Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

22 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

We've known about this for years and it's the best thing ever lmao

this is a really interesting post too. you can see on the bottom left side what she wrote hoe

 

"About May Jailer:

Hi guys, I'm going to be working on a NAVAJO RESERVATION from MAY 21 to June 10 in Bluff, Idaho. I won't have access to a computer or phone the whole time so I won't be able to get in touch with anyone. Until then STAY POSTED for new show dates"

 

as far as i know it's real, unless anyone can tell me if it's fake. i'm like 99% sure it's real

there's also this one too

it says

"Lana Del Ray stands striking and platinum at her residence in New Jersey trailer park where she writes and resides. Singer extraordinaire Del Ray has been called the 'unofficial sweetheart of rock and roll' by the finest of hipster musicologists. Her latest triumph is her self titled debut album.. The sound of the record defies genre, as Del Ray sings the narcotic blues in the David Kahne-designed world of electric flourishes and orchestral bands. Both Del Ray and Kahne have cited Coney Island and America as the touchstones of the new record.

 

Del Ray is now a regular performer and influence on the New York City scene, having opened for likes of Moby, Mirah, and The Blow. She distinguishes caffeine, G-d, and David Lee Roth as the primary influences on her sound, and has named Nirvana, The Beach Boys, and Elvis as the foremost of her great loves.

 

On the dark stage and on the debut album, her voice rings eerily glamorous.

 

Check out the new album from Lana Del Ray, available on iTunes now!"

please I love old lana

7 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

OKAY I NEED HELP SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS.

 

I was digging around on Lana's old Myspace page okay? Okay well then I found one her top 12 friends was a profile called Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. If you go back to the July 9, 2011 entry, there are three songs on the page. Elvis, Axel Rose Husband, and then something called Blue Ribbon.

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE RIBBON?????? I can't play it only because I don't have flash anymore, since it's no longer supported. Anyone know what to do to be able to play the song to see what it is? I have never heard of this before and it's not in my iTunes

 

https://web.archive.org/web/20110709072027/http://www.myspace.com/sparklejumpropequeen

I think I have a computer that somehow still has flash i'll check it on there!

[American Whore 51,731]

Just now, Jaeden xx said:

please I love old lana

I think I have a computer that somehow still has flash i'll check it on there!

 

please do!! omg 

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

5 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

please do!! omg 

ok so I needed a different version of flash but I searched up blue ribbon lana del rey and it is an early title of gramma now that mystery is solved once I was scrolling through her old myspace and I looked in a comment area and someone said that they loved her song ruby Tuesday I've searched it up before and https://lana-del-rey.fandom.com/wiki/Ruby_Tuesday this came up someone needs to leak this song

[American Whore 51,731]

1 minute ago, Jaeden xx said:

ok so I needed a different version of flash but I searched up blue ribbon lana del rey and it is an early title of gramma now that mystery is solved once I was scrolling through her old myspace and I looked in a comment area and someone said that they loved her song ruby Tuesday I've searched it up before and https://lana-del-rey.fandom.com/wiki/Ruby_Tuesday this came up someone needs to leak this song

 

that one actually leaked a while ago, it turned out to be a version of Hundred Dollar Bill. I can try to upload it for you if you don't have it!

 

also thanks for your help with that, i wasn't sure if that was something complete uncovered yet or if i'd forgotten about it. i prolly forgot, bc it's been so long lol

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

2 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

that one actually leaked a while ago, it turned out to be a version of Hundred Dollar Bill. I can try to upload it for you if you don't have it!

 

also thanks for your help with that, i wasn't sure if that was something complete uncovered yet or if i'd forgotten about it. i prolly forgot, bc it's been so long lol

no problem and its fine no need to upload it!

[American Whore 51,731]

1 minute ago, Jaeden xx said:

no problem and its fine no need to upload it!

no biggie, i have it here https://dbree.org/v/966104

[Dark Angel 203,791]

26 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

OKAY I NEED HELP SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS.

 

I was digging around on Lana's old Myspace page okay? Okay well then I found one her top 12 friends was a profile called Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. If you go back to the July 9, 2011 entry, there are three songs on the page. Elvis, Axel Rose Husband, and then something called Blue Ribbon.

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE RIBBON?????? I can't play it only because I don't have flash anymore, since it's no longer supported. Anyone know what to do to be able to play the song to see what it is? I have never heard of this before and it's not in my iTunes

 

https://web.archive.org/web/20110709072027/http://www.myspace.com/sparklejumpropequeen

 

"blue ribbon" is gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven)  

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

5 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

no biggie, i have it here https://dbree.org/v/966104

thank you!

[American Whore 51,731]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

 

"blue ribbon" is gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven)  

 

i'm so glad this has been figured out, i was freaking out and I couldn't use flash ugh. do you know if it was a different version of the song or the same?

[Dark Angel 203,791]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

i'm so glad this has been figured out, i was freaking out and I couldn't use flash ugh. do you know if it was a different version of the song or the same?

 

pretty certain it's the same version, i've looked through basically every known myspace page she's had (there's quite a few) and i've never found anything that interesting, or anything we didn't know/have before, however it's still very interesting seeing all of her old kitschy myspace accounts  

[COCC 29,554]

The power Lana‘s unreleased songs have… exposing a religious fruitcake 

 

https://www.eonline.com/de/videos/326656/candace-cameron-bure-apologizes-for-weird-tiktok-video

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

9 minutes ago, COCC said:

The power Lana‘s unreleased songs have… exposing a religious fruitcake 

 

https://www.eonline.com/de/videos/326656/candace-cameron-bure-apologizes-for-weird-tiktok-video

I just watched the video please we love jealous girl being iconic

[LanaTheRay 1,453]

too old for this shit but like let’s help Lana win ☠️

[YourGirl666 13,256]

 

I NEED THIS SONG

[COCC 29,554]

8 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

 

I NEED THIS SONG

WHAT IS THIS

[YourGirl666 13,256]

8 minutes ago, COCC said:

WHAT IS THIS

Probably a Honeymoun outtake, this snippet was played during the Endless Summer World Tour.

[13beachess 7,627]

On 7/31/2021 at 4:32 AM, Jaeden xx said:

 

Lizzy Grant was born on the day of Worldly Rapture. She is inspired by Caffeine, G-d, and David Lee Roth. She spent two years as a trapese artist in a southern California circus. She's been married four times in 5 countries. Having shared the stage with such acts as Mirah, The Blow, and John Mayer, it's no surprise that she's one of the most sought after and intriguing acts to have errupted on the New York music scene. A regular friend and influence on the downtown crowd, Lizzy Grant has been named the unofficial sweetheart by hipster musicologists everywhere. A winner of the Williamsburg Live Songwriting Contest, and notorious femme fatale, she's sweeter than yo mama's apple pie 
https://web.archive.org/web/20080918083456/http://lizzygrant.com/ (link)

 

Lmaooo she was so fucking funny. Legendary shit only <3 

[Get Drunk 17,998]

On 7/31/2021 at 6:50 AM, COCC said:

The power Lana‘s unreleased songs have… exposing a religious fruitcake 

 

https://www.eonline.com/de/videos/326656/candace-cameron-bure-apologizes-for-weird-tiktok-video

Omg that poor girly I feel bad for her the video was fine??

Also I kinda hate and find SNL completely unfunny but this clip has always been so good imo.. they defended Lana so well while still being funny 

 

[rightofjupiter 16,744]

remember when lana said that "get free" started out w diff, really dark lyrics about stuff she decided was too personal to share...sometimes i think about it and wish i could hear it– esp having heard the LFL and BPBP demos which also feel so sad and intense. somewhere in the ether of the universe is the depressive masterpiece version of LFL and i'll bet it is perfection. 

[Get Drunk 17,998]

Apparently she got a hoodie personalised with the word “Crenshaw” which is a neighbourhood in LA (undergoing gentrification according to Wikipedia so I’m sure some wokesters on twitter will make a tweet bout that). Don’t think it’s relevant to blue banisters so I’ll post it here instead https://twitter.com/nfrstans/status/1422006899868897281?s=21

 

edit: SpaceX HQ is along Crenshaw Boulevard omg grimes collab?

 

edit2: OMG there’s a popular republican called dan crenshaw who’s running for office rn.. Lana you betta not

 

edit3: sorry just getting into Crenshaw tea but there’s apparently a mall opening up that’s going to put a lot of local black business owners out of business so maybe this is Lana just going out of her way to support them which is a serve omg?