Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

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1 minute ago, LanaBalkana said:

So sometimes afternoon for us euros, am I doing the math right?

Wouldn't it be around 9:30 or 10:30 AM in most countries in Europe

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5 hours ago, burthday kake said:

i just woke up so sorry if someone already shared this but Lana commented this under that @/empireoflounge ‘s IG post about them doing an article on the album

 

sjsjsjjdjd i can’t read this for the life of me.. does she mean oh my what will be said as in, just you (the fans) wait for all this info OR she really doesn’t even know about them at all & is genuinely curious wtf they’re going to say with so little to go off - probably this tbh … so yeah expect nothing. 

 

also unliking so no one finds my burner

I really think it’s an article about the record and not an interview and she is just as in the dark about it as we are  and given the words “beyond criticism” in regards to Lana on the cover, she’s probably like 

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Don't articles have to be read and reviewed by an artist's team/managers especially if they're on the cover of a magazine 

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I hope she really spills 

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I hope she talks about Paris, Texas  I am so curious about this one

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6 hours ago, burthday kake said:

i just woke up so sorry if someone already shared this but Lana commented this under that @/empireoflounge ‘s IG post about them doing an article on the album

 

sjsjsjjdjd i can’t read this for the life of me.. does she mean oh my what will be said as in, just you (the fans) wait for all this info OR she really doesn’t even know about them at all & is genuinely curious wtf they’re going to say with so little to go off - probably this tbh … so yeah expect nothing. 

 

also unliking so no one finds my burner

this is so 😭 it’s either very ominous or very exciting i can’t tell 💀 i feel like it’s ominous though because the magazine was replying random things like single emojis to fans but they didn’t reply to lana at all

 

if she doesn’t have any idea about it, it’s actually so cute how she checks up on us though, because why would she even care or comment on a random article when people write about her all the time  she saw us losing our minds

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1 minute ago, fine china said:

I hope she talks about Paris, Texas  I am so curious about this one

I don't think it's an interview lol

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2 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

I don't think it's an interview lol

Let me dream 

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Yea, zero mention of it being an interview, right?

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At least the question of "what is going to be in this article" will be over in less than 24 hours 

 

 

Personally, I can read her comment both ways.

"what will be said?"  and

 

"what will be said..?" 

 

I'm so conflicted because I can't imagine her spilling anything big/major to a random account, but at the same time this seems like their official 'magazine debut' and lana did announce on Hola TV. 

 

either way, I'm keeping expectations ground level and if we get anything I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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1 minute ago, fine china said:

Let me dream 

Paris, Texas out 2.3.23 

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17 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Wouldn't it be around 9:30 or 10:30 AM in most countries in Europe

Thank you king, 9:30 in London indeed. God I’m bad with this, but to paraphrase Lana “I’m not meant to be a pilot, I’m a poet” 

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58 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

Amazingly beautiful new article coming soon 🚀✨️

….did someone say this?

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Hopefully they’ve heard the album and will spill. 

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what website should i obsessively refresh at 4.30 am EST to get the article as fast as possible

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20 minutes ago, whitelungswhitepalms said:

….did someone say this?

girl… 

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within the next few hours the second single’s duration is going to show up in iTunes letting us know that it’s been submitted to DSPs and it’s coming next week 

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11 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

girl… 

 

Spoiler

 

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This article gives me Mojo vibes from the Chemtrails era… where they talked a lot about the new album.

 

but hey, I’m sure LB tomorrow will be disappointed by that new article because we had that info from insiders 

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It'll be whether an inverview or an album review, but since the album is still two months away is more likely to be an interview.