Lana Del Rey For President 2024

[American Whore 51,091]

 

 

I now propose that all Americans who can vote for president in 2024, please write in Lana Del Rey. 

Shes over 35, so she's eligible 

 

She's liberal (but not actually running)

 

She's elusive so nobody would know where she is

She can write cryptically (and knows when to delete twitter)

She is WiLd AnD fReE 

and she preeeeettttyyyy 

She has so many wigs nobody would know if it's her or not 

She is rich (but not how you think) and could fund her own campaign (even a free one on www.Lanaboards.com)

She cares about people and not corporations (fuck you, music industry!) 

She's not afraid to fight you (she will win, rise again, soar in the wind)  

 

 

 

She'd be perfect for our next president. Maybe we should start a cult and get everyone to vote her in (bc let's face it, our elections are a joke anyway) so if everyone wrote her in, maybe we'd have a chance of having a female president who isn't a narcissistic maniac OR senile! 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

Yes

[Venice Peach 54,289]

I'm not from the US but she has my vote 

 

#Lana2024

[Dark Angel 201,027]

i heard that once lana del rey becomes president she’ll have her own roller-coaster! how cool is that?

[American Whore 51,091]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

i heard that once lana del rey becomes president she’ll have her own roller-coaster! how cool is that?

 

ooo! I hope it has sparklers, jump ropes, lollipops and hula hoops! 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,609]

I volunteer as Head of Presidential Rallies LES GO LES GO 

 

TELL ME IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEEEEEEMMM

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

MAKE AMERICA REY AGAIN

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

If we could get the tik tokers on board, The LanaCult from Twitter & The general public with taste - This could happen, Lana Del Rey AKA President Grant…

She is your National Anthem…

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,609]

Just now, prettywhenimhigh said:

MAKE AMERICA REY AGAIN

OMFG IM SCALPED YOU’RE TOTALLY HEAD OF MARKETING 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

Even if it doesn’t work, The huge publicity of her almost winning due to the insane amount of write ins, LDR9 will destroy Thriller’s sales records!!!

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

Just now, The Stargirl Pinky said:

OMFG IM SCALPED YOU’RE TOTALLY HEAD OF MARKETING 

 

LMFAO LET'S DO THIS

 

lemme start making some calls 

[The Siren 30,517]

no lie, if enough people agreed to vote her and actually went through with voting her, i would do the same in a heartbeat!

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,024]

I have bad news for you all

 

 

[Crazy Husband Thief 3,900]

She can’t even serve up three solid music videos per era anymore. I don’t think she could finish a single term as POTUS. She would do it for one day and then lock herself up in the white house and only go on IG live occasionally. She won’t appear or hold speeches in public. She‘ll just release obscure video speeches on SM filmed on the 8mm app.

[bluechemtrails 26,510]

If you asked her for a political program after she won the election, she would probably just show you a jacket with the letters DNC and then withdraw from the public eye for months.

[COCC 29,553]

I thank that Fergie should be Vice President. Her voice has the power to unite and heal the USA:

 

 

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse.   She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances.   ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’.  One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President.  

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

1 hour ago, ChaoticLipster said:

If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse.   She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances.   ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’.  One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President.  

Del Rey-Lane 2024!

[Wait For Life 16,740]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of California, and to the culture for which it stands, one nation, under Lana, indivisible, with cigarettes and lollipops for all

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,728]

I will be voting for Marianne Williamson or Bernie Sanders or Nina Turner. That said if Lana is picked as VP then obviously I would be proud to cast my vote for her