Lana's Most Ridiculous Lyric(s)...

[Coloringbooks 12,848]

4 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

“You don't think I'm that strange
You're so weird that's cause you're so queer
But who's not these days?
You wear purple socks”

I wonder if she's ever going to be cancelled for these lyrics

[Surf Noir 189,447]

say i make you feel like christmas-time

say i make you feel like christmas-time

tell me that i feel like christmas-time

 

 she pretty much repeats the same line three times, it still slaps though

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,231]

"Cali is hot"

 

DUH

[Embach 21,741]

24 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

YES THIS!!!

2 minutes ago, Coloringbooks said:

I wonder if she's ever going to be cancelled for these lyrics

Only when the TikTok preschoolers find out that Sirens exists

 

[Embach 21,741]

You also take pictures and you gave me one

Of a nun who was playing the drums

She was crazy, her name was Katie

I think you're so fun

On 11/23/2012 at 8:10 PM, Drift said:

 

"I want you to have this, May Jailer. I was going through my pictures and this one just screams you."

 

[SalvaWHORE 32,848]

"Let's do drugs - make love with our teachers"

[cherrytropico 10,119]

• You named your babe Lilac Heaven, after your iPhone 11. “Crypto forever” screams your stupid boyfriend, fuck you Kevin
• I'm a dragon, you’re a whore
• Do you know what I had to do to get here man? No you don't, 'cause you're not a gangsta (don't fuck with me)
• It ain't rock, but you done rolled
• I like the way that you move the stick and every way when you make it sick
• Sometimes I rap too, I'm a white girl, but / The world is my oyster, I'm a little pearl, yep
• Baby you're so ghetto, you're looking to score

 

 

[Strangelove 1,546]

37 minutes ago, cherrytropico said:

• You named your babe Lilac Heaven, after your iPhone 11. “Crypto forever” screams your stupid boyfriend, fuck you Kevin
• I'm a dragon, you’re a whore
• Do you know what I had to do to get here man? No you don't, 'cause you're not a gangsta (don't fuck with me)
• It ain't rock, but you done rolled
• I like the way that you move the stick and every way when you make it sick
• Sometimes I rap too, I'm a white girl, but / The world is my oyster, I'm a little pearl, yep
• Baby you're so ghetto, you're looking to score

 

 

What's the rock one?

[Mer 52,257]

"Writing in blood on the walls and shit/dripping off from the walls into the ducts and shit" is so ridiculously specific and graphic? 

[bluedealer 4,943]

Jenny jumped into the pool, she was swimmin' with Nikki Lane 

[cherrytropico 10,119]

17 minutes ago, Strangelove said:

What's the rock one?

criminals run the world, the rest of the song is actually pretty good but that one line 

[americangothic 1,515]

"The early month of mid-July" is unbelievable to me 

[partymonster 4,565]

1 hour ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

i love earthquakes but i have to cackle every time i hear this part

[Glitter Boy 16,224]

My boyfriend tested positive for COVID

It don't matter, we've been kissing

So whatever he has I have

I can't cry

 

 

like I like Peppers but those lines are insufferable  

[americangothic 1,515]

24 minutes ago, Glitter Boy said:

My boyfriend tested positive for COVID

It don't matter, we've been kissing

So whatever he has I have

I can't cry

 

 

like I like Peppers but those lines are insufferable  

what's funny to me is how unapologetically unserious these lyrics are. Imagine if this was released back on 2020/2021, people would be cancelling her, lmao.

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,231]

"C'mon you know you like- little girls "

 

 

[Fishtail Blvd 123]

Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, it's King Kong
Bitch, it's King Kong, this is Kin' Kong
Chinese ink on, Siamese links on
Call me 2 Chainz, name go ding-dong
Bitch, it's King Kong, yes, I'm King Kong
This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong
In my kingdom with my Timbs on
(How many championships?) What? Six rings on

[lemonadetan 5,049]

"it all seems stranger than a stranger"

[bia 901]

2 hours ago, Starry Eyeds said:

the lyrics of Boarding School for sure

It’s one of my favourites 

 

I love all the lyrics @Surf Noiris posting too… maybe I am ridiculous 

[Beautiful Loser 46,095]

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