm allowed to share one of LDR9 song titles. 

 

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Love Is A War Crime

 

can’t wait for her lead single the Geneva convention - and everyone in it 

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if there isn't a song titled Blueberry Hill Club on this album, I will commit an insurrection against Interscope headquarters 

[mrborntolose 9,989]

i need a honeymoon 2.0 right about now. i will shake 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,876]

i think that picture rob took is just a random pic you know like the one you take when you're out and you think aw thats cute i need to post this 

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1 hour ago, Whore of Tropico said:

what do we think?

NFR 2.0?

 

he's fishing and we're biting

[Vertimus 9,668]

We need a song like ‘Cola’ on the next album. 

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Random idea for a LDR9 trailer if insiders are right about this being a transition record + some fan speculation is right about it being called Death Never Came:

 

Imagine the trailer is almost reminiscent of Ride’s music video: a monologue about the progression of her life playing in the background, tons of nostalgic supercuts from past eras, etc. 

 

The background instrumental would be a haunting and cinematic medley of BTD-LFL-DNC. You can even hear a few muffled, breathy words from the tracks peppered in occasionally. She ends the monologue with some impactful line, like, “After praying for its embrace for 36 years, I woke up to finally realize…that death never came.”

 

And then there’s this abrupt shift to only the DNC aesthetics with the title track playing fully in the background. The dark, deeply personal emotions that were felt earlier are now met with more lighthearted ones: Lana swimming on a North Cali beach, dancing with friends on the shore, etc. The era has begun. 

 

a gay can dream

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3 minutes ago, Vertimus said:

We need a song like ‘Cola’ on the next album. 

not if jack is the producer

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I don't think the album will be so much of a departure from her 2021 releases as y'all are hoping, but there will certainly be a lot more color