Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Surf Noir 191,001]

i heard the album cover will be lizard furry scat

[jamesss 3,803]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

scatting? this must be a @RafaelSolimaXx & @cancermoon exclusive!

 

 

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened?? 

[EARTHA 557]

12 minutes ago, jamesss said:

i have a theory that lana del rey’s a lizard person. 

this is actually true. Rob and Patty are both lizard people, but Lizzy did such a horrible job fitting into lizard culture when she was younger, she was so enamored with human culture. That's why Patty would scream at her and Rob wouldn't step in because he knew his daughter could never really be a human. Her face changes so much because it's literally a disguise. All the photos from her younger are deep fakes.  Lindsay Lohan is also a lizard person.

That being said, Lana has had multiple full body surgeries to take on human form and takes a regimen of specially devised medications to align her endocrine system and other bodily functions with that of humans.  Wildflower Wildfire was about this.

What all this means is that there will be new music October 14th

[prettywhenimhigh 48,797]

Just now, jamesss said:

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened?? 

 

because they're trolls and blasted scat images all over the website 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,217]

2 minutes ago, jamesss said:

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened?? 

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

 

EDIT:

Although…

We supposedly always get new music after scat attacks…

[jamesss 3,803]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

glad to know i’m on @Elle’s good side and that she loves everyone excluding people with shit kinks (ily elle you’re the best)

Just now, jamesss said:

glad to know i’m on @Elle’s good side and that she loves everyone excluding people with shit kinks (ily elle you’re the best)

NOT sucking up i promise.

[plastiscguy 58,709]

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

[jamesss 3,803]

1 minute ago, plastiscguy said:

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

me and ???

Just now, jamesss said:

me and ???

im shaking

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,245]

1 minute ago, plastiscguy said:

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

 

That is equally grotesque  

[American Whore 47,900]

4 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

You get banned for things like posting links/telling people where the album is,

Posting pictures of shit,

Being a cunt,

Things like that…

 

EDIT:

Although…

We supposedly always get new music after scat attacks…

 

oh god it's gonna happen again... i just know it. when is the next full moon? 

[jamesss 3,803]

do bee do bah do bab do do do bah do de dee 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,217]

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,245]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

oh god it's gonna happen again... i just know it. when is the next full moon? 

Did someone say.....Full Moon? 

 

 

[plastiscguy 58,709]

Just now, SoftwareUpgrade said:

That is equally grotesque  

Grotesque... Or coquette?  maybe it's a sine from above 

[UltraHoeneymoon Angel 1,287]

21 minutes ago, jamesss said:

i have a theory that lana del rey’s a lizard person. 

 

Look at the accessory 

[Surf Noir 191,001]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

 

del norte chocolate

 

 

[American Whore 47,900]

Just now, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Did someone say.....Full Moon? 

 

 

 

bop! lana cover this challenge 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 17,708]

I’ve got double chocolate baked oats if that works for the metaphor/manifestation

[TrashMagiq 55,524]

3 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

Does it still count as manifesting if we post chocolate instead of scat?

 

this is like sniffing glue instead of snorting meth

[Liz Taylor Blues 17,708]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

bop! lana cover this challenge 

 

I would die if she just covered the new moon soundtrack start to finish