If Lana was on LB, what would be her username?

[The Grants 13,469]

@/lanadelrey is not valid thx

[Venice Peach 54,289]

@/thatswhytheycallmeLanita

[Fingertips 72,034]

Rob 

[the ocean 67,597]

think there's already a thread for this nnn i don't feel like searching for it though

[sympathyisaknife 15,960]

@ulittlefuckers

[heavensentslut 4,187]

WoolridgeGirl or Miss America Del Rey 

[Dark Angel 201,016]

it would probably be something that nobody could possibly guess

[Tana Mongeau 4,985]

@mypussytasteslikerockcandysweet

[Super Movie 51,550]

Super Movie 

 

Kidding (obviously lol). Really, I think it'd be something completely unsuspecting, like how uhauljoe and mostawesome1 were

[Mer 61,208]

@theratupmysleeve

[cranekiss 9,728]

@MsRebeccaBlack

[Tana Mongeau 4,985]

@queef4theculture

[fishtails 13,745]

@notoriouswhitegirl

@uhauljoe 

 

something like that thats totally random lol

[jadee 1,287]

idk lg46833727 LMAO

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,369]

lots of lana's (not public) accounts on things have "ldr" in them as well as weird symbols so probably something like "@~Ldr~7251"

 

or @notoriouswhitegirl ofc 

[plastiscguy 63,430]

@NikkiLane 

[Blossom 8,961]

17 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

lots of lana's (not public) accounts on things have "ldr" in them as well as weird symbols so probably something like "@~Ldr~7251"

 

or @notoriouswhitegirl ofc 

do u happen to know her Spotify lol

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,780]

personally I think Jojo would be a convincing one

 

edit: this is a joke just to clarify lol

[the ocean 67,597]

jojo is NOT lana let's get that straight elle even confirmed it

[ruined 1,686]

Right now:

@LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore

Depends on each era

Right now she's giving girl boss energy

Explicit sexual lyrics

Posting that Tulsa billboard selfie

Manifesting being a slut in early January and wearing a slut necklace with Rob in that selfie pic. She's just a badass rn. A boss. A powerful woman. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about people's bullshits

so it would definitely be something like @LanitaTheSlut or @YourFaveAmericanWhore 

Or maybe something like @YourFaveSailorGirl or @SailorsDaughter according to the new album