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Candy Necklace you'll get your flowers


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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1 minute ago, Blue Ribbon said:

ok candy necklace gatekeeping was funny at the start but im getting worried now :raven: 

Fr like it's either going to be the best song of this decade or it's one of her worst tho i doubt that tbh

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18 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

My “Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd” Album Ranking and Short Track Reviews (leaving out the interludes and campy necklace):

 

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1. Fishtail: The sultry bop we’ve been waiting for since cherry. Autotune. What the average person would expect if they heard Lana was doing a track for Euphoria, not Water(ed down drums)color Eyes. The way the first chorus comes in is going to have wigs flying everywhere. The production in the second verse is a standout and I hope Lana explores that sound more in the future.

 

2. A&W: Jimmy jimmy cocoa puff.

 

3. Taco Truck: Sexy guitar. Feels like you’re in a burlesque bar until Lanita comes out. Psychedelic sounding instrumental break into a trap version of VB. Anybody who doesn’t like this song should clean their ears out. The melody of the verses on Taco Truck is one of Lana's best 

 

4. Fingertips: Sonically boring, lyrically the strongest and most devastating among her discography.

 

5. Paris, Texas: Timeless and classic melody. Beautiful high vocals. Simplicity is key. Beautiful guitar is layered on top of the sample's piano and it really makes the song pop.

 

6. Let The Light In: Beautiful warm production. Inviting guitars. FJM’s vocals complement Lana’s perfectly. It’s, for me, the first track of the “second part” of the album. In the second part of the record, there is a shift sonically, and it just feels more relaxed. From this song and on, it feels like Lana’s “processed” all the heavy themes in the first tracks and is ready to have some fun.

 

7. Kintsugi: Gorgeous gorgeous melody. Beautiful (but confusing) lyrics. Fingertips sister song with a more concrete melody. For the girls who care about melody too much to fuck with Fingertips. Mentions a man by name.

 

8. Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

 

9. Peppers: A breath of fresh air for Lana. I’m so happy to see her making songs like this even if they aren’t Grammy winners. Lana has an ear for samples/melodies and I can totally see her utilizing them to make less (emotionally not sonically) heavy, fun tracks like this one in the future. Interesting production, might take a few listens to get it. Starts to feel like an LSD trip gone wrong.

 

10. Grandfather: Lovely message and pretty melody, but it just doesn’t have that replay value for me. Wish the drums were more developed.

 

11. The Grants: Sorry but the intro really kills my buzz. Pretty melodies and vocal delivery but nothing special compared to the rest of the record.

 

12. Sweet: Pretty chorus, but the Disney-esque strings get old.

 

13. Margaret: I’m sure lots of you will LOVE this song, I just really can’t with Jack’s verse. It sounds like he’s having a stroke. The intro/outro to the song is VERY VERY nfr sounding - the production is done very well.

 

Fun Fact: The exact same phrase is used several times in the chorus of two separate songs.
 

 

 

 

OMG LEGEND :oprah4: still sick of the Candy Necklace erasure tho :sideeye:


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2 minutes ago, Blue Ribbon said:

ok candy necklace gatekeeping was funny at the start but im getting worried now :raven: 


it’s not “gatekeeping” when it just hasn’t been stolen yet lol 


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⚕️ The effects were temporary ⚕️

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3 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

im sorry if my comment sounded too power-trippy (which is something i never want to come across as), but i think you may have misunderstood my comment. what i meant was if things escalated such as a fight begins or whatnot, then WPs will be issued. I would never issue a wp if someone wants to ask a question. floridakilos stated that they were not going to leak the album, so i was just simply restating what they said. im super sorry if i came across like that, wasn’t my intention to do so. 
 

EDIT: and of course if you have any problems with the way i am moderating, feel free to dm me @The Stargirl Pinky

 

we love a humble mod (not that any other mod isn't humble, ofc)


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4 minutes ago, Blue Ribbon said:

ok candy necklace gatekeeping was funny at the start but im getting worried now :raven: 

When they forgot to upload it to the album and it’s just 4minutes of silence :raven:


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12 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

I really hope there’s something big happening with Candy Necklace. The secrecy is so interesting.

 

when there's actually nothing interesting about it and they're all just fucking with us :sideeye::sideeye::sideeye:


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I'm so scared of candy necklace now... like what the hell is gonna happen once i press play :kum:  is the world going to explode. :pout:why does it feel cursed now :lange:

 

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1 minute ago, baddisease said:

 

we love a humble mod (not that any other mod isn't humble, ofc)


cannot afford another WP can ya :hillary:


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⚕️ The effects were temporary ⚕️

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3 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

im sorry if my comment sounded too power-trippy (which is something i never want to come across as), but i think you may have misunderstood my comment. what i meant was if things escalated such as a fight begins or whatnot, then WPs will be issued. I would never issue a wp if someone wants to ask a question. floridakilos stated that they were not going to leak the album, so i was just simply restating what they said. im super sorry if i came across like that, wasn’t my intention to do so. 

 

Awe I just want to say that this was such a sweet response and I love how friendly this exchange turned out! This is exactly how it should be between mods and all the users here :ohno: In the end we're all here because of and for Lana's music and to openly express our thoughts about it! 

 

9 minutes ago, f1shtail said:

I'm honestly scared to listen to candy necklace :heidi:

 

I like to think it's just so good that it's leaving everyone speechless :oic2: 

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insiders not wanting to admit they don’t have candy necklace :awkney2:


we’re gonna party like it’s 1949

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Just now, cherrytropico said:

insiders not wanting to admit they don’t have candy necklace :awkney2:

That part


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Candy Necklace on my pussy
Don't you wanna open me up?
:trisha:

 


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I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care

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