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1 minute ago, RormanNockwell said:

Because she barely gets through her tours as it is - vocally and psychologically - so why would anyone think a residency is a good idea?

 

I feel like a residency would be a lot less psychologically tolling than touring 

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When I say a residency, that does not mean a long residency. 

 

She could do a one month residency at House of Blues at Mandalay Bay. Three shows a week over four weeks. Not all residencies we have here are years long. 

 

If she wanted to do something longer, she could do it as Caesars Palace. Look at all the residencies we have here. We have so many different people from different genres and people you wouldn't expect.

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umm not to be a snob but I don't think Lana is a strong enough performer to do a Vegas residency :creep: :runs: 

also

  • She seems to hate performing, and committing to anything - a run of like 100 shows with the same delivery and material seems like something she would not be down for.
  • Unlike Celine Dion, L. Gaga or Britney Spears she has never really presented anything theatrical or substantially interesting on her tours - on top of that if the production were to be a cabaret style she would need to carry the performance by being charismatic and interesting. To me that seems like she is not really interested in that style of performance.
  • She would have to live in Vegas, which is like the opposite type of Tulsa county life. In all seriousness, the Vegas transition is said to come with an enormous psychological toll.
  • She has terrible vocal technique, and she would never be able to continue her vaping fun lifestyle. She would not be able to sustain a run for that long unless she did some major vocal training.
  • She would need to perform for at least 90 minutes of material, and can't be late or cancel performances at the drop of a hat like so is OFT to do. 

Don't get me wrong, I'd love a Franco Dragone directed phantasmagoria with Lana, but I just don't think she could pull it off. :eek3:

8 minutes ago, urgirl said:

I feel like a residency would be a lot less psychologically tolling than touring 

But she is able to cancel touring at the last minute with no repercussions if she needs a break psychologically (see: NFR tour 2020 in Europe), plus can have large breaks between stops. Residences are a set 6 - 8 shows a week. I feel like a younger, brighter Lizzy Grant type could pull this off, but she has shown herself to be extremely lazy. She can't even commit to an album date. :shh2:


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3 minutes ago, urgirl said:

I feel like a residency would be a lot less psychologically tolling than touring 

 

It would. This is why so many artists come here and do residencies. We have a great variety of venues. Instead of going on long tours, some artists chose to come here and do residencies. People like to come here. When things get back to normal and we can reopen our performance venues, Lana would be perfect. 

 

Lana would never agree to do something at Park MGM. The Planet Hollywood Resort could be a maybe. Caesars Palace I could absolutely see her saying yes to. House of Blues (at Mandalay Bay) would be really sweet. 

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20 minutes ago, urgirl said:

I feel like a residency would be a lot less psychologically tolling than touring 

I disagree; as @takeitdoen said, she can't just cancel shows or leave early if she feels like it. Not to mention she seems like the type who gets bored easily, so doing the same show week in, week out, in the same venue for months or years does not seem like Lana.

Maybe when she's much older, but not now.

It just seems like the exact opposite of something she'd wanna do.


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4 minutes ago, takeitdoen said:

Just imagine!

 

MY THOUGHTS ARE ABOUT NOTHING, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND FOR FREE! 

Lana del Rey LIVE at the Aria Resort & Casino

 

Tickets from $89.95


They actually don’t have a performance venue there. The closest one is at Park MGM. 
 

Though that ticket price would be feasible though! 

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in response to ranking lana’s album closers i would have to say:

 

1. get free (easily one of my top five favorite songs by her especially after seeing her use it as a closing song live)

2. this is what makes us girls 

3. the other woman

4. hope is a dangerous thing

5. bel air

6. don’t let me be misunderstood

 

pls don’t roast me for my decisions this was incredibly difficult to rank because i love all of these songs 

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1. Bel Air (ethereal, stunning, beautiful, ect)

2. Get Free

3. The Other Woman

4. HIADT

5. This is What Makes Us Girls

6. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood (it's really growing on me though)


You call me lavender, you call me sunshine.

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14 minutes ago, UltraviolenceBaby said:

hell yeah

It was so clear that she was showing off the ring & I remember many ppl said Scorpio rising will be officially engaged/ married in 2020/2021 which is crazy

Omg what about Capricorn rising? How do I find this out


 Lana Del Rey, Maggie Lindemann, Banks, Melanie Martinez, & Taylor Momsen are my guardian angels 

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1. This Is What Makes Us Girls

2. Hope

(Burning Desire)

3. Bel Air

4. Don’t Let Me Be

(Florida Kilos)

(Lucky Ones)

(Is This Happiness)

5. Get Free

(Flipside)

6. The Other Woman 

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1. Yayo

2. This is What Makes Us Girls

3. Hope is a Dangerous Thing

4. The Other Woman

5. Bel Air

6. DLMBMU

7. Get Free (sorry not sorry)

 

Bare Feet on Linoleum would be between 2 and 3


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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