Lana Del Rey Documentary

[APOCALYPTO 5]

 

 

 

 

[Creyk 11,699]

Just started now. The intro is surprising to me. We know her laptop was stolen but then everything went dark, we didn't hear any info or her private files being leaked or things like that. Even her next poetry book was apparently on it but we still have nothing. Or did a bunch of stuff actually surface and it was just forbidden from being discussed on here?

Ok, upon watching further there is a lot of twisting of facts here:

1. she asked her fans to participate in rituals against Donald Trump around the time of L4L release? I don't recall.

2. You say she released an album called Sirens under an alias. But isn't Sirens a fanmade name for that collection of songs?

3. You say she is friends with Marina. She is not friends with her they met a total of two times and Marina ditched her when she was jealous of Lana's success.

4. The "all seeing eye" poses: well IDK. That could just be a standard pose photographers ask celebrities to do in photoshoot, like when I was in professional shoots they walked me through a series of poses...isn't this just the same thing? Needs more proof. Same for the hidden hand. Like really?

[violettiaras 3,462]

I’m trying to be nice but I think you’re barking up the wrong tree cause I don’t think many people took Blue ivy seriously.. as watched it to laugh at it and called it nonsense

[dyktatuob 1,233]

is this that one documentary that tried to make a point about manchester attack being planned by illuminati 

[Creyk 11,699]

When you do the lyrical interpretations...IDK. Yes Lana is a spiritual person and well-read on the subject we know that, but you pick out very minimal parts of her songs to prove a point. But with her having so much music out there we could do this with any subject. Like I can say she loves to be thrown up in the sky like a pizza pie and I could find at least 5 songs with lyrics supporting that theory. Not because it's true, but because she has so much music out there I can select random lyrics which support my statement.

[APOCALYPTO 5]

38 minutes ago, Creyk said:

Just started now. The intro is surprising to me. We know her laptop was stolen but then everything went dark, we didn't hear any info or her private files being leaked or things like that. Even her next poetry book was apparently on it but we still have nothing. Or did a bunch of stuff actually surface and it was just forbidden from being discussed on here?

Ok, upon watching further there is a lot of twisting of facts here:

1. she asked her fans to participate in rituals against Donald Trump around the time of L4L release? I don't recall.

2. You say she released an album called Sirens under an alias. But isn't Sirens a fanmade name for that collection of songs?

3. You say she is friends with Marina. She is not friends with her they met a total of two times and Marina ditched her when she was jealous of Lana's success.

4. The "all seeing eye" poses: well IDK. That could just be a standard pose photographers ask celebrities to do in photoshoot, like when I was in professional shoots they walked me through a series of poses...isn't this just the same thing? Needs more proof. Same for the hidden hand. Like really?

 

OK. So I really didn't want to comment anything else, I wanted to just let the video speak for itself. This is how a documentary should work... And to everyone else, THIS IS A DIFFERENT DOCUMENTARY! And pleeease just do what I asked and wait until you've watched the short documentary before commenting on it. 

Anyways, I have to address this. No. "Sirens" was actually a May Jailer album that just wasn't released through a major record label. It's technically her earliest album. Yes, Marina and Lana used to be friends, hence all the selfies together. Lana has met hundreds of celebrities, but her and Marina had a bond, obviously because they take a bunch of pics together, as friends do. I'm not sure why you would recall her tweets about urging fans to take part in the mass salt ritual (are you her agent?), but that did happened. Whatever. You want to ignore all of this, fine, but this documentary was supposed to be 2 hours and the second hour is detailed in Ch. 7 of the book, which shows her relationship with Taylor Swift is based on the same thing. 

 

Just watch the thing. 

[Creyk 11,699]

4 minutes ago, APOCALYPTO said:

 

OK. So I really didn't want to comment anything else, I wanted to just let the video speak for itself. This is how a documentary should work... And to everyone else, THIS IS A DIFFERENT DOCUMENTARY! And pleeease just do what I asked and wait until you've watched the short documentary before commenting on it. 

Anyways, I have to address this. No. "Sirens" was actually a May Jailer album that just wasn't released through a major record label. It's technically her earliest album. Yes, Marina and Lana used to be friends, hence all the selfies together. Lana has met hundreds of celebrities, but her and Marina had a bond, obviously because they take a bunch of pics together, as friends do. I'm not sure why you would recall her tweets about urging fans to take part in the mass salt ritual (are you her agent?), but that did happened. Whatever. You want to ignore all of this, fine, but this documentary was supposed to be 2 hours and the second hour is detailed in Ch. 7 of the book, which shows her relationship with Taylor Swift is based on the same thing. 

 

Just watch the thing. 

Well I watched like 40 minutes of it but a lot of it is not even about Lana but testmonials from random people who might as well be disturbed, we don't know if their word is to be trusted or not.

And didn't she and Marina only take 2 selfies together? They did not meet that many times.

[queenofsaigon89 900]

Not every witch worships Satan... please stop throwing every single witch into the same cauldron  

 

[triangles19 2,454]

First thought : Wow a fan 1 hour long documentary, so cool.
Second thought : Just another slice of american religious x aliens conspiracy bs

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,107]

[boom like that 11,874]

You behind this doc too?

 

 

[Genesee 6,335]

this the wrong neighborhood to be preaching this video 

[honeymoon is alive 21,154]

i watched the original a while ago and it was just a conspirationist weird take  

[never2heaven 6,761]

documentary is not the word for this, just say it’s a fan made entertainment deep dive or something. documentary is factual- this is more of a fun project you did, and no hate to that! 

[Veinsineon 76,782]

Documentaries are usually grounded in reality. This just seems more like the cork board and yarn diagram type stuff to me

[Quincy 4,375]

Waiting for an actual LDR documentary like 

[Eugene 26,669]

[Embach 42,303]

I remember watching this old one like years ago and I remember there were two things mentioned about Lana's albums that weren't true:

- the artwork for Sirens is fan-made, @Trash Magic created it, if I'm not wrong;

- Die For Me is also a fan-made album which never existed.

[Eugene 26,669]

he thought he really ate with this

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

36 minutes ago, Creyk said:

And didn't she and Marina only take 2 selfies together? They did not meet that many times.

 

oh marina and lana were definitely friends, they literally praised each other on their respective albums and stuff. lana did it on lust for life's booklet and marina on love + fear's

however they definitely fell apart after 2019  I guess we'll never know what truly happened